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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Major_Character_Death
  Category:
      F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
  Fandom:
      Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(Video_Games), Super_Mario_&_Related_Fandoms, South
      Park, Survivor_(TV_2000)
  Relationship:
      Miles_"Tails"_Prower_&_Sonic_the_Hedgehog, Knuckles_the_Echidna/Rouge_the
      Bat, Knuckles_the_Echidna/Tikal_the_Echidna, peach/donkey_kong, Bowser
      Koopa/Peach_Toadstool, Toadette/Blue_Noki, Dr._Eggman/Maria_Robotnik,
      Donkey_Kong/Maria_Robotnik, Toadette/Knuckles, Big_the_Cat/Froggy, Rouge
      the_Bat/Shadow_the_Hedgehog, Amy_Rose/Shadow_the_Hedgehog, Cream_the
      Rabbit/Shadow_the_Hedgehog, Amy_Rose/Sonic_the_Hedgehog
  Character:
      Sonic_the_Hedgehog, Miles_"Tails"_Prower, Knuckles_the_Echidna, Big_the
      Cat, Dr._Eggman_|_Dr._Robotnik, Shadow_the_Hedgehog, Amy_Rose_(Sonic_the
      Hedgehog), Tikal_the_Echidna, Rouge_the_Bat, Maria_Robotnik, Froggy_
      (Sonic_the_Hedgehog), Cream_the_Rabbit, Mario_(Nintendo), Luigi_
      (Nintendo), Donkey_Kong, Wario, Bowser, Yoshi, Peach-hime_|_Peach
      Toadstool, Princess_Daisy, Kinopiko_|_Toadette, Catherine_|_Birdo,
      Princess_Rosalina, Blue_Noki, Randy_Marsh
  Additional Tags:
      Survivor_-_Freeform, CBS, Elimination_Game
  Series:
      Part 2 of Randy_Marsh's_Survivor
  Stats:
      Published: 2017-03-24 Updated: 2018-02-18 Chapters: 10/? Words: 54903
****** Survivor: Mystic Ruins ******
by MourningTBStyle
Summary
     Season two of Survivor kicks off in the humid jungle of the Mystic
     Ruins. Randy Marsh hosts twenty four castaways as they must build a
     new society or be voted out. Who will outwit, outplay, and outlast to
     be the sole survivor?
***** King of the Jungle *****
Randy with his leg up on a rock next to Tails’s house. “Welcome to the Mystic
Ruins!”
 
Camera shows various brutal nature shots, including the waves, some trees, the
boulder falling out of the wall to reveal two thirds of the level, and the
train to Station Square.
 
“Hi I’m Daisy!” Daisy bounces up and down in her orange booty shorts.
 
Tikal waves her arms up and down in honor of her daddy Chief whathahahcock,
“I’m Tikal!”
 
“For generations, this land was inhabited only by the ruthless some kind of
native americans, they I guess are all echidnas too and lived in harmony with
nature until they DIED.” Sepia-toned dramatization of Tikal begging her daddy
for mercy in the past plays with dramatic latin music laid over it.
 
Topical shot of Knuckles standing next to a plump Toadette.
 
“Waho! The fortune is MINE.” Wario puts on his gay fingerless gloves, prepared
to play dirty.
 
“These 24 contestants are in for the challenge of a lifetime,” Randy is
suddenly on the Daisy Cruiser that is floating next to the Mystic Ruins, there
are a bunch of survival supplies on it. The 24 contestants are awkwardly
sitting around, Maria Robotnik looks away at the sunset detachedly.
 
“This is the exact adventure I needed, I have been seeking an adrenaline rush.”
Froggy crosses her weird frog legs on a stump.
 
“For me this is about representation, my kind have been looked down on and I
want to show the world that I can outwit outlast outplay!” Yoshi laying an egg.
 
Randy dramatically spins around to look at camera B, “In the end only one can
survive… 35? Days, 24 castaways, ONE SURVIVOR!” He yells, the intro begins.
 
Ethnic grunting.
                                        
                            ~Mushroom Tribe~ (Red)
===============================================================================
                                        
Peach diving to hit a volleyball, looking poised in her polaroid. 
 
Toadette’s braids flying around above her head as she falls downward, she winks
in her polaroid.
 
Birdo shoots an egg out of her mouth and butt. Her photo burns.
 
Daisy dramatically crossing a balance beam. She scowls butchily in her polaroid
which falls away.
 
Rosalina getting railed by Luma at camp, she smiles awkwardly in the next shot.
 
Blue Noki jumping at a puzzle station, a bit obvious that it’s a winning pose.
A bunch of sand is thrown at her serious picture.
 
    35 DAYS is laid over the huge Orca from Emerald Coast thrashing about.
                                        
                             ~Shell Tribe~ (Green)
===============================================================================
                                        
Bowser straining to carry a log, Toadette’s braid is awkwardly visible on the
side.
 
Donkey Kong jovially playing on some drums. He gives the camera a large grin
with his black mouth.
 
Mario lifting his arm dramatically as he jumps up to a platform. Smoke rises
over his theatrical-looking headshot.
 
Quick shot of a flock of Chaos flying away.
 
Luigi stretching out his gooch on the beach. His polaroid is dipped in water.
 
Super close-up of Wario nodding emphatically, then his constipated-looking
polaroid.
 
Yoshi shooting an egg at the enemy tribe, Yoshi sticking out his tongue in his
picture.
 
          24 Castaways is laid over a King Bob-omb ready to explode.
                                        
                            ~Nights Tribe~ (Purple)
===============================================================================
                                        
Diving into the water, Froggy swims like a champ. Her picture for some reason
is in black and white.
 
Tikal hopping off the boat with a tarp billowing behind her. She looks off to
the left in her polaroid.
 
Cream throwing her arms around an indistinguishable figure with great emotion.
She looks obviously sunburnt in her polaroid.
 
Amy Rose throwing a javelin and gritting her teeth. Rapid zooming in and out on
her smiling flirtatiously in her photo.
 
Rouge digging in the sand for obviously an idol. Rouge’s boobs are prominent in
her photo.
 
Maria standing idly at camp, quick flashaway she doesn’t even get a picture.
 
     1 SURVIVOR transitions over a shot of the sun setting over the Mystic
                                  Mountains.
                                        
                             ~Ring Tribe~ (Yellow)
===============================================================================
Tails’ eyes glistening with tears as he cheers from the mat, jumping up and
down. He looks sad and lost in his picture.
 
Big the cat bursting through a wall, Big is HERE, He’s too fat for his
polaroid.
 
Knuckles taking off into flight in slow-motion with a blank face, he
aggressively holds up his big hands in his picture.
 
Shadow dashing through the white jungle with ease, pouting while his polaroid
bursts into blue flames.
 
Eggman jumping onto a platform with his bowed legs being all like “Hoy!” His
mustache already looking scraggly as fuck.
 
Sonic doing his little backflip and making a hand gesture, he smiles douchily
in his polaroid.
 
Quick shadowy shots of a bunch of echidnas and chaos dancing around a fire. The
Survivor: Mystic Ruins logo lingers on screen for a few seconds.
 
                                 The Marooning
                                     Day 1
===============================================================================
Randy raises his arms at the castaways, they all turn to look at him as if he
hadn’t been standing there for the last several hours of production photos
being taken.
 
He smiles with a twinkle in his eye. “We’re back for season two.” An awkward
applause ensues among the castaways. “All the supplies you would need to
survive are on this cruise ship.” Randy explains.
 
D.K. looking inquisitive that everything was actually on the boat.
 
“Being a strong ape like myself,” D.K. smiles smugly, “I know how to make it in
these jungle japes so I feel like I have a leg up.”
 
The jovial gong sound effect plays as the camera focuses on Blue Noki.
 
“You will have ten minutes to grab everything and then get in your damn boats.”
Randy begins smoking a cigar. “Survivors ready?” He pulls out a fancy new
revolver, he shoots, “Go!”
 
Sonic and Shadow dash through the items grabbing fruits and other tools for the
Rings tribe.
 
Luigi is shown liquidly maneuvering around the other castaways.
 
Rouge grabs the basket of Chaos and jumps into the ocean holding onto them.
They begin to scream “Wah wah,” because they’re drowning.
 
“I knew we could harvest the chaos for a good chao stew later. It was very
important that my tribe had them.” Rouge and breasts gyrate up and down
 
Cream grabbing a bunch of bananas and flying away with her ears as Bowser makes
off with a bucket of fishing equipment behind her.
 
Bowser brandishing the fishing pole. “Who needs the food when we can get it
ourselves?” a shrewd glint in his eyes.
 
As Mario fiddles with untying the fishing gear a note flops onto the deck
floor, Amy Rose with her big eyes notices and dashes for it.
 
“The note said ‘Shh I’m a secret advantage on it,’ I just knew that whatever it
was I needed it.” Amy Rose gamebots oddly, her sweetness tinging her words as
she winks to the camera.
 
Big off by himself, prying the floorboards off of the ship. Out of breath, he
cries out to Knuckles who is flying around the cruiser frantically. “Knuckles
come help me with this firewood!”
 
Wario trying to sneak up on the Nights tribe raft to steal the chaos, Froggy
hops over and swats him away. He falls in the water all like “waaaah”.
 
Toadette and Peach are trying to haggle with Randy for some delicious rice and
Cheesy Poofs. “Please Randy, I can show you a good time,” Peach ha-chas
Toadette into the water showing off her underwear.
 
Randy is aroused and frightened and gives the Mushroom tribe the bags of rice.
 
“I’m a pretty girl and I can use it to my advantage.” Peach shown weaving palm
fronds together.
 
Tails is shown faggily darting around grabbing some last scraps as Daisy
micromanages Blue Noki and Birdo, screaming at them to grab more shit before
briefly darting into the depths of the cruiser to retrieve her prescription
medication.
 
Randy grabs a megaphone and screams at Eggman, “Two minutes left, get ya boats
in the water!!!”
 
Montage of the different color boats being dropped into the ocean. Maria dives
into the water with some mangos in her bra.
 
Tikal glides down onto the Nights tribe raft, carrying a tarp that billows
behind her like a cape.
 
Eggman and Big are the last two to jump in, mostly because of old age and being
pussies.
 
“Have fun finding ya camps, thee ya!” Randy takes off in the cruiser.
 
                                  Shell Tribe
                                     Day 1
===============================================================================
The Shell Tribe raft shown in the water, very tenuously balanced as the tribe
tries to counterbalance Bowser’s immense weight. DK paddling with all his
strength but visibly tiring. Yoshi fervently paddles with his legs serving as a
rudder, the others obviously fairly useless in comparison.
 
“I may be the king of the jungle but that fuck is HEAVY,” DK wiping sweat off
his face with his red tie.
 
DK topples into the water as their beach is finally in sight, the sun is only
an hour or so from setting. Yoshi enthusiastically paddles over to their tribe
flag like a doggy.
 
“We made it boys!” Luigi is drenched in sweat as Mario dramatically throws his
hat on the ground and lies on the beach. Yoshi running around hugging everyone
gayly.
 
Wario hauls their chest full of food onto the beach, eyeing it sexually as
Mario whips out his leaderly dick. “Alright, why don’t Wario and Mr. Monkey
work on the shelter while I work on a fire?”
 
“I have a work hard, play hard attitude and I know when it’s time to get down
to brass tacks,” Mario brushing his moustache. “I watched every episode of
season one, I don’t wanna be sleeping on rocks!”
 
“You guys wanna go find the well?” Mario points his big white gloved finger at
Luigi and Bowser.
 
Bowser seeths. “I can find it myself.” He stomps off squinting at the map
leaving Luigi in the dust.
 
“I need to pick my battles with these dirty Italians, they don’t need to know I
could start a fire with my mouth,” Bowser snickering in the jungle. “What that
mouth DO.”
 
Whimsical percussive noises as the camera shows Luigi looking around the camp
awkwardly.
 
“I knew what I had to do next,” Luigi licks his lips.
 
“Suddenly Luigi was just GONE, like what the hell?” Wario scratched his fine
mustache.
 
Luigi burst into the jungle at full speed, no one knew what to do so they
continued working on the shelter and fire.
 
“This was easy, they just let me go.” Luigi oddly smirks in a Luigi guy way.
 
Luigi dug around at a very peculiar white oak tree. “Aha, I got it!” He says as
he pulled the Chaos Emerald idol from the ground. “The last time you can play
an idol is at final 6, you can play this after the votes have been cast.” Luigi
shoves the gem up his butt and returns to camp as the soundtrack plays an
uplifting tune.
                                        
                                 Nights Tribe
                                     Day 1
===============================================================================
Froggy is kicking violently in the water to get her tribe to camp. Rouge was
flying overhead to look for their purple flag.
 
“Are we almost there?” Maria complained as she waved a makeshift map in her
face.
 
“I was DYING to know the contents of my advantage...so I secretly read it on
the boat.” Amy Rose and her asymmetrical bob bounced up and down.
 
Amy Rose whispering to herself, “After a challenge before the merge, you will
be able to make a tribe vote off not one, but two people at one tribal
council.” Amy Rose tries stifling a gasp.
 
Tikal turns around, “Oo, what do you have there?” Amy shoves the note back into
her gooch and produces a flint.
 
“I found flint on the boat so we can make fire!”
 
“I almost really fucked up there, I don’t know if I can trust these girls yet,”
Amy plots as she takes a dump in the ocean.
 
Rouge flies back to the boat, “I found it! Froggy turn left!”
 
Froggy delivered the Nights girls to their camp, it was the chao garden. Tikal
squinted at their camp, “Did you guys just see something flying over there?”
 
Tikal hops up and flies to shore, and animatedly points up as Nights flies
overhead. Nights spins around with a bunch of sparkles, as production was given
rights to her likeness along with the Sonic brand.
 
“It was foretold in the prophecy of our tribe name!” Tikal baptising herself in
her new faith in the water of the Chao garden. “Our camp is blessed by Nights!”
 
“Yeah so this weird joker looking bitch is floating around our camp, everyone
seemed really excited, but I was like who dat?” Froggy explained while doing
the backstroke.
 
The girls pull their boat onto the shore, Rouge unleashes the chaos they got
from the cruiseship.
 
Tikal immediately rounds up the Chaos, “We must name them, where is that
fortune teller?”
 
The scene cuts away to a snake slithering in the grass.
 
                                  Ring Tribe
                                     Day 1
===============================================================================
Helicopter shot of a bunch of Paratroopas flocking.
 
The Ring Tribe’s raft is seen far away, most of them are blurry except for
Big’s fat arm pointing.
 
Closer shot reveals Tails looking visibly seasick, Sonic clutches his shoulder
defensively. Big leads the paddling with a breathy heave.
 
“Some of these boys don’t have their sealegs yet, but we’ll see when I’m
through with them,” Big with a hearty laugh.
 
When the beach is visible, Knuckles athletically leaps and glides over. He
dives and burrows into the sand to mark his territory, digging up 10 rings.
 
Majestic oriental music played as the tribe pulls their raft up to camp, Eggman
throws his arms up and laughs nasally.
 
“I’m just thrilled to be here, and I’m ready to show the tribe all I have to
offer,” Eggman rubbing his hands together somewhat jewishly.
 
Sonic nodding proudly, “I’m a track star,” he nods to Tails pointedly.
 
Tails opens his mouth to talk, but is cut off by Eggman, “I’m a scientist by
trade, but I have experience teaching, drag racing, animal breeding, graphic
design--”
 
Big cuts him off, “I’m a fishmonger.” He smiles retardedly.
 
“The Doctor, he seems a bit whack,” Knuckles pounding his chest in the jungle.
“But in general, I feel good about this tribe,” laid over shots of Sonic and
Tails gathering firewood together as Big fishes in the ocean, Shadow putting
palm fronds on the shelter, “it’s pretty stacked.”
 
The positive music trails off as Eggman is seen sitting in the sand next to the
shelter, trying to make fire.
 
“Please Mr. Sun, come out and play with me,” Eggman angling his nice shades at
a small bundle of coconut husk.
 
“Of course I knew the easiest way to make fire,” Eggman scoffs at the
cameraman.
 
“Ho!” Eggman jumps up suddenly, startling Shadow who was working on the shelter
nearby. “Shadow, help me out!”
 
Suddenly most of the tribe is there at the fire, cheering it on as Eggman blows
on it.
 
Dramatic music comes to a climax with an ethnic “hoo-ya” as the firewood Big
brought back to camp catches, Knuckles whoops as Tails jumps around gayly.
 
“Yes!” Sonic yells aggressively.
 
Laid over shots of the tribe all looking in good spirits, “My tummy felt a
little weird coming in on the raft but now I feel great, I love our tribe!”
Tails smiling like a lil boy.
 
The fire celebrations dying down, Tails is sitting next to Sonic in the shelter
when suddenly Sonic places a hand on Tails’s thigh.
 
“Let’s go find the water well, Tails,” Sonic licking his hedgehog lip.
 
Tails is all like “Let’s go!” With his gay ass voice.
 
“Overall, I got a good hand with this tribe. We already made fire. But Tails is
definitely somebody I want to take deep,” Sonic waving his finger predatorily.
 
““We did it!” Tails screams faggily as they find the well.
 
“Hey Tails, look at this,” Sonic whips out his spiky hedgehog dick.
 
Tails gasps innocently, like he’s never seen that before. Sonic bends Tails
over the well forcibly drowning him to muffle his rape screams.
 
“I like Sonic and all, but it’s getting creepy around here!” Tails voice rises
with uncertainty.
 
                                Mushroom Tribe
                                    Night 1
===============================================================================
                                        
Darkness consumed the bare Mushroom camp as the ladies were still at sea.
 
“I can’t see!” Toadette screamed with her stubby arms flopping about.
 
“It was already nighttime and we still couldn’t make it to camp? Forget tribal
council, we are going to die out here!” Birdo and her snout thinned into a
line.
 
Rosalina floats above the ocean with her star bitch, Luma lighting the way. “I
think I see it!”
 
Close up of Blue Noki squinting her small eyes, “Are you sure?”
 
Peach files her nails within the boat and shrugs.
 
“I already hate the blonde princess cunt, she didn’t help paddle for a second,”
Noki spits in the night vision lense, “In my culture, laziness gets you death!”
She shakes her head.
 
As the women anchor their boat, they all rejoice and collapse on the shore.
 
Daisy wipes some sweat of her tit, “I thought we would never find it!”
 
“Despite our rocky start, I feel really good about our tribe.” Rosalina sits on
the beach with the ocean in the background, “I couldn’t be happier!”
 
“Should we even bother building anything?” Birdo suggests, the camera’s light
catching the large rock on her hand.
 
Peach a bit drunkenly suggests, “Let’s do it tomorrow!” Toadette shrugs. No one
else challenges this so they all huddle up under the Mushroom tribe flag for
warmth.
                                        
                              Immunity Challenge
                                     Day 2
===============================================================================
Tribal screaming in the soundtrack as the camera swirls around a big circular
track running thing.
 
“Come on in guys!” Randy motioned to the four tribes looking RAGGED as tit.
 
Randy smiles mischievously, squinting a lil bit cuz the bright sun is shining
in his eye. “So how was everyone’s first night in the Ruins?”
 
Camera shows Amy and Tikal nodding confidently, Luigi with a noncommittal shrug
as Eggman screams “Terrific!”
 
“How many of you managed to make fire?” Randy probes condescendingly.
 
Shot of all of the tribes raising their hands except for the Mushroom tribe.
 
Randy points his patriarchal finger. “You in the pink, how did your first night
go?” Blue Noki glares really hard at Peach.
 
“Uhh, bad?” She itches her cooch.
 
“Why is that?” Randy asks.
 
“We didn’t even build our shelter Randy!” Birdo taps her big hoof foot.
 
It cuts to Mario shaking his Italian head.
 
“For today’s challenge, one at a time you gotta run around the track handing a
baton off to the next member of your tribe,” camera cuts to show footage of
challenge interns passing the baton to each other. “First three tribes to
finish all six laps, get all six of your tribe around the track, win immunity.”
 
Randy uses his chin to gesture at a big covered table next to him douchily.
“Winning tribes also each get a reward,” he dramatically walks over and pulls
the sheet off with his dicke. “The winning tribe will get first pick between a
tarp,” Daisy ooos at the large tarp, “Some spices,” the camera pans over some
salt, pepper, and chives, “OR a couch.” Randy’s dick has the most trouble
ripping off the blanket for the couch.
 
Big screams, “I love couches!”
 
“Win first, you get to pick first, win second, pick second. Understand?” They
all nod, ready to compete.
 
“Alright, strategize who’s going where!” The scene transitions as a baton is
dropped into the sand.
 
Camera shows Sonic, Bowser, Amy, Peach at the starting line. “Alright, we got
Sonic for the Ring tribe, Amy for the Nights Tribe, Bowser for the Shell tribe
and Peach for the Mushroom tribe,” Peach fixes her bra as Randy takes out his
gun.
 
“Survivors ready… GO!” Randy shoots the gun and Sonic blasts off with sonic
speed!
 
“Hewwe go!” Amy slurs as she takes off. Peach starts off at an athletic white
lady pace, quickly falling behind Amy. Bowser stomps along, far behind.
 
“Our ‘strategy’ was to have the slow people go first,” Bowser makes air quotes
with his claws. “Stupid plan. I suggested it. I hope we lose.”
 
“Gotta go fast!” Sonic is already handing his baton to Knuckles.
 
Knuckles jumps up and flies around the track earning the Ring tribe a massive
lead.
 
Knuckles hands the baton off to Shadow before the others tribe even make it to
their second person. Knuckles tells Shadow to “Be careful!” shown in captions,
as Amy finally rounds the corner, Cream is shown stretching her ears.
 
Shadow just shrugs and begins to glide around the course on his gay
rollerskates.
 
Cream takes the baton and is trying to run as fast as she can, she soon gives
up and takes off flapping her ears.
 
Toadette shown screaming “Go!” as Peach tries to close the gap, Bowser shown in
the background only halfway around the track. Wario looks nauseous.
 
Toadette and her stubby legs trip over themselves and she takes a tumble.
 
Randy yells “Toadette takes a hard fall!”
 
Close up of Blue Noki gasping.
 
The camera cuts to Bowser finally handing off the baton to Wario. Cream handing
the baton to Rouge shockingly fast.
 
“I’m really fat, this challenge is difficult!” Wario shown sweating through his
clothes.
 
Helicopter shot of the track swirls around to imply a time lapse. Wario is
gasping for breath as he finally passes the baton off to DK, meanwhile Eggman
is awkwardly running around the track lifting his knees really high, Rouge is
straining her bat wings to gain on him him although they’re still a full lap
behind. She don’t even see Daisy running aggressively behind her, about to pass
her.
 
Daisy gets the baton to Rosalina first, “Hi I’m Daisy!” Rosalina is confused
and floats along at a light pace.
 
“Go Rosalina! Go Big! Go Tikal!” Randy screams as they all pass their batons in
rapid succession. “Nights and Mushroom are NECK AND NECK.”
 
Big stomps shaking the ground, “I can do it!” He shouts to himself for
motivation. Rosalina and Tikal overtake him effortlessly as he jaunts forward.
 
Camera cuts to DK, barreling around the course desperately trying to make up
time. Noki is alarmed at his steady progress, making a stank face at Rosalina
who is only maybe a third of the way around.
 
Noki rolling her eyes scathingly. “Of course the yoga bitch would ruin our
lead.”
 
DK easily clears the course, bangin on his nips victoriously after handing the
baton to Luigi. Clearly seeing an opening to catch up, Luigi scoots along
unevenly gaining on Rosalina, only to fall on his ass. Mario shown wiping his
face for shame as he takes his spot.
 
Tikal briefly turns to Rosalina and mutters “I’m sorry” as she picks up her
pace throwing the baton at Maria’s tit. Maria takes off running, clearly
exerting a lot of energy but looking weak for some reason.
 
“I have double the reasons to give every challenge my all,” Maria gripes
ominously, a tear in her eye.
 
Rosalina hands off to Birdo, and a few seconds later Big hands the baton to
Tails,”Okie dokie!” He tells him. Tails takes off with his two tails allowing
him to glide right across the finish line.
 
Randy yells like a dick, “RING WINS IMMUNITY!” Sonic jumps into the air like
“Yes!”
 
Birdo looking obviously trans as she runs at a big girl pace, honking for
breath. Luigi finally hands off to Mario, who looks funny dashing with his
short legs, desperate to make up the time Luigi lost. Maria collapses as she
gives the baton to Froggy.
 
“I wasn’t gonna let the win slip through my fingers,” Froggy proudly displays
her webbed hands.
 
Froggy hops around the course at breakneck speed, eliciting white girl cheers
from Amy and Cream. Birdo hands off to Noki, who is out like a shot. “Whoa, oh”
Noki mutters as she tries sprinting.
 
Froggy lands on the finish line, “NIGHTS WINS IMMUNITY! We’re looking for one
more.”
 
Mario tears his hat off of his weirdly balding head as he clears the halfway
point. But it’s too late, ethnic women screaming in the soundtrack as the small
foreign girl quickly overtakes him, dashing to the finish line. She does a
little twirl and tosses the baton in the air as her tribe runs over in
celebration.
 
Randy puts his fingers up. “MUSHROOM WINS IMMUNITY!” bittersweet track plays as
Daisy throws her hands up, Mario is shown kicking the ground. Yoshi looks
distraught that he never had a chance.
 
“Alright Ring, which reward do you want?” Randy tosses an immunity idol at
them, it's a gold star.
 
Big whispers in Sonic’s ear, he sighs, “We’ll take the couch Randy.”
 
Tikal struts over to claim the tribal immunity for Nights. “We already have a
tarp, so we’ll take the spices!”
 
Randy throws the tarp over Toadette’s head, “Mushroom, you get the tarp, Shell,
hehe you boys have a date with me at tribal council. You’re paying the bill and
someone will be the first person voted out. Now get the fuck out.”
 
“Not bad,” Sonic comments victoriously on their B-rank victory.
                                        
                                Mushroom Tribe
                                     Day 2
===============================================================================
“I can’t believe that we won today! Yippee!” Toadette and her small breasts
peek out from her pink vest.
 
“Before we build our shelter, we should do some yoga to stretch out our
gooches!” Rosalina suggests. Only Peach and Daisy seem to be down as Birdo
uncomfortably declines on account of being trans. She leads the midgets to put
up the tarp.
 
Rosalina wearing a top that reads ‘Respeito’. “Even though we won, there seemed
to be a lot of negativity around the tribe. I activated my plan to uplift
them.”
 
“Doesn’t this feel so good, ladies?” Rosalina moaning as she does the splits.
Tranquil music plays as Peach bends over to touch her toes.
 
Rosalina continues, “This is my favorite! The sun salutation.” She reaches to
the sky sticking her tit outs. Camera rotates around Peach and Daisy emulating
her.
 
Noki placing some leaves down for a blanket for a later, She looks at the girls
doing yoga and the camera shows them far enough away. “We have to boot the
white people first.”
 
Toadette a bit shocked that Noki recognized her Hispanic heritage quickly nods,
“Hell yeah.”  
 
“I was taken aback, damn these girls are here to play and they’re being trans
inclusive. I am ALL IN.” Birdo smiles and sucks up some rocks from the ground
to shoot at a wild goomba.
 
The soundtrack plays an ominous ‘hummm’ as a Koopa mother gives birth.
                                        
                                  Shell Tribe
                                     Day 2
===============================================================================
“Coming back to camp sucked,” Yoshi droops his head down, “I’m not even sure
who was at fault today.” The waves crash onto the beach.
 
Camera shows the sun setting behind the tribe as Mario leads them in.
 
“Today during the challenge, it really came down to me in that moment,” Mario
moping dramatically. “I was all like Let’s a-go, but I didn’t a-go fast
enough.”
 
“I’m gonna make the fire guys!” Luigi alerts his tribe. As he gets some sparks,
his left glove catches fire. “Ow! Hot!” The camera shakily chases after Luigi
again as he squats in the Indian? Ocean. DK is shown shaking his head
judgmentally, wearing his green buff as a sweatband.
 
“These crackers don’t know a thing about survival.” DK makes a slanty face and
throws his shit at the cameraman.
 
Bowser thirstily gulping down a coconut at camp, the captions show DK’s
whispered “Hey, turtle nigga, what’s good?”
 
Bowser spits indifferently. “We need you here for strength.”
 
DK thrusts his monkey brow in the direction of Luigi, still nursing his hand in
the water. “Red or green?”
 
“What about the gay dinosaur?” Bowser suggests offhandedly.
 
DK rubs his nipple in consideration, “I’ll talk to Yellow about it.”
 
Meanwhile, discordant violin tones lead into a shot of Mario and Yoshi
collecting firewood.
 
“Look for more medium-sized sticks,” Yoshi hums industriously.
 
“Look, my friend,” Mario throwing his arm around Yoshi europeanly. “You may not
have realized, but Luigi is my brother.”
 
“Aoohh,” Yoshi cries with surprise. “So we can all keep each other safe.”
 
Mario nods. “We need to keep the tribe strong.” Cymbal noise as a shot of
Bowser and Wario lazing around constipatedly is shown.
 
“The good people deserve to win the game,” Yoshi sitting on an egg maternally.
 
Wario runs into the ocean to take a steamy dump, “Ey, Luigi, you shitting too?”
 
Embarrassed, Luigi blushes, “I burnt my hand.”
 
Wario begins pushing harder, “That’s gay, How do you feel about this vote?”
 
“Uhh, vote Bowser?” Luigi nurses his gross hand.
 
“Psh that skinny faggot spilled the plan to me right away. Boom in the puss.”
Wario cackles to the producers.
 
Wario smiles widely, “I’ll never write your name down, trust,” as he shits
profusely.
 
“Going into tribal, I’m nervous. I hurt my hand and I don’t want to have to use
my idol so soon.” Luigi flaccidly takes off his hat.
 
The camera cuts to the Shell tribe walking to tribal.
 
“This first tribal is going to be lit.” Bowser breathes fire and maniacally
laughs.
 
                                Tribal Council
                                    Night 2
===============================================================================
The Shell tribe take the train to Station Square and walk into Casinopolis, the
gold room is awaiting them with a large fire pit lighting the room. “Welcome,
please grab your torch and dip it into the fire. In this game, fire represents
your life,” Randy makes a spooky gesture with his hands. “Once it’s gone so are
you.”
 
Luigi makes a scared face like he’s just seen a ghost.
 
They all sit the fuck down.
 
“So, what the hell was that strategy? Bowser why did you go first?” Randy
drills into them as soon as he can.
 
“Well, the idea was to shock our enemies with the element of surprise,” Bowser
explains.
Randy makes an expression like he’s talking to a disabled person. “Incredible.
So Yoshi, probably one of your faster runners, never even got a chance to
fight!”
 
Yoshi nodding his head sullenly. “I hate that of everyone out there, I was left
on the bench.”
 
“Mario, how did it feel when the challenge slipped away?”
 
“I definitely feel responsible to a degree, Randy,” Mario grandstands, implying
he’s a target, “but I think I showed that I have what it takes.”
 
“What about you, DK -- you were a star out there!”
 
DK scratches his head sheepishly. “Well, uh, basically Randy, if everyone did
as good as me we wouldn’t be here, but then again, I don’t think it’s me
tonight.”
 
“Luigi, how are you basing your vote tonight?” Randy senses Luigi’s pussiness
and attacks.
 
“Uh...Randy, I, uh, random sorry.” Luigi looks away.
 
Randy is stunned, “Alright, raise your hand if you feel like you’re in danger.”
 
Nobody moves.
 
“Huh, interesting, well someone HAS to be voted out. Wario, you’re up first.”
Randy makes a hand gesture to hurry up.
 
Wario totters up to the voting urn which is in the bathroom of Casinopolis.
“One down,” he jeers as he folds up his vote.
 
Camera teases Yoshi drawing a line on his vote.
 
DK has a slight swaggering rhythm to his walk. He holds up a vote, camera shows
the back of his big buff-covered head. “Deuces.”
 
Mario puffs out his chest as he walks over to vote, writing [Bowser] “We need
to trim-a the fat.”
 
Luigi tries to hide the pain in his hand as he struggles to write a name down.
 
Bowser’s large ass holds up a vote, [Gay Dino] “See ya.”
 
The camera pans over the gold rings and coins in the background, “I’ll go tally
the votes,”
 
Metallic tingly sound effect over a long shot of the tribe anxiously waiting.
 
Randy returns and plops the urn down. “If anyone has a Hidden immunity idol and
you want to play it, now is the time to do so.”
 
The camera lingers on Luigi,
 
Randy smirks, “I’ll read the votes.”
 
“First Vote,” [Bowser]
 
Bowser rolls his eyes.
 
“Next Vote,” [Gay Dino]
 
Randy angrily looks around, “Who is this vote for?”
 
Bowser laughs and points at Yoshi.
 
“Please write a name next time.” Randy continues.
 
[Bowser]
 
Wario shifts in his seat.
 
Randy pauses before unfolding the next vote [Bowser] “That’s three votes
Bowser, one vote Yoshi.”
 
The music begins to speed up as a dramatic ethnic groan is played.
 
Randy quickly reveals, [Yoshi]. “That’s three votes Bowser, two votes Yoshi,
one vote left.”
 
Music stops dramatically as Randy slowly reveals the final vote. [Yoshi] “We’re
tied at three votes each,” shots of Mario looking shocked and Wario wiggling
his eyebrows are shown. Camera comes to rest at Yoshi and Bowser both looking
concerned sitting in front.
 
Wario claps, “ROCKS! Let’s go!”
 
Luigi takes off his glove to bite at his fingernails. DK rubs his head and
looks away as Mario glares around venomously.
 
“So what we’re gonna do is revote, Yoshi and Bowser you cannot vote. If the
vote ties again, Yoshi and Bowser will become safe, and the rest of you will
draw rocks to determine who goes first,” Randy very engaged in this vote.
 
“I’m willing to let my game fall into fate,” DK ominously stares at Mario’s
bald ass.
 
“Interesting, Mario, you’re up first,” He tosses the urn at Mario.
 
Mario walks back disgusted and writes down another name.
 
Wario beaming skips to vote a second time, “This is Survivor!” [Yoshi]
 
DK’s nipples glowing in the golden light of the room as he votes again.
 
Nervously Luigi picks up the pen struggling to hold it in his burnt hand writes
only a single capital letter.
 
Randy getting impatient, “I’ll go tally the votes again.”
 
The camera focuses in on Mario’s angry face.
 
“Once the votes are read the person with the most votes must leave the tribal
council area immediately, I’ll read the votes.”
 
Yoshi gasps, Mario adjusts his hat. Bowser shifts his weight in his chair
coldly.
 
“First vote,” [Bowser]
 
Bowser nods.
 
Randy opens the next vote, [Yoshi]
 
Yoshi’s long tongue falls out of his mouth accidently.
 
“Next vote,” [Yoshi]
 
The music crescendos dramatically as Randy reveals the final vote.
 
“And the first person voted out of Survivor: Mystic Ruins…”
 
[Y]
 
“Yoshi, I’m going to need your torch.”
 
Yoshi stomps and sharts out an egg in DK’s direction. Mario’s mouth falls open.
Luigi covers his face.
“Yoshi… the tribe has spoken,” Randy snuffs Yoshi’s torch. “Time for you to
go.” Yoshi awkwardly walks out of the casino.
 
“Well looks like this tribe is SPLIT right down the middle,” Randy casts
judgment on the tribe. “Is it two tribes or one here? Get back to camp, guh
night.”
 
Yoshi sits in a telephone booth near the Casinopolis, “Those guys are really
nasty, they didn’t even give me a chance. Their tribe is doomed. DOOMED.
 
                            NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR!
===============================================================================
 The boys on Shell find something interesting… “Check his fucking bag!!” Wario
                                   screams.
                                        
 “Whiteys itching for a race war? They’ll get one.” Noki cracks her knuckles.
                                        
  Sonic creepily putting his arm around Tails on the couch. “Call me daddy,”
                                        
             “I didn’t call you slow old!” DK screaming at Bowser.
                                        
        “We’re gonna eat the chaos today,” Rouge decides nonchalantly.
***** I Am Proletariat *****
Randy jerking it at Station Square, “Last time on Survivor!”
 
“Twenty four contestants were split into four tribes, given time to grab
essential supplies off the Daisy Cruiser, and marooned in the Mystic Ruins,”
Rouge shown clutching the cage of drowning chaos.
 
“While the Ring tribe prospered in building their new society,” Eggman is shown
lighting the fire with his shades, “the Mushroom tribe didn’t even try to build
shelter,” Peach plopping her ass down on the beach.
 
“At the Immunity challenge, the Ring tribe rolled around at the speed of sound,
while ultimately the Shell tribe came up short,” shot of Bowser stomping around
the course and Mario kicking his hat.
 
“The Shell tribe was split down the middle at Tribal Council,” Luigi’s
moustache shown having a spasm as the tie vote is revealed, “but Luigi’s fear
of rocks sent Yoshi home in the revote,” Yoshi tearfully laying an egg.
 
Randy is now shooting up in the alley by Casinopolis, “Twenty-three are left,
who will be voted out tonight?”
 
                                  Shell Tribe
                                    Night 2
===============================================================================
Spooky chime tones are heard as a shark scares away a group of Bloopers.
 
“Walking aback to camp really hurt, I befriended Yoshi out here and now I’m on
a tribe of assholes.” Mario spits in the night vision lens, “I couldn’t even
rely on my gay brother. What the hell is that?”
 
Bowser just opens his mouth like “BWAHH,” and starts a fire making their flint
Randy gave them at tribal useless. Mario is dismayed, totally emasculated as he
had been the fire-starter.
 
 “Try voting me out next tribal fags.” Bowser plops down in the shelter.
 
“I wanted to play a bit more subtly than this,” Bowser lounging in a hammock,
“I didn’t want to play like Cartman, however this tribe sucks balls and I hate
Mario and his overall face.”
 
Luigi staring into space in the shelter. “You good, green?” DK shakes one of
Luigi’s shoulders.
 
“I just feel as if I made a huge mistake back there,” Luigi looking pale as a
tit, “I just hope it doesn’t hurt me later. I do have an idol. So not so fast
fatties.”
 
As the Shell tribe tries to sleep, Wario bombs the camp with his green farts
leading production to have to evacuate for a few hours.
 
                                  Ring Tribe
                                     Day 3
===============================================================================
Knuckles had thrown their reward couch under their shelter. Sonic and Tails
currently occupied it as Big had taken everyone else out to fish.
 
“No one’s here…” Sonic shoves a finger into Tails bussy.    
 
“Sonic is great and all, but I think I need to have a talk with him about
personal space.” Tails’ voice trails off.
 
“Sonic! Please no! Stop!” Tails struggled on their red couch.
 
“Real quick before they come back. Be quiet.” The cameramen are stunned and do
nothing to stop the pedophilia.
 
A jovial gong sound effect plays as Tails’ anus is penetrated.
 
Kooky track plays as camera cuts to Big, Eggman, and Shadow on the fishing
raft. Big catches another large fish, and Eggman claps enthusiastically.
 
“I’ve become the provider for the tribe,” Big’s eyes bugging out a little bit.
“But really I just wish the fishies was Froggy. I miss her pussy.”
 
Positive music plays as Knuckles is briefly shown snorkeling nearby.
 
“Maybe we should head back?” Shadow suggests in a slightly whiny tone on the
raft.
 
Eggman chuckles, “Let them have their fun,” nobody really understands this
comment and the conversation is interrupted by Knuckles erupting from the
water, gasping for breath just as the drowning music had started.
 
“For the most part, our tribe is rock-solid,” Knuckles, Rapper, looking plump
from their fish dinner. “But I am picking up a weird vibe from Sonic and
Tails.”
                                        
                                 Nights Tribe
                                     Day 3
===============================================================================
Uplifting music plays as the chaos are shown roaming freely around camp,
they’re still crawling because they’re babies.
 
Helicopter shot of Rouge and Cream flying up high in a tree to search for
fruits as Maria weakly clutches a basket on the ground below.
 
“We’ve been eating these, uh, chao fruits or whatever, for the last three
days,” Rouge shaking her head contemptuously. “I need some MEAT.”
 
Rouge returning to camp alone, famished. Shots of the various chaos crawling
around.
 
“We’re gonna eat the chaos today,” Rouge decides nonchalantly.
 
Scene cuts to Tikal praying to Nights, the captioners could not decipher her
muttering.
 
“I could tell something was off,” Tikal wearing her purple buff on her head,
“And then I heard my children screaming and I just had to fly right over.”
 
Rouge was trying to roast one of the chaos in a cauldron, Cream in the
background protecting Cheese.
 
Tikal practically in tears. “The black bat girl was trying to eat my babies.”
 
“What the hell do you think you’re doing!?!?!” Tikal’s screams wake Amy Rose
and Froggy up from their slumber.
 
“What’s she screaming about?” Froggy mouthing to Amy, shown in captions.
 
Cream continues screaming in protest in the background as Tikal runs over and
snatches the chao out of the cauldron, it has turned several shades lighter due
to its abuse by Rouge. Maria attempts to hold Rouge back, but is of little use
as Rouge tears her arms away and gets in Tikal’s face, “It’s there for us to
eat it bitch!”
 
“I don’t care, I want to eat the chaos.” Rouge bats her eyes.
 
Amy Rose is on the scene, “Have no fear, Amy Rose is here. Okay tribe meeting
guys,” she rubs at her eyes drowsily.
 
“Yeah, I guess you could kind of say I’m the leader, I mean I’m the prettiest
one here and I don’t have the… problems the other girls seem to be having,” Amy
blinks.
 
The scene changes to them around their campfire, a mock trial is being held.
“She tried murdering Sunkist!!!” Tikal cradles the abused chao.
 
Rouge explaining herself calmly although clearly pressed, “We’re out here
trying to survive. We need to keep our strength up to compete in the
challenges--”
 
“This island is full of life!” Tikal highly emotional. “We are surrounded by
fruits and fish,” Tikal motioning to the already-barren fruit tree. “Why take
the life of a creature with a soul?”
 
“Yeah! You just have to press a and twirl the control stick and a fruit will
drop!” Cream explains in a tutorial fashion.
 
Rouge shrugs. “Are we really gonna put the chaos on the same level as people?”
 
Amy, clearly having no control over the escalating situation, slams her Piko
Piko Hammer in the middle of the trial. “Let’s take a vote. Who wants to eat
Sunkist?”
 
Rouge raises her hand confidently as Tikal glares down Maria and Froggy
judgmentally, neither of them seem to give a shit.
 
“Like, I didn’t want to be the one to kill a baby either,” Maria shrugs.
 
“Sorry, but you’re outvoted Rouge,” Amy returns to the shelter, exhausted by
the leadership role.
 
“For real?” Rouge grumbles. “At least let a bitch eat an egg they’re banging
like CRAZY.”
 
Tikal is just like, “Well I don’t want to see it,” before she jumps and glides
away moodily.
 
“I think I’m the only one who came out here to survive,” laid over Rouge coldly
cracking a huge chao egg.
 
“I’m disgusted that this is even a question, I’ll pray that Nights show them
the way,” Tikal in vegan rage. “This only ends badly.”
                                        
                              Immunity Challenge
                                     Day 3
===============================================================================
Rhythmic latin music plays as the camera swirls above Randy standing in the
middle of twenty podiums.
 
“Come on in guys!” The Ring, Mushroom and Nights tribes enter, camera shows
Tikal bringing up the rear still looking pressed. “Take your first look at the
new Shell tribe, Yoshi voted out at the first tribal council.”
 
Birdo shitting her britches. “When I saw the other dinosaur was voted out, I
knew I was in danger. Now I’m the only trans person AND dinosaur.”
 
“First of all, gimme them stahs back,” Randy takes the tribal immunity stars
back. “Ready to get to today’s challenge?”
 
Tails is all like “yeah!”
 
“Each of you will have four objects in your little desk thing. One by one,
you’ll ask members of the opposing tribes if they have an object matching one
of yours, go fish style. Each match earns your tribe a point. First two tribes
to five win immunity,” Rouge does a double take.
 
“Two tribes are going to tribal?” Sonic taps his foot impatiently.
 
“I’m just like yes!” Sonic throwing a hand up. “I’m ready for more people to be
outta here, you’re too slow!”
 
“Tribe in first place will also win reward,” Randy tempts the castaways. “Ten
bags of cheesy poofs.” Wario salivates while Rosalina looks unenthused.
 
“Mushroom, Ring, Nights, you’ll have to sit someone out.”
 
Shadow raises his hand, “I’ll sit out.”
 
Peach and Toadette whispering when Daisy butts in, “I wanna sit out, I’ll be
stronger in the next challenge if it’s physical.”
 
Maria quietly raises a hand, nobody contests her and she takes a seat on the
bench.
 
“Alright, everyone take ya spots,” Randy commands brusquely.
 
Camera cuts to some Cheep Cheeps banging in the ocean to spicy music.
 
“We drew for spots, D.K., you’re up first.” Randy scratches his gooch.
 
“Ooh, sexy girl in the orange top, do you got a toothbrush?” DK asks smoothly.
Tikal points to herself in confusion, while Cream is all like “Yeah! I got a
toothbrush.”
 
“Shell already has a point,” Randy narrates as DK hungrily approaches Cream to
collect the toothbrush. “Next up is Eggman,” The Doctor bangs on his podium in
excitement.
 
“Hmmm, red M, do you have a razor perhaps?” Mario angrily digs in his box to
hand over a razor. Eggman strides over all like “Hoy!”
 
Camera cuts to Noki, looking at her objects contemplatively. “Bat girl with her
boobies out, do you have a poomis stone?” everyone giggles as the foreign girl
mispronounces ‘pumice’.
 
“Huh, in fact, I do.” Rouge hands over her stone.
 
“We got a hot streak goin mya!” Randy is amazed with the castaways’ luck.
 
It’s Amy Rose’s turn. “Tall skinny guy in the overalls,” Luigi is excited to
get attention. “Got any toothpaste?”
 
Luigi blushes, shaking his head. “Sorry, my friend.”
 
Camera spins around to show time passage,
 
Toadette whips her braids out of her face, staring at her opponents with focus.
“Luigi, do you have a toothbrush?”
 
“Ooh yeh!” Luigi tosses it at her.
 
“Alright, Ring is in the lead with three matches, Nights and Mushroom both have
two matches, and Shell still only has one.”
 
Bowser glaring at Noki viciously. “Young lady in the blue,” he holds back from
spewing fire, livid at his tribe’s point deficit. “Got any soap?”
 
“‘Fraid not,” Noki winks.
 
Tikal is all excited that it’s her turn next, “Mr. Bowser, may I have your
soap?”
 
Bowser hands Tikal his soap and throws his empty box on the ground. “Bowser is
out of items.” Randy explains.
 
Tails jumps up on his podium because he’s so short. “Please Princess give me a
toothbrush?”
 
Peach teases a titty as she fakes Tails out by shaking her head, then pulling a
toothbrush out her cleavage.
 
Birdo crowning an egg anxiously. “Cute Italian guy in the green hat, do you
have toothpaste?”
 
Luigi laughs uncomfortably. “The hedgehog girl already asked me!” Birdo honks
in shame as Noki shakes her head in frustration.
 
“We have Rings at four, Nights at three, Mushroom at two, and Shell at one,”
Randy is rubbing his nipples due to the sexual tension of this challenge.
“Wario, you’re up.”
 
Wario peers into his green box, “Uh, Knuckles, do you have a rock?”
 
“Rock hard cock, but yes I do.” Knuckles digs in his box for his rock. Maria is
shown looking grossed out as Rouge giggles.
 
“Shell with two now!” Randy gayly excited.
 
Cream clears her throat. “Mr. Sonic, do you have a razor blade?”
 
“Yes!” Sonic gives Cream the last item in his box, ready for the challenge to
be over so he could bone Tails.
 
“Knuckles has the match point for Ring,” Randy comments.
 
After a beat, Knuckles cracks his knuckles. “I’m gonna go with the tall glass
of water with the star, and shampoo.”
 
Rosalina puts her hand on her mouth. “Shampoo.” She shakes her head. “Sorry.
I’m really sorry.”
 
Peach confidently peers over at Luigi. “Luigi, do you have a pumice stone?”
 
“Ughh, yes I do,” Luigi rubs the back of his neck as he hands over the stone.
“These girls are robbing me dry, Randy!”
 
Mario raises a brow at Knuckles. “Angry red guy, do you have soap?”
 
Knuckles looks puzzled at Mario’s racism as he passes over the bar of soap.
 
“This challenge is anyone’s game, Ring and Nights at 4, Mushroom and Shell at
3,” Randy getting excited as the background music intensifies. “Froggy, you’re
up.”
 
Froggy gulps audibly. “Big, do you have some tweezers?”
 
“Of course, Froggy! Anything for you.” Big fumbles with tweezers.
 
“NIGHTS WINS IMMUNITY AND TEN BAGS OF CHEESY POOFS!” Randy throws some fingers
up. Amy is all like “We did it!” as Cream flaps her ears wildly. Froggy hops up
and down intimidatingly.
 
“The Doctor could win it right now for Ring!” Randy yells as Eggman keeps a
poker face.
 
He gestures a bony hand at Peach paternally. “Do you have a bar of soap, my
dear?”
 
Peach gasps lightly for dramatic effect, before grinning. “I sure do.”
 
“RING WINS IMMUNITY!” Randy yells, the challenge is over. Sonic does some flips
as Big lifts Eggman up on his shoulders all like “wooooo!” Birdo angrily knocks
over her box as Bowser burns his entire podium in fiery rage.
 
Camera cuts back to the Cheep Cheeps, one of them looking pregnant, before back
to the tribes now on their mats.
 
“I got stars for Nights and Ring,” Randy tosses the stars out. Rouge flies up
to catch hers while Big catches it in his stomach like ‘ho’. “And Nights,
you’ll find your Cheesy Poofs back at camp,” Froggy’s frog stomach audibly
rumbling.
 
“Mushroom and Shell, I got nothing for ya. I’ll see you both tonight at tribal
council, two going home tonight,” Randy waves his hand, dismissing the
castaways.
 
“Soo glad we’re not going to tribal, and I think this cheesy poofs reward
should quell the food tensions at camp,” Amy’s face shining in the sun.
 
Peach hugging her legs on the shore. “I really don’t wanna vote, I love all
these girls. Girl power!”
 
Luigi looking down defeatedly, “We just can’t win. It’ll take a miracle for my
brother and I to get out of this one. It’s all my fault.”
 
                                Mushroom Tribe
                                     Day 3
===============================================================================
The Emerald Coast Orca is shown swimming benignly among smaller fish before the
camera cuts to the Mushroom ladies filing back into camp.
 
“Losing today shocked me honestly,” Daisy pensively skinning a goomba carcass,
“We are some strong women, this vote is gonna be tough.
 
The scene cuts to Rosalina rallying the other white people into the cave of a
ruin. “We need to mobilize and protect our white heritage!” Rosalina explains
to Daisy and Peach.
 
“Which one of them is the weakest?” Peach asks calmly as the camera shows shots
of the three working-class ladies tending to the camp.
 
“The dinosaur has a penis anyway, let’s get him,” Rosalina floating slightly
above the ground, Luma next to her nodding emphatically.
 
“Now I realize Rosalina sounds a little... “ Peach struggles to find a word to
justify Rosalina’s racism. “Old-fashioned, but she has a point, the three of us
are the strongest on the tribe.”
 
Building music plays as the camera shows Birdo wearing a black sunhat, leading
Toadette and Noki to the well.
 
“So we all good right,” Birdo sputters hoodly as they reach the well.
 
“What’s the plan shell sisters?” Noki dumps a bucket into the well.
 
“To say there is a class divide in this tribe would be an understatement,”
Birdo holding up a claw as she pontificates wokely. “It’s three downtrodden,
overworked colored ladies and three white bread.”
 
“Whiteys itching for a race war? They’ll get one,” Noki looking crazed next to
the Mushroom tribe’s rations.
 
“I gots a plan, see? We’ll each go to one of them and ask what the plan is,
we’ll convene right before tribal and decide a vote.” Toadette places on her
shades while explaining.
 
“I’m all for working with these ladies, but I can’t let them stifle my game,”
Toadette adjusting her shades. “I need to keep my options open.”
 
Toadette show trying to make fire futilely at camp in the hot sun, Peach sits
next to her uselessly. “I like you, T,” Peach blurts out somewhat randomly,
captioned as the camera shows the sunset in the distance.
 
Toadette looks over her shoulder at the princess. “Yay. Have you heard anything
for the vote?”
 
Peach shrugs her shoulders lightly, keeping her cards close.
 
“Me either, but no way am I writing your name down,” Toadette beams at Peach as
she brushes a big mushroom braid out of her face, returning to the fire.
 
The scene transitions to Noki hanging out with Rosalina in the ocean, “Whoa oh,
am I the vote?”
 
Rosalina laughs as Luma tickles her gooch under the water, “No, the trans one
is…”
 
“So they’re planning on voting Toadette? Interesting…” Blue Noki scratches her
head.
 
Daisy and Birdo are climbing a tree to grab some Hero fruit, Daisy grabs the
fruit and jumps down. Birdo makes a weird celebratory sound.
 
“You know Birdo, I like you. Rosalina told Peach and I to vote you out.” Daisy
dykely cracks the Hero fruit open with her hands.
 
Birdo gasps and sucks some of the fruit into her mouth. “Thanks for letting me
know, sugar.”
 
“I know I’m not going to back myself into the last three here with those two
blonde sluts,” Daisy looking disgusted sitting on a rock. “If I have anything
to say about it, the trans girl is staying.”
 
Tribal chants like “aaaaaah” as the sun is shown setting. Shot of Peach and
Daisy chatting at the campfire, Daisy looking around suspiciously as Birdo,
Toadette and Noki have slipped away.
 
“There’s a really high level of paranoia around camp,” Peach observes slowly as
she puts her hair up in a ponytail. “I don’t know if anyone’s sure what the
plan is.”
 
The sun begins to set as Noki, Birdo, and Toadette hide in a bush.
 
Birdo quickly is like, “It’s me.” Noki gasps.
 
“Can we turn the votes around?” Toadette looks uncertain.
 
“Here’s what we need to do,” Birdo honks ominously as the music builds.
 
Rosalina has Luma sucking on one of her exposed breasts, “I feel amazing about
the vote, I think everything is going to go swimmingly.”
 
“If it’s me tonight, I hope the world realizes it’s time to WAKE UP,” Birdo
slamming her claw down on a rock.
 
The camera cuts to the Mushroom tribe walking in single file line to the train.
 
                                  Shell Tribe
                                     Day 3
===============================================================================
Some Paratroopas are shown fluttering low over the ocean, stalking for prey.
 
Shot switches to DK standing in the shallows, trying to grab for fish.
 
“In this game, instinct is everything,” DK squeezing the water out of his tie.
“I wanna say I’m not too concerned about this vote, but in this crazy game I
need to stay focused or it could be me gone tonight.”
 
Mario and Luigi sitting side by side on the shore, looking sullen, watching DK
in the distance.
 
“Should we even try?” Luigi socially anxious, deferring to his brother for the
next move.
 
“It’s that or go home,” Mario knitting his brow.
 
“My brother’s little switcheroo now has us in a bind,” Mario shirtless in the
jungle, looking desperate by a tree trunk of similar width. “We’re gonna have
to flip a vote.”
 
Scene jumps ahead to the brothers wading into the water to talk to DK. “Hey,
guy,” Mario calls his attention, DK snaps out of his predatory state.
 
“Aoooh?” DK raises his hands inquisitively, so as to ask what’s up.
 
“We need to turn this game around, if we keep around the slow and old people
we’re just gonna lose every challenge,” Mario presenting his case as Luigi nods
periodically.
 
DK nods his monkey head.
 
“So please, brother, give us a shot tonight,” Mario tries to persuade DK with
his charming accent. DK shakes his hand hesitantly, then turns back to continue
fishing. Luigi stares at Mario as they walk back to camp.
 
Meanwhile, Bowser and Wario are chilling in the shelter, Wario is a
kleptomaniac and fishing through all the bags. He gasps.
 
“Check his fucking bag!!!” He alerts to Bowser.
 
“What?” Bowser itches his turtle dick in annoyance.
 
“String bean has the idol in his bag.” Wario chuckles.
 
Wario sullen, “Apparently it’s against the rules to steal idols.” He pouts on a
tree stump.
 
“That decides it then,” Bowser not shaken by the new information.
 
Bowser and Wario are now sitting by the fire, now observing the brothers’
return trying to appear not suspicious. “Look at them struggle,” Bowser
chuckles.
 
“No doubt my name will be written down tonight, but I’m not going anywhere,”
Bowser sitting on a throne-like rock formation. “That’s a fact.”
 
Wario flashes a shit-eating grin at the brothers as they return to camp, drying
themselves off. “How’s the water, boys?” he jeers.
 
Mario is already not having it, “I just don’t want to go home over the slow old
people, that’s all,” he throws a towel around his neck and walks into the
jungle, leaving Luigi standing there awkwardly before he follows Mario a few
seconds later.
 
“Now I made an alliance with Luigi in the water yesterday, and I’d hate to have
to break it so soon,” Wario rubbing his big fat tummy. “But the poor guy’s just
on the wrong side of the numbers. What can I say?’
 
DK emerges from the water gracefully, shaking himself off as he takes a seat by
the fire with Bowser and Wario. Bowser grunts stankly. “So I heard the slow old
people have to go,” he narrows his eyes accusingly at DK.
 
DK gets fired up, “I didn’t call you slow old!” he yells at Bowser.
 
“You better not,” Bowser spits into the fire.
 
“Stick to the plan guys,” Wario says somewhat nervously as he looks between his
two allies, reminding them of Luigi’s idol.
 
Mario and Luigi out by the well, able to hear DK’s yelling all the way at camp.
“You hear that, brother? We may have a chance yet,” Mario winks. Luigi laughs
weakly.
 
“Never surrender in this game. There’s always a crack,” Mario pokes the air
dramatically.
 
“I think we’re boned, I might have to pull out my idol tonight,” Luigi looking
like he’s seen a ghost.
 
                        Tribal Council - Mushroom Tribe
                                    Night 3
===============================================================================
The Mushroom tribe files into the gold room. “Welcome ladies, please dip your
torches into the flame and get fire,”
 
Peach extends her arms to dip her torch in, she looks pumped.
 
“Alright ladies, how have you been out here?” Randy obviously know that they
struggled on day one.
 
Rosalina smiles meekly, while Daisy shakes her head.
 
“Immediate reaction from Daisy -- tell me about camp life.”
 
“Randy, we still don’t even have fire!” Daisy grumbles. “We still haven’t
really organized as a tribe.”
 
Toadette giggles to herself, “Toadette, what’s so funny?” Randy is on the
attack,
 
Toadette puts her shades on, the gold room hurts her eyes, “I.D.K. A.S.L?”
 
Randy is confused. “Noki, how do you fit into the tribe dynamic here?”
 
Noki thinks about her words carefully, not sure how to express them in English.
“Honestly Randy, I am proletariat here. The three princesses think this is a
vacation.”
 
Rosalina raises her eyebrows like ‘really?’ She’s wearing the shirt that reads
‘Respeito’.
 
Randy targets her next. “Rosalina, what does the word on your shirt mean?”
 
She smiles widely, proud of herself. “It means respect. I felt the need to wear
it because, you know, there’s a lack of it on this tribe.”
 
This elicits stank reactions from Birdo and Noki.
 
“Who feels like they’re in danger tonight?” Randy probes. Birdo’s hand shoots
up immediately.
 
“Talk about a lack of respect, I’m being voted out for the place I come from in
life,” Birdo shedding a working-class tear.
 
Peach hunched over on her chair, she’s not used to no lumbar support. “Randy, I
think when the votes shakeout we’ll all be surprised.”
 
“Really,” Randy intrigued and slightly turned on by Peach’s implication. “Well
then let’s vote. Daisy, you’re up.”
 
Daisy strides over to the urn in her orange shorts and writes down a name
icily. “The poison apple has to go.”
 
Rosalina floats over to vote, writing [Birdo] in elegant cursive as Luma hides
in her cleavage.
 
Toadette’s expression is unreadable in her shades as she slowly makes her way
over, getting up on a stool to write a name.
 
Birdo casts a shady glare at Rosalina as she walks over to vote, swinging her
wide hips. “Bitch BYE.”
 
Peach’s pink heels clack against the floor. “Teehee, I’ll take that!”
 
Noki wanders over to vote, “Time for a revolution.”
 
“I’ll tally the votes,” Randy goes to get the urn. “If anyone has an idol, it’s
time to play it now,” the camera shows Peach, Daisy and Toadette for some
reason.
 
“Person voted out will have to leave Tribal Council immediately, I’ll read the
votes,” Randy pops the top off the urn.
 
“First vote…” [Rosalina], she rolls her eyes as Daisy is shown sweating with
anticipation.
 
“Next vote…” [Birdo] “One vote Rosalina, one vote Birdo.” Birdo shaking her
head, already reaching for her bag. Peach wears a bemused smirk.
 
Randy flips over the next vote, [Rosalina]. “Two votes Rosalina,” he counts.
Rosalina briefly turns to look at the tribe before catching herself.
 
“Next vote…” Randy opens slowly as the ethnic chanting in the background grows
louder, [Rosalina]. “That’s three votes Rosalina, one vote Birdo.” Rosalina now
stroking Luma in concern as Noki smiles scornfully.
 
“Second person voted out of the Mystic Ruins... “ [Rosalina] “That’s four and
tonight that’s enough, bring me your torch,” Randy instructs her as she gasps.
 
“Wow, guys,” Rosalina huffs as she floats out of her seat, Luma turns around to
flip the girls off. Noki laughs at this.
 
“Rosalina, the tribe has spoken,” Randy snuffs her torch. “Time for you to go.”
 
Rosalina floats out of Casinopolis with Luma in tow,
 
Randy clears his throat, “Hopefully this has brought you all closer, now head
back to camp.”
The five women stand up smiling at each other and leave.
 
Rosalina furious in the elimination phone booth, “I’m not sure how they could
side with trans people. That’s terrible!” Luma begins to eat her out to calm
her down.
                                        
                         Tribal Council - Shell Tribe
                                    Night 3
===============================================================================
The five Shell boys march in with their torches. “Welcome back,” Randy greets
them derogatively.
 
“So Mario, second tribal in a row, can’t feel good right?” Randy says
conversationally.
 
“I hate to lose, man” Mario with fire in his eye. “And basically, man, I think
it might be me tonight.”
 
“Bowser, what reasons do you think Mario has to fear he’s going home tonight?”
Randy picks at the large turtle.
 
Bowser pauses contemplatively. “He’s a pansy.” Mario frowns.
 
Randy sounds unsatisfied by that response, “Wario, how do you base your vote
tonight?”
 
Wario flashes an ugly smile. “It’s a group decision tonight, based on many
factors.”
 
Randy purses his gay lips, “Do you guys worry about idols? It’s early in the
game, however with this being your second vote…”
 
The camera cuts to Luigi nervously clutching his bag.
 
DK mutters, “Nah, it’s too early for that.”
 
Bowser and Wario grin to themselves. Close-up of Luigi sweating in
anticipation.
 
“Luigi, do you feel safe tonight?” Randy notices his weakness.
 
Luigi still holding onto his bag, “I will a-stick to my word but I never feel
safe out here,” his face flushes. DK glances at Bowser lowkey.
 
Randy satisfied, “It’s time to vote, Big Bowser, you’re up first.”
 
Bowser nods and heads to the voting urn, “There’s no use in splitting the
vote.”
 
Mario stankly writes a name down, [Bowser] “You’re the cancer in the tribe.”
 
Luigi’s hands shaking as he writes down a name. “Please, please god.”
 
Wario jaunts over to vote, the back camera shows a large sweat stain on the ass
of his pants.
 
The camera lingers on DK scratching his head at the voting booth as the music
slows dramatically, he writes down a name. “Deuces”
 
Randy stands menacingly, “I’ll tally the votes,”
 
An ethnic growl is played as Randy returns with the urn, “If anybody has an
immunity idol and would like to play it now would be the time to do so.”
 
The camera zooms in on Luigi’s mustache as it quivers. He doesn’t stand up.
 
“I’ll read the votes,” Randy lifts the lid off the urn.
 
“First vote,” [Bowser]
 
The music picks up as Randy slowly reveals the second vote, [Bowser]
 
“That’s two votes Bowser,”
 
Randy stays quiet as he flips the next vote, [Mario]
 
Mario holds his mouth stiff. DK straightens his tie.
 
Randy opens the next vote, [Mario]. “We’re tied, two votes Mario, two votes
Bowser, one vote left.”
 
A high lingering tone plays as the camera closes-up on Luigi looking helpless
as Mario frowns. Bowser’s expression remains unchanged.
 
“And the third person voted out of Survivor: Mystic Ruins…” [Mario]
 
Luigi sighs and Mario angrily gets up to grab his torch.
 
“Mario… the tribe has spoken,” Randy snuffs his torch. “Time for you to go.”
 
Mario looks back over his shoulder to glare at Bowser, DK and Wario as he
leaves. Wario does a gay haughty little wave.
 
“Well it looks like the divisions in this tribe are still clear, but can the
four of you come together now with the odds stacked against you? Get back to
camp, good night,” Randy waves them off.
 
“That was retarded, I can’t believe they got rid of me so soon. Stupid. Good
luck to Luigi, but I bet they’re the next four gone,” Mario sighs defeatedly.
 
                             NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR
===============================================================================
              A huge twist sends shock waves through the game...
                                        
      Tails standing on his mat, gasping. “This is making my head spin!”
                                        
               Bowser whispering to Wario, “We hit the jackpot.”
                                        
  Maria speaking to someone, “Don’t you think we’re fourth and fifth though?”
                                        
Toadette speaks laid over a shot of her and Noki washing fruits, “We need each
                                  other now.”
                                        
 “It looks like I’m on the rape tribe,” Birdo sighs in the middle of an orgy.
***** Chao Lover *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
Randy wearing a gay safari hat in Windy Valley. “Previously on… Survivor!”
 
“The Nights tribe butted heads over food,” footage played of Tikal snatching
the chao from Rouge as Cream wails in the background.
 
“During the mixer challenge, the contestants got a bit steamy!” Shot of DK
ogling Cream’s small ass. “In the end, Nights and Rings took home immunity and
some cheesy poofs, while Shell and Mushroom fell victim to a shocking double
tribal,” Luigi looking hella flustered as he hands Peach his pumice stone.
 
“At the Mushroom camp, the minorities didn’t sell each other out.” Toadette
putting on her shades with Noki and Birdo in the bush. “Despite seeming
separated Rosalina was ousted unanimously.” Rosalina’s torch getting snuffed.
 
“While on Shell, Wario’s bad behavior paid off as they found Luigi’s idol,”
Wario all like ‘wahhh’ as he finds the idol in Luigi’s bag, “Nevertheless the
second loss lead to the protagonist being sent out prematurely.” Shot of Mario
looking pissed as his torch goes out.
 
Randy gets sucked into the tornado, “Twenty one are left, who will be voted out
tonight!?”
 
                                  Shell Tribe
                                    Night 3
===============================================================================
Low ethnic moaning as some corpse-like skeletal figures in the ruins suddenly
rise up; they’re Dry Bones.
 
“I had a feeling my brother was in the hot seat tonight,” Luigi looks
contemplative on the dusty shores of the Ruins, “I didn’t want to use it and
risk it. I’d rather go home with it.”
 
The tribe quiet returning to camp. Bowser jumps on the shelter to spread his
gooch out after disposing of his nemesis, but breaks the floor of the shelter
in the process. Wario laughing heartily.
 
“This has gone perfect, if we lose again, I’m throwing my vote, Luigi will have
to use his idol.” Wario schemes while taking a nighttime dump, “He won’t be
voting for me and that’s another step to the money.”
 
DK shown lying on the shore, reading his Bible. Bowser comes to sit beside him,
watching the stars.
 
“I think I made the right move last night, the camp is a lot calmer now. I know
I have Jesus on my side and Jesus is my nigga.” D.K. proudly cradles his Bible
in his arms.
 
“Got your back, man,” DK does an urban little handshake with Bowser.
 
                                Mushroom Tribe
                                    Night 3
===============================================================================
Some miniature elephants meant for feeding the chao are shown marching down a
path.
 
Peach sits to stretch out her legs after tribal, physically exhausted.
 
“That was a stressful decision. I could sleep for like, five days,” Peach
yawning.
 
Daisy easily sparks a fire with the flint they came back with, and sets some
water to boil. “Soup tonight, ladies?” she asks a hungry-looking Birdo and
Toadette, who nod fervently.
 
“After watching the first season, I thought tribal would be a breeze.” Toadette
redoing her mushroom braids, “That was difficult and it wasn’t even a hard
vote.”
 
“I’m pleased,” Noki rolled up some coconut husks and is smoking them, “The
pretty ones didn’t even put up a fight. They should be more threatened by the
wise Noki, we may be old, but we’re not weak.”
 
Daisy is shown telling stories about her homeland of Sarassaland over the fire
as it gets dark, the tribe is listening but mostly doesn’t really give a shit.
“I miss my horses,” Daisy whines.
 
“I think that vote unified the tribe, I actually feel much stronger going
forward,” Daisy prudently leaning on a knee.
 
Noki groaning in boredom. “I don’t give a crap about that girl’s damn horses.”


                              Immunity Challenge
                                     Day 4
===============================================================================
“Come on in guys!” Randy shouts as the Ring and Nights tribe come in holding
their tribe flags. “Take your first look at the new Mushroom and Shell tribes,
Rosalina and Mario voted out last night,” Sonic and Knuckles all like woooah as
the four remaining Shell tribe boys walk in, with Luigi off to one side.
 
“I’m a little sad that Mario is gone, he could have been a minor ally to me.”
Noki says while polishing her shell.
 
“Y’all guys ready for a shake up? Drop your damn buffs! We’re switching
tribes!”
 
Immediate shot of Amy Rose looking terrified.
 
“Shell tribe is no more, you guys can step off that mat now,” the Shell tribe
scatters as Randy pulls out his gun and shoots the green mat repeatedly. Tails
screams in fear of a massacre, but then everyone realizes that the gun was
shooting new buffs. Luigi, who had ducked behind Big the Cat for safety, he
turns to find a Purple buff resting on his sweet ass.
 
The castaways whipping they heads around in confusion, scattered rumbling is
heard. “How many tribes are we swapping to?” Amy Rose frantically.
 
“Four?” Noki tries to get a look over Toadette’s mushroom head.
 
“Two?” Rouge coos.
 
“One.” Big says definitively.
 
Luigi looks over to his three former tribe mates, who all have Yellow buffs.
Bowser blows fire everywhere. Randy shoots new buffs at everyone else, DK is
triggered due to his inner-city upbringing.
 
“We’re switching to THREE tribes,” Randy announces, more camera swirling as all
the castaways appear on their new mats.
 
“On the new Mushroom tribe we have Toadette and Noki staying put, while Amy
Rose, Cream, Froggy, Knuckles, and Shadow join their tribe.” Randy motions his
fat arm at them. Froggy bats her eyelashes at the new boys on her tribe.
 
“It’s about time I schedule a dickie appointment.” Froggy applies her mascara.
 
“On the new Ring tribe, Eggman now a lonely egg, the Shell tribe mostly moving
over here, Bowser, DK, and Wario, and Peach, her sister, and Maria Robotnik
round out the tribe.”
 
Daisy nervously sways on the mat.
 
“And finally we have the new Nights tribe, Tikal and Rouge sticking together,
Sonic, Tails, and Big from the old Ring tribe, Birdo and Luigi all alone.”
 
Birdo makes her weird noise.
 
Tails standing on his mat, gasping. “This is making my head spin!”
 
“Alright, today's challenge is Blind Leading the Blind!” Randy exclaims gayly.
“Each tribe will assign one screaming hussy, two pairs of blind puzzle bag
grabbers, and the final pair of puzzle solvers. The screaming hussy will have
to help the blinded pairs grab the three bags of puzzle pieces. Once all the
bags are collected, the final pair will need to complete the puzzle. First two
tribes to complete their puzzles will win immunity. First place tribe will win
an overnight stay on the Rainbow Cruise!”
 
The castaways go “Ooo,”
 
Randy continues, “Second place just gets immunity and last place, a date with
me at tribal council. Pick your spots.”
 
Dramatic cut away to the castaways in their spots.
 
“Calling for each tribe, Mushroom has Amy Rose, Rings has Daisy, and the Nights
tribe has Sonic.” Amy Rose brandishes her Piko Piko hammer while she stands on
the post.
 
“Collecting bags we have Froggy and Cream, Knuckles and Blue Noki, Toadette and
Shadow working on the puzzle for Mushroom.” Toadette’s braids sway in the wind
 
“Bowser and D.K., Eggman and Maria collecting bags for Rings. Peach and Wario
responsible for the puzzle.” Close up of Maria pouting with a yellow buff
blindfold covering her face.
 
“Tikal and Big, Rouge and Birdo grabbing bags while Tails and Luigi are doing
the puzzle for Nights.” Luigi pumps up a fist, “Oh yeah!”
 
“Survivors ready? Go!” Randy shoots his revolver.
 
Daisy begins to scream, “LEFT LEFT, GO LEFT DK.”
 
D.K. and Bowser push forward and trip over each other trying to go left.
 
Camera shakes wildly as it follows Froggy hopping around aimlessly dragging
Cream along with her. Amy is already hoarse banging her hammer on her pedestal.
“You’re almost there, slow down!”
 
“I can’t hear a word she’s saying,” Froggy croaks to Cream who is desperately
flapping her ears to keep up.
 
Rouge takes off in flight dragging Birdo as a ‘ding ding ding’ sound is going
off. “I got it!” Rouge grabs the bag as Birdo screams mid-air.
 
Randy standing on a beige rock, “Nights has taken the lead!” Tikal and Big are
shown on their knees reaching around in the dirt.
 
Maria shown holding Eggman’s hand, “This way Dad,” she drags him to Rings first
and closest bag.
 
“Yeah, right there!” Daisy throws a fist in the air as Eggman grabs the bag
with Jewish greed.
 
“Rings has their first bag!”
 
Immediate cut to DK yanking at a bag as Bowser stumbles alongside him. “That’s
two bags for Rings! Mushroom having no luck,” descending whistle tone as
Knuckles and Blue Noki are shown walking away from their first bag.
 
Amy getting red in the face. “NOKI! TURN AROUND!”
 
Tikal shown struggling to pull Big along, “Big, please understand, we have to
go to the back of the course.”
 
“Oki doki!” Big jumps and creates a 4.5 earthquake.
 
Noki clucking as she finally leads Knuckles to their first bag.
 
Birdo honks as Sonic yells, “Right, fatty!, Tikal turn left!” Visibly annoyed
as Birdo grabs the second bag for Nights.
 
“One bag left, dad.” Maria still leading Eggman around.
 
“Woo! I'm Daisy!! Go left!!!” Daisy losing her voice.
 
Maria trips and her egg daddy rolls them to their final bag.
 
“Rings have all their bags, take off your blindfolds!” The trio of fat people
and Maria run to the puzzle area.
 
“I got this, my whole spin off game was a god damn puzzle.” Wario spits as he
untied the bags.
 
The shot switches to Tikal grabbing the final bag for Nights.
 
“Nights is good! Run!” Rouge having a nip slip while jogging with the puzzle
bags.
 
“I can hear Amy now!” Cream declares while making a b line to Mushroom’s second
bag.
 
“It's a tight race for first!” Close up of Luigi sweating bullets as he places
together the logo of the season.
 
Peach vigorously punching pieces into place.
 
Knuckles in the foreground flying to Mushroom’s final bag.
 
“Toadette and Shadow have a lot of time to make up! Go Mushroom you're not out
of it!” Randy only annoys the people concentrating on the puzzle.
 
“A few more pieces.” Wario’s large hands placing the last pieces together.
 
“I got it! Did I win?” Peach slams her gooch on the table.
 
Randy jogs over. “Rings WINS IMMUNITY AND THE RAINBOW CRUISE!”
 
D.K. excitedly grabs Maria’s breast in the celebration.
 
Shadow pushes Toadette out of the way. “I got this, chaos control!”
 
This stops the other team for ten seconds, allowing for Shadow to catch up.
 
Time starts again and Sonic taps his foot impatiently.
 
Luigi looking defeated as Tails basically finishes the puzzle.
 
“NIGHTS WINS IMMUNITY!” Randy unnecessarily shouting as ethnic yelping
transitions to all the tribes back on their mats.
 
“Rings, enjoy your cruise, Nights, get the fuck out, and Mushroom… tonight…
you.”
 
“Being stuck on a tribe of vags really weighed us down at the challenge.”
Voiceover of Shadow while the Mushroom tribe is walking back to camp.
 
                                  Rings Tribe
                              Day 4 - Reward Trip
===============================================================================
“Rumor has it that whoever gets to be on the rainbow cruise wins the game.” The
doctor smoking a cigar while a Pianta rubs his feet.
 
Daisy and D.K. near the buffet, “This is a coffee press.” Daisy purposely
enunciating “cough-eee”
 
D.K. shrugs at her white lady racism and heads to the sauna.
 
Cut to Bowser roughly massaging Peach in a massage room.
 
“Teehee, crack my back daddy.” Peach giggles coquettishly.
 
“If I have to be Baby Peach to win the million, I'll gladly shit in a diaper.”
Peach glowing in a fluffy white privilege robe.
 
Meanwhile, Maria was steaming her roast beef vagina in the sauna as D.K.
accidentally walked in.
 
“Oh shit,” D.K.’s face became as red as his ass.
 
“It's cool.” Maria crosses her legs to cover her smelly pussy.
 
D.K. can't control his hormonal rage and jumps on Maria.
 
“D.K.’s strong hands on my throat and his big dick in my soup? How could I say
no?” Maria in denial of her recent rape.
 
Cut to the tribe around a dinner table, popping bottles of champagne like
‘woo!’
 
Bowser whispering to Wario, “We hit the jackpot.”
 
Bowser taking an executive dump ruining the Rainbow Cruise toilet, “Not getting
swapped fucked is amazing. I have two locked in votes with Wario and D.K., we
just need the one mo. It’s looking like the doctor.” Shot of Eggman laughing
with Daisy.
 
As the Rings tribe ate their frou frou autumn salads, Maria fakes poop cramps.
“Oh boy, Dad can you help me to the bathroom?” Peach pouts at Maria’s
sickliness.
 
Once Eggman and Maria make it into the ladies room, Maria jumps into a strategy
session. “Bitch, what we doing, if we have to vote soon?”
 
Eggman twirls his jagged mustache, “We vote out the blonde bitch first and work
with the evil lads.”
 
Maria hurriedly whispers, “Don’t you think we’re fourth and fifth though?”
 
“D.K. is black, he will turn on his old Shell members in a flash.” Eggman
racistly snaps his fingers as an ominous groan changes the scene.
 
                                 Nights Tribe
                                     Day 4
===============================================================================
“Greeting the intruders with warmth and love is the perfect way to integrate
them into our tribe.” Tikal fauxly smiles to the camera.
 
“Tails, I need some help fisting, I mean finding the new well.” Sonic grabs
Tails by the wrist and dashes off.
 
“You couldn't wait?” Tails sighing as Sonic fits a whole gloved hand up Tails’
loose anus.
 
“Gotta go fast!”
 
Rouge and her breasts collect firewood while a meek and timid Luigi guy follows
behind.
 
“I need a STRONG boy to help me in this game.” Rouge badly lying.
 
“Yeah, team?” Luigi awkwardly smiled while gazing at Rouge’s breasts.
 
“I'm going to have to frock the vote. I might be dead in the water.” Rouge bats
her lashes.
 
Tikal looking crazed, “After the challenge, I needed to take a nice dump,
however when I got back to camp I couldn't believe what one of my chaos was
telling me.”
 
“Bad touch!” The cyan chao began to scream and cry.
 
Tikal gasps sharply, “We have a chao lover!!!” She begins to heavily sob as she
pets the chao to calm it down.
 
Birdo walks up from the beach after successfully catching a cheep cheep.
 
She sees the calamity of Tikal trying to soothe the raped chao and the Sonic
and Tails fisting at the same time.
 
A jovial gong sound effect plays, “It looks like I'm on the rape tribe.” Birdo
frowns while an orgy happens behind her.
 
                                Mushroom Tribe
                                     Day 4
===============================================================================
Some shimmery beats introduce the defeated Mushroom tribe walking in from their
recent loss.
 
Shadow is shown crying out in frustration, kicking sand over the fire, before
taking off into the woods.
 
“Honestly, the L was pretty hard on all of us,” Knuckles adjusting his red
dread locs. “And with all the pussy on this tribe, I’m afraid to ruffle
feathers.”
 
Knuckles is shown frowning at the ladies before awkwardly dipping to get water
from the butt.
 
“Despite losing today, I feel pretty confident, the plan is a go.” Amy Rose’s
spiky pink bob blows in the wind.
 
Blue Noki attempts to explain how the old Mushroom camp operated, “This is
camp, boys will need separate shelter.”
 
“In Noki culture, the genders can not mix until it is mating season, it is very
important to make sure that a litter doesn’t make camp difficult.” Noki
explained as a dopey soundtrack racistly plays.
 
“Who does Noki think she is? She’s not my mom.” Shadow has an angst ridden piss
in the Baltic Sea.
 
“Ho ho, I’ll make some supper,” Toadette picked up a frying pan to heat up some
Cheesy Poofs.
 
Knuckles and Shadow walked off over near one of the caves in the ruins.
 
“What's the plan?” Shadow asked impatiently.
 
“We vote out the weak, Cream.” Shot of Cream tasting Toadette’s dinner she was
making.
 
Knuckles crouched next to some rocks, “I'm impressed Shadow came to me for a
vote. It's probably because he's gay. Cream has no business being out here. She
has to go.”
 
The shot transitions as a Goomba gets washed away into the ocean.
 
Amy and Cream are off in the woods pretending to fetch some water. “Who should
we go for?”
 
Cream just shrugs and sends out Cheese, “Cheese, get her!” As Cheese flies over
to Froggy lounging in the shelter.
 
“I need to let Cream think she's in the driver seat, even though it's me!” Amy
Rose purses her lips.
 
Noki and Toadette sit around the fire eating as Amy and Cream return from the
woods. Froggy passing out as subtitles pick up her snoring.
 
Noki is all like, “Girls team?”
 
Amy Rose squashes that right quick with a light tap of her Piko Piko hammer.
“We vote Froggy.”
 
Toadette glances over at the slumbering frog.
 
“We’re at an interesting impasse at this new tribe,” Toadette eating some one
up shrooms, “If Noki and I make a wrong move now, it could jeopardize
everything.”
 
Toadette and Noki ventured to find some fruit for the dinner Toadette was
making.
 
Toadette speaks laid over a shot of her and Noki washing papayas, “We need each
other now.”
 
Noki nods her head, “I don't trust the orange one.” The camera cuts to Froggy,
Cream, and Amy all laughing around the campfire.
 
“Should we vote for Cream though? Do we have four?” Toadette frowned holding up
her honeydew melon.
 
Urgent moaning transitions the scene to everyone gorging themselves at camp.
 
“Toadette, you made this rice taste delicious!” Amy gaily smiles.
 
Shadow placing a hand on Cream’s knee, she whispers in his ear.
 
“I feel a little nervous today, no one really talked to me about the vote,”
Froggy frowning on a log, “I can only hope for the best.”
 
“Amy told me that we have the Mushroom girls on lock, I'm not too sure about
that.” Cream patting Cheese nervously.
 
“Finally going to tribal will really test my mental strength,” laid over shot
of tribe walking with their torches, closing up on Knuckles, “It's time to
delete fat.”
 
                                Tribal Council
                                    Night 4
===============================================================================
Heavy violins crescendo as the new Mushroom tribe walks into the Casinopolis.
 
Randy’s gooch illuminates the room.
 
“Grab a torch and light it up unless you're Toadette and Blue Noki.” Close up
on Shadow’s black arm extending into the fire pit.
 
“So the switch happened, Amy, how are you adjusting to the new camp life?”
Randy scratches his chin.
 
“Randy, as the leader of this tribe. I would say that the camp could be…
better.” Amy smugly smirks.
 
Blue Noki raises both of her hands, “I feel insulted, sir.”
 
Randy confusedly looks at her, “Why are you insulted?”
 
“I work hard and the youth are disrespectful.” Blue Noki answers.
 
Toadette nods aggressively in agreement.
 
“Toadette, I see that you're violently shaking your mushroom head, are you
having the same problems?” Randy peers at Toadette as she slowly slips her
sunglasses on.
 
“I would describe this tribe as lackadaisical, that's all.”
 
Shadow shrugs his shoulders at the frumpy midget women.
 
“Shadow, would you describe yourself as lackadaisical as Toadette put it?”
Randy trying hard to fracture this tribe’s hymen.
 
“I’m just trying to lay low, there’s still twenty other people in my way.”
Shadow dramatically flips his hedgehog hair.
 
“True dat, it’s time to vote, Froggy, you’re up first.”
 
Ominous ethnic music starts as Froggy hops to the voting booth, she frowns as
her vote is obscured.
 
Knuckles flies to the voting booth, [Cream] “See you later little girl.”
 
Toadette smug as she writes down a name in a Mushroom person fashion.
 
Dress swaying from the fan production placed in the Casinopolis gold room, Amy
Rose votes, [Froggy] “This is my first step in my master plan, no hard
feelings!”  
 
Shadow, now alone no longer has to hide his massive boner as he votes.
 
Giggling Asianly Cream takes her time in voting despite her being in danger.
 
Blue Noki whispers angrily, “You have a lot to learn,” She flips her vote,
[Cream]
 
Cellos begin playing tense music, “I’ll go to tally the votes,” Randy walks off
as the camera closes up on Noki’s constipated face.
 
“If anyone has the idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do
so.” The camera lingers on Shadow for no particular reason.
 
Randy smiles, “Alright, I’ll read the votes.”
 
“First vote,”
 
[Cream]
 
She nods gritting her teeth.
 
“Second vote,” Randy flips the vote around.
 
[Froggy]
 
“Next vote,”
 
[Froggy]
 
Froggy spins her head around, bewildered.
 
Randy quickly picks up the next vote,
 
[Cream]
 
“We have two votes Cream and two votes Froggy.”
 
The camera closes up on Toadette’s thin mouth.
 
“Next vote,”
 
[Froggy]
 
Amy Rose smiles,
 
Randy reveals the sixth vote,
 
[Cream]
 
Amy Rose nervously looks to Cream.
 
“And the fourth person voted out of Survivor: Mystic Ruins is…”
 
The camera flashes to Cream, Amy, Toadette.
 
[Froggy]
 
“Froggy, I’m going to need your torch.”
 
Froggy frowns and hops over to her torch.
 
Randy stares down the frog. “Froggy, the tribe has spoken.”
 
She turns to her tribe, “Knock em’ dead!” She peaces out.
 
“Interesting decision as a new tribe, let’s see how that works out for you,
head back to camp.” Randy takes a giant shit at tribal council forcing the
Mushroom tribe to run faster.
 
Froggy sitting in the elimination phone, “I wasn’t really expecting that. I got
swap fucked, plain and simple.”
 
                            NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR.
===============================================================================
                          There's a big storm coming.
                                        
Daisy braiding Peach’s hair while glaring, “My sister is hanging with the wrong
                                    crowd.”
                                        
Big despondently sitting in the wet sand, “I am not a pedophile, taking things
too far like, yes I probably shouldn't of said stuff like did, but I meant like
cute kid and I even said non sexual just cause say someone cute doesn't make it
                             sexual come on now.”
                                        
 Putting her arms up, “Just wait a minute!” Amy Rose rummages through her bag.
                                        
  “This game is dangerous and I know I will have to make a move eventually,”
         Tails twirling his tails together, “The question is...when?”
Chapter End Notes
     AN: The votes were Amy, Cream, Toadette, and Shadow for Froggy. The
     rest were for Cream.
***** Just Wait a Minute *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
Randy purchasing an apple tree seed from the black market, “Last time on
Survivor!”
 
Camera shows Randy telling the tribes to drop their buffs. “A big shake-up
changed the game for everyone, and a ride on the Rainbow Cruise heated things
up on the new Rings tribe,” shots of Peach and Maria getting slammed by Bowser
and DK respectively.
 
“While the new Nights tribe found out they had a chao lover on their hands,”
shot of the molested chao crying to Tikal, “it was the Mushroom tribe that went
to tribal council, where in a close vote Amy Rose got her way, Toadette flipped
on her ally Blue Noki, and Froggy was sent home,” shot of Froggy giving Amy a
death stare as she leaves.
 
“Twenty remain, who will be voted out tonight?” Randy jumping into his
helicopter to fly away from the Chao Kindergarten.
 
                                Mushroom Tribe
                                    Night 4
===============================================================================
Angry rain clouds drenched the castaways returning from tribal council.
 
Amy shakes the rain off of her pink hair. “Well, let’s hope the roof holds up.”
Cream looks nervously up at the palm frond roof of the shelter.
 
“It felt great to finally get Froggy out of this game, and to know that even
though there are still two people against me to take out, we have the numbers,”
a discordant track plays as thunder cracks behind Amy. “And nobody is gonna be
able to run off and scramble in the storm,” The camera cuts to Knuckles and
Noki sitting awkwardly in the shelter.
 
“I didn’t expect to already be thrown into the minority,” Knuckles places his
larges hand together while sitting in the rain. “I’ll have to make a crack and
break in.”
 
The tribe is shown huddling together in the shelter as the storm rages on.
Shadow looks pissed as his stomach rumbles in hunger. A flash of lightning
makes Cream shout earning an eye roll from Noki.
 
“Wow, betrayed already.” Noki shakes her onion head, “Speechless. From the
start I thought Toadette had my back in this game but I guess it shows, she was
keeping her enemies close but her friends far away.”
 
The shot cuts to Toadette putting on her red hoodie, ignoring Noki’s stank
glare.
 
Toadette pensively rubbing her wet hands in the freezing rain, “Noki didn’t
vote with me last night and I think she doesn’t realize that Cream is a bigger
liability than she is. Cream can easily be voted out next. I hope Noki still
trusts me.” Cymbals shimmer as the sun begins to rise.
 
                                  Rings Tribe
                                     Day 5
===============================================================================
Daisy and Peach lounging at the base of camp, “Don’t you think the guys on this
tribe are so hot?” Peach rubs her gaunt stomach.
 
Daisy halfheartedly laughs, “Which guys are you even talking about?”
 
Voice over of Daisy braiding Peach’s hair while glaring at the mostly empty
camp, “My sister is hanging with the wrong crowd.”
 
The camera cuts to Bowser and D.K. lifting a large log on their shoulders.
 
“Big Bowser and D.K. of course! Look at their arms…” Peach trails her voice as
they begin to walk closer to them.
 
Bowser’s reptile dick shown hardening as Peach stretches to reveal some side
titty.
 
“I know the other guys want to vote out the Princess first, but that fateful
night on the Rainbow Cruise may have changed my mind,” Bowser making an obscene
hand gesture.
 
“These honky women here are fine, but I can’t get distracted, my eyes are
firmly on the prize.” D.K. brightly smiles in the middle of the ruins.
 
The music slows into a sensual drum beat as the camera finds Maria performing
fellatio on her father on some dead ass leaves.
 
“Fantastic, Maria!” the Doctor moans as he tilts his head back.
 
“My father is a genius, and I’m so happy he’s out here with me,” Maria smiles
placidly. “As long as nobody figures out he’s my daddy I think he’ll devise our
path to the end.”
 
“If the stringbean found the idol on our old tribe, an idol should be here
see?” Wario explains to the viewers. “But nothing could have prepared me for
what I saw out there.”
Wario wades through the bushes only to find Maria with a mouthful of dickie.
 
“Wah!” Wario screams making Maria bite down on her daddy’s dick.
 
“Hoy! Excuse us Mr. Wario, is there something you wanted to talk about?” Eggman
ignoring his now bleeding peen.
 
“I'm good, wahoo.” Wario gently fucked off.
 
“I no longer feel safe with Wario knowing Maria and I’s secret.” Eggman
pragmatically clutching his incest pearls.
 
                                 Nights Tribe
                                     Day 5
===============================================================================
“It's been raining for twenty four hours!” Birdo spits water out of her large
hole, “It's cold…”
 
The Nights tribe has to huddle together in their poorly made shelter.
 
“At first I thought we had some great tribe morale going,” Sonic punches his
fist into his other palm reminiscent of how he rapes Tails. “But this weather,
man, it really takes a toll on everyone. Really shows who the weak are,”
Sonic’s tone dips condescendingly as the camera shows Luigi shivering next to
Birdo.
 
“Ooo look at my hard nips,” Sonic massaged his erect nipples much to the
discomfort of everyone else in the shelter.
 
Rouge uncomfortably shivering and shaking her large bosom asks, “Where’s
Tikal?”
 
Dramatic cut to Tikal alone in the mystical forest chanting incoherently at her
Nights shrine.
 
“Prayer really is helping me cope in this game, being so alone I need a guiding
light to rest my weary head on.” Tikal explains to a very confused production.
 
Tikal’s chaos begin to mimic her babble and sway their arms like ‘coo coo’.
 
Nights gliding down to her worshippers, “What is it, my dear Tikal?”
 
Tikal gasping that her God is speaking to her, “There is a chao rapist in my
midst, what shall I do my Lord?”
 
The chaos being rioting with “Rabble, rabble, rabble.”
 
Nights twirls in mid-air, “Don’t worry little ones, I will watch over you.” She
lowers herself down to Tikal and whispers a name into her ear, Tikal is
SHOCKED.
 
Tikal, now empowered looking dead in the camera, “I know who needs to go NEXT.”
 
                              Immunity Challenge
                                     Day 5
===============================================================================
“Come on in, guys!” The Nights and Rings tribes hobble in looking like wet
pussies.
 
“Mushroom voted out Froggy at the last tribal council.” Randy narrates as the
camera closes in Amy Rose smirking shittily while the rest of her tribe walks
in behind her.
 
Maria Robotnik gasps, “That puts a small kink in my plan, I really liked
Froggy.” she says in a voiceover.
 
“Let’s get to the challenge today,” Randy claps his fat hands together,
“Today’s challenge will entail each tribe picking two men and one woman to
SHOULDER the load.” Shot to Toadette looking pensive, “The other three tribe
members will be strategically and thoughtfully placing ten pounds on their
opponents. If you fall off or dump your load, you’re out. Once one tribe is
fully eliminated, the challenge will end. The two tribes that shoulder their
load longer will win immunity. Want to know what the rewards you’ll be playing
for?”
Randy gestures to two covered items, “First place will deliver food and
supplies to the poor chaos at the chao kindergarten, second place gets peanut
butter sandwiches and beer.” Daisy making an unimpressed face.
 
“Last place has a date with me at tribal council and the fifth person will be
voted out. Rings and Nights you have to sit one person out.”  
 
After some light discussion  Wario nods and raises his large man hand and Tails
shouts, “O-Kay! I’ll sit out.” Sonic predatorily smiles.
 
Randy bemused, “Let’s get this started.”
 
Ethnic grunting transitions to the three tribes with their bamboo sticks on
their backs.
 
“Shouldering for Mushroom, Knuckles, Shadow, and Toadette.” Toadette gritting
her teeth.
 
Daisy is all like, “Hey!” “Shouldering for Rings is Daisy, DK, and Bowser.”
Bowser barfs up some fire to instill fear in the other castaways.
 
“And finally for Nights, it’s Sonic, Big, and Birdo.” She honks.
 
Randy pulls out his gun, “Survivors ready? Go!”
 
“Alright first round, where will the thirty pounds from each tribe go?” Randy
pontificates from the sidelines.
 
The Mushroom girls are shown chattering and Blue Noki stankly walks away from
Amy and Cream to give Sonic the first ten pounds.
 
Amy and Cream point as Daisy and both hand their weight to her.
 
“I can do it! Bring it ON.” Daisy already hunches her back.
 
Rouge trying to dictate where Luigi and Tikal will put their sandbags. Tikal
racistly gives her first weight to DK.
 
“Ugh target the girls, Tikal.” Rouge condescendingly gives Toadette twenty
pounds.
 
Rouge touching up her blush, “Luigi is mesmerized, he’ll do anything I’ll say.
Ha!”
 
Eggman is shown discussing with Maria and Peach. “All in agreement?” Eggman’s
voice raises.
 
Maria sickly nods and they all head over to Knuckles.
 
Randy claps, “Ten minutes till the next round of weights.”
 
Heavy drums and a camera spin indicate a ten minute time lapse.
 
“Alright, time for the next move.”
 
Eggman, Peach, and Maria move as a unit and give Birdo a hefty thirty pounds.
 
She angrily honks.
 
Noki walks over to Big gives him ten pounds. “He’s gonna need many bags!”
 
Amy and Cream double Daisy’s load to forty.
 
Tikal clasps her hands in prayer before going over to Bowser.“Even it out.”
 
Rouge rips Luigi’s bag out his hands and makes Toadette carry forty.
 
“Whoa!” Toadette only weighs about fifty pounds and she topples right over.
 
“And Toadette is down!” Randy smirks and a scream sound effect is played.
 
“It’s been twenty minutes. Time to make this more difficult.”
 
Amy smiles devilishly as she and Cream go over to Daisy, “No! Not again.” Daisy
begins to struggle with sixty pounds and she drops out.
 
Eggman tries to encourage her, “You did a good job, Princess!” The Ring trio
decide on Sonic and add his weight up to forty.
 
Sonic chides, “Psh, this is too easy!”
 
“The girls are gone, let’s just target Red.” Luigi whispers to Rouge. She
snarls, but gives Shadow the twenty pounds.
 
Noki walks over to Big again.
 
“Sorry young lady, I’ll be here all day.” Big chortles to Noki.
 
Tikal also walks over to Shadow, “Please forgive me!”
 
Randy wipes some sweat from his brow and the music shimmers as the time has
gone up to forty-five minutes.
 
“Alright so let’s get an update, Knuckles and Shadow are both standing with
eighty pounds. Bowser and D.K. only at twenty. The Nights tribe Sonic has
forty, Big has thirty, however Birdo is standing strong with seventy pounds.”
 
“I feared that the more weight that was given to me that maybe everyone would
notice how trans I am,” Birdo gives an emotional confessional as waves crash
behind her, “I didn’t care I needed to hang on for as long as possible.”
 
Randy tips his baseball cap. “Let’s add some more weight.”
 
Intense drums play as many shots of more weight being added are shown. The
montage comes to rest on Tikal walking away from Shadow once again. “Shadow now
up to a hundred and ten pounds.”
 
Shadow gritting his teeth as exhaustion sets in. “Let me show you my real
power!” He groans and finally drops out after some tribal screams.
 
“Mushroom tribe now down to just Knuckles, who’s sitting pretty at ninety
pounds,” Randy announces as Shadow skates over to the bench with a faggy scowl.
Knuckles shown readjusting his grip slightly.
 
The camera cuts to Tails and Wario on the bench, Wario fatly drenched in sweat
as Tails is trying to fan himself off with his two tails.
 
Birdo readjusting her shoulders, “It’s too hot, you need an oven mitt!”
 
“Yo, turtle nigga, how long can you last?” DK asks while spitting on the
ground.
 
“I’m starting to feel the burn,” Bowser moans slow-oldly.
 
“The urban red guy on Mushroom can’t hold out for too much longer, and it’s too
soon to be pegged as a threat in front of all my competition,” Bowser ducking
into his shell and spinning away. “I’m not here to go to the Chao Kindergarten.
I’m here to win a million dollars.”
 
Groaning loudly, “I’m bored! This is too easy!” Sonic hungrily stares at Tails
from afar.
 
Randy claps, “Let’sa go then, more weight slaves!”
 
Amy pulling Cream and Noki into a little huddle, “We need to target the monkey.
That’s our only shot of not going to tribal.” Noki nodding fervently as Cream
flaps her ears over to DK.
 
Eggman and Rouge begin colluding across tribal lines, “Truce boobie lady?”
 
Rouge disgustedly looks at Eggman’s egg shaped body, “Yee.”
 
Randy pretentiously gasps, “Knuckles is getting a whole fiddy pounds right
here! DIG DEEP KNUCKLES!”
 
Maria shown struggling to drag the next bag of weight over to Knuckles.
 
Tikal distraught in prayer, “What they were doing to Knuckles was...just wrong.
Nights was telling me to do the right thing.”
 
Cut to Tikal giving Bowser her ten pounds. Eggman frowning.
 
Ethnic grunting as Knuckles moans in agony, “Ahhh,”
 
“This could be it for Mushroom! I know they don’t want to go back to tribal.”
Randy blandly narrates as the camera closes in on Amy Rose.
 
Knuckles strains and sharts until he topples off the little podium. “And just
like that, Mushroom going to tribal council yet again,” Randy announces as Amy
is seen throwing herself into the sand in frustration. Close-up of Toadette
looking uncomfortable as Shadow rolls his eyes.
 
“ Dreams don't betray us. When we lose ourselves, that's when we lose our
dreams. It's not that dreams don't come true. We just give up on them.”
Knuckles forlornly laying on the beach of the Ruins.
 
“With the trip to the Chao Kindergarten at stake, let’s add some more weight,”
Randy points at Maria to go first.
 
“That’s not necessary, Randy, I hate children.” Bowser dumps his measly forty
pounds into the sand.
 
“We good Randy, all we need to eat is those peanut butter sandwiches and beer!”
DK backflips handing the win to Nights.
 
Maria gasping at her tribe’s surrender. Birdo honking elatedly as she tosses
the weight off of her shoulders. Big all like “yahoo!”
 
“And with that, immunity and the Cheo Kindergarten trip for Nights, and
immunity, peanut butter sandwiches and beer for Ring! Mushroom, I’ll see you
tonight.”
 
“I knew I shouldn’t have trusted those weaklings,” Noki voiceover as she scowls
from the sidelines. “Us Noki have a strong shoulder.”
 
“Nothing could have prepared me for what happened next…” Toadette shakes her
bean head rattling her mushroom braids.
 
Putting her arms up, “Just wait a minute!” Amy Rose rummages through her bag.
“Randy I’d like to use this advantage I found,” she grabs the papes and runs up
to Randy smugly.
 
Daisy’s head shown whipping around as booming grunts are heard.
 
“Would you mind reading that advantage, Miss Rose?” Randy smiles at Amy’s
hedgehog tits.
 
“After a challenge before the merge, you will be able to make a tribe vote out
not one, but two people at one tribal council,” Amy reads haughtily. Shocked
reactions from all three tribes, Luigi counting on his fingers, Shadow glaring
viciously while Peach shrugs.
 
“So you’re choosing to use this on… your own tribe?” Randy looks at Amy like
she cray.
 
“Yes I am,” Amy strides back to her mat.
 
“In that case, I’ll be seeing you tonight, where you will vote off one tribe
member, and then another,” Randy addresses the confused Mushroom tribe.
Toadette tugs at her braid anxiously. “‘Bout to get a lot emptier over at your
tribe. Get outta here.”
 
“I need to get back to camp pronto, there’s no time to spare.” Knuckles
knocking his knuckles together in a machismo fashion. “Amy Rose just cocked the
gun and it’s pointed at MY head.”
 
“I know this power was probably meant to weaken another tribe, but I had the
parchment in my hand and I was thinking maybe I should,” Amy sweating
manically. “Why not take out my enemies when I have the chance?”
 
                          Nights Tribe - Reward Trip
                                     Day 5
===============================================================================
“It was a such a blessing to get to visit more chaos.” Tikal widely grins as
the Nights tribe is being lead into the Chao Kindergarten classroom. “Hearing
them all go guu guu in excitement as we fed them delicious chao fruit, it was
marvelous!”
 
Rouge and Birdo shown petting an obviously trans chao.
 
“I feel a little bad now that I tried to eat one of these things.” Rouge
putting a chao up to her nip for it to suckle, “I feel as if I should apologize
to Tikal.”
 
“Hey Tikal!” Rouge abandons Birdo’s camera mugging ass.
 
“Yes?” Tikal coos.
 
“I just wanted to say that I am sorry that I tried to eat a chao a few days
ago. I realize that I was wrong.” Rouge trying to damage control and save her
edit.
 
“It is forgiven...but not forgotten.” Immediately turning away to teach the
chaos their North Korean sounding song.
 
The scene shifts to Tails and Sonic near the giant globe in the room. “I love
learning!” Tails quips as Sonic’s boner grows infinitely at the chao chaos
about to go down.
 
“Well, Big started to get a bit, uh, handsy,” Luigi gulps, “With some of the
chaos there.”
 
Big playing with one of the chaos’ fidget spinners started to finger it’s
bussy. The other chaos tried to stop him by having an organized riot, but he
was far too large and only molested more of them.
 
Tikal begins to shout, “No! Big! Stop it! You monster!” As Rouge held her back.
 
“I was afraid that Tikal might kill Big, I don’t want this season to get
canceled, I need the check.” Rouge polished her boots while sitting on a large
rock.
 
The producers and security scramble to control the situation, in the mayhem
Sonic begins to bang Tails over the teacher’s desk in the room.
 
“This game is dangerous and I know I will have to make a move eventually,”
Tails twirling his tails together, “The question is...when?”
 
The chao doctor comes in like “Your chaos are very healthy, please come back to
the doctor’s office anytime,” while shooting Big with some tranquilizers.
 
Birdo being very apologetic, “I am so sorry about our big pedo friend.” She
tried to explain to the elder chaos who didn’t speak english who were very
angry with production.
 
Big despondently sitting in the wet sand, “I am not a pedophile, taking things
too far like, yes I probably shouldn't of said stuff like did, but I meant like
cute kid and I even said non sexual just cause say someone cute doesn't make it
sexual, come on now.”
 
                                Mushroom Tribe
                                     Day 5
===============================================================================
 
“To be honest I'm livid at what Amy goddamn Rose did back there,” Toadette
anxiously biting her nubby hands since the toad species don't seem to have
fingernails. “Now I have to work overtime.”
 
“Are you kidding me? I need this idol and I need it NOW! I'm calling JG
Wentworth.” Voiceover of Knuckles flying around pinging for the idol. More
frequent pings are heard as the shot cuts to bats flying around a fruit tree.
 
Back at camp the camera closes in on Cream’s constipated face.
 
“Where did those boys go?” Noki impatiently spoons some rice out of a hollowed
out dark fruit.
 
Amy Rose makes her big mama move, “Before they come back, this is what I wanted
we vote Shadow first and then Knuckles.” The camera pans down to Toadette
trying to restart the fire with the tribe’s flint. “Girl power!”
 
Cream flapping her ears happily at Noki and Toadette, “Yeah! We did it!”
 
“So Amy is my best friend out here, and she wants to go with the other girls,”
Cream brushing sand off of her orange dress. “Toadette seems nice, but just in
case it doesn’t work I think I need a backup plan.”
 
Meanwhile, Shadow is skating through the jungle, he happens on a sweaty and
urban Knuckles. “We need to make a plan, Amy is obviously planning something
against us.”
 
Knuckles nods, “We need to do Cream first, Amy second.”
 
“What about doing Noki first? That’s what Cream told me to do. She said she
wanted to blindside Amy at the second vote.” Emoly flipping his hedgehog hair,
Shadow pouts.
 
“This has bad news written all over it.” Knuckles stankly writing a rap about
his feelings.
 
Cut to Noki and Toadette washing their clothes in ocean. “Do you trust the
traitor?” Noki’s titties floats ominously with her shell off of her body.
 
“Kind of? I don’t think that she would make us vote twice and then lie to us as
well. Knuckles looks PISSED.” Toadette motions to Knuckles walking back from
the jungle all puffed up.
 
“Before I wet my vest I found Knuckles in the jungle roaming around. I let him
know what the plan was because his pants were bulging. Either he's happy to see
me or there's an idol in his pocket.” Toadette grins widely while scratching
her gooch.
 
“You ok Knucks?” Cream tries pushing her titties up in his face to garner his
attention.
 
“Amy I can’t believe you. You a DISGRACE.” Knuckles huffs and angrily rips open
a bag of cheesy poofs. Amy just appears shocked in the shelter showing off a
panty shot.
 
“I didn’t think they would be that upset with me!” Amy Rose puts her hands up
to her face, “I hope I didn’t just make a huge mistake!”
 
Cream sits there and meekly chirps, “It'll be okay.”
 
“Cream, you are Amy’s slave. Don't sell me that shit. You guys aren't voting
Noki.” Knuckles getting up in the young girl’s face.
 
Noki hears her name from the ocean, she runs back to camp naked, “DIRTY SLUT! I
knew you were lying to me! Why would we vote out the strong?”
 
Amy Rose still speechless in the shelter.
 
Gliding back from the forest Shadow screams, “Chaos control! Production says we
have to head to Station Square before the subway closes for the night.”
 
Everyone grumbles and grabs their torches as the ethnic screaming soundtrack
plays.
 
                                Tribal Council
                                    Night 5
===============================================================================
The ragged and dirty Mushroom tribe saunter into the large, gold Casinopolis
money room.
 
Randy, with his hands behind his back addresses them to “Sit the fuck down,” He
begins the ritualistic and barbaric tribal council.
 
“So after the challenge how did everyone react to your advantage Amy?”
 
“Uh, t-terrible.”
 
“It's like World War III back at camp!” Cream interjects.
 
“So can you explain what happened little girl?” Condescendingly Randy
gesticulates at the tribe.
 
“Well, everyone scattered and then people starting SCREAMING at Amy.” Cream too
small for the seat and kicks her feet in the air.
 
Knuckles interrupts, “It was deserved, she betrayed the integrity of the
Mushroom tribe.”
 
Extreme close up of Amy Rose’s face.
 
“Isn’t there a worry about tribe strength? There’s still a lot of people left
in the game.”
 
Noki leans forward in her chair, “Why yes, Randy which is why Amy’s plan to
vote out the boys is el stupido.”
 
Randy picks up on Noki’s stank revelation, “So if the boys are in danger, I see
two penes in front of me,” whistling sound effect as the camera shows two
close-ups of Shadow and Knuckles. “Shadow, that puts you in the line of fire.”
 
Shadow seething at the ladies. “On one hand, the gender lines are clear, but on
the other hand, the girls turned on Froggy last time. I know the tribe needs
me,” he trails off looking gaunt and emo.
 
“Guys, let's just vote Amy out right now. She's cancer.” Knuckles stankly
glaring at Amy.
 
Cream whispers to Shadow, the subtitles catch, “Stick to the plan.”
 
Randy continues on, “Toadette, you've been quiet tonight. How does this affect
you?”
 
“Well Randy, I think it's a do or die decision tonight. It's early, but the
game is afoot.” She brushes her braid away from her face. “I got two votes to
worry about, and that’s if I even survive the first one!” Noki seems ethnically
amused at this remark.
 
“Well, it's time to vote. Amy, why not start with you.”
 
Amy clutches her fists and quickly writes, [Shadow] She sighs, “...Have no
fear.”
 
Shadow glides to the voting booth.
 
Toadette and her nubby legs waltz up to the pen. “I hope I get to vote not
once, but twice!”
 
Cream struggles to open the pen.
 
As Blue Noki casts her vote a wild goomba spooks her and she retreats into her
shell.
 
Flying to the podium Knuckles angrily scribbled a name down.
 
Ethnic moaning plays ominously in the background as the camera panned over the
worried castaways, lingering on Cream’s sad eyes.
 
“I’ll go read the votes,” Randy fucks off as the music dramatically gets
quieter.
 
“If anyone has an idol and would like to play it now, now would be the time to
do so.” The camera shows the tribe sitting there, Toadette shadily takes a
glance at Knuckles.
 
“I’ll read the votes.”
 
“First vote.”
 
[Amy Rose]
 
She holds her breath, making her look very anorexia.
 
“Next vote,”
 
[Noki]
 
Noki angrily spits on the ground. Drums begin to play while a woman screams in
the soundtrack.
 
[Shadow]
 
He nods.
 
[Cream]
 
Randy sighs, “That’s one vote Amy Rose, Blue Noki, Cream, and Shadow. Two votes
left.”
 
The camera lingers on Toadette.
 
“Fifth vote,”
 
[Shadow]
 
“And the fifth person voted out of Survivor: Mystic Ruins is…”
 
[Shadow]
 
He despondently gets up and shouts “Disappear!”
 
Placing his torch in the little hole, Randy’s eyes glimmer.
 
“Shadow, the tribe has spoken, get the fudge out.”
 
Shadow skates out of the Casinopolis.
 
Shadow makes a collect phone call in the elimination phone booth, “They’ll
regret voting me out, Even if I'm not real, I'm still the ultimate lifeform,
Shadow the Hedgehog.”
 
“We ain’t done here.” Randy sits his ass back down.
 
Noki raises her hand, “Sir, I have to poop.”
 
Randy stomps, “There’s no time, wait til you get back to camp or get voted out.
I don’t care shit in the phonebooth.”
 
Noki holds her tummy, “Ow, poop cramps!” She shits everywhere.
 
“Randy, I think Noki’s diarrhea explosion is very reminiscent at what happened
at the challenge,” Knuckles covers his echidna nose, “Amy Rose took a dump on
the Mushroom tribe and is going to get away with it.”
 
“With that, I think it’s time to vote,” Randy speaks nasally not wanting to
smell the Noki excrement. “Toadette, you’re up.”
 
Toadette uncaps the pen decisively, “Sorry, but my hands are tied.”
 
Amy flashes the camera a big smile as she brandishes her vote [Knuckles] “Girls
strong!”
 
Knuckles shaking his head hopelessly as he scrawls a vote, “It’s a peenie
slaughter.”
 
Noki having the green fumes around her because she smells like SHIT, “Goodbye
snake, snake, snake, snake!”
 
Flapping her way up to the voting booth, Cream simply sighs, “This is a game
move, I promise.” She winks and slowly flips over [Amy]
 
Cream plops her thicc ass down as Randy booms, “I’ll go tally the votes.”
 
“If anyone has the hidden immunity idol and wants to play it, now would be the
time to do so.”
 
Knuckles digs in his crotch and ultimately sweats ethnically as Toadette shoots
an odd glance at him. Soundtrack swells to a climax as he readjusts his dickie
and pulls his big white hand out… with nothing in it.
 
“Alright, I’ll read the votes.”
 
[Knuckles]
 
He winces as Amy smiles behind him.
 
“Second vote,”
 
[Amy Rose]
 
Her smile lessens.
 
[Cream]
 
Toadette winks at the camera as Amy looks confused.
 
[Cream]
 
Cream whipping her head around, her ears flopping. She looks at Amy
desperately. Camera closes in on Noki crossing her stubby legs.
 
“Sixth person voted out of Survivor: Mystic Ruins…” [Cream] “That’s three and
that’s enough. Please bring me your torch little girl.
 
Cream tearing up as Amy knits her brows counting votes on her fingers. Knuckles
sweating like he just busted a nut.
 
“Cream… the tribe has spoken.” She grabs her orange dress and does a little
curtsy, causing her child rabbit oopsy to hang out a little. She dips.
 
Randy shakes his head at the Mushroom tribe. “Let’s hope that advantage was
well-used, because for better or for worse, your tribe is small as TIT now.
Head back to camp.”
 
Camera shows Amy forcing a smile as she stands up. Knuckles adjusts his dicke
again.
 
“Please, take it easy on me!" Cream the Rabbit shitting in her panties as Team
Chaotix threatens her at knife point.
 
                            NEXT TIME ON… SURVIVOR
===============================================================================
   Noki crouching low and whispering next to the well. “Power is ours now.”
                                        
        Can the battered Mushroom tribe withstand yet ANOTHER shake-up?
                                        
     Amy covering her eyes and ducking away as Knuckles whips out his dick
                                 aggressively.
                                        
         And a mysterious case of the sniffles spreads on Ring tribe…
                                        
            Daisy wide-eyed, “He looked like he was about to DIE.”
                                        
    Maria sobbing into her father’s crotch, “I’ve made a terrible mistake.”
                                        
Chapter End Notes
     First Vote
     Toadette, Amy, Cream - Shadow
     Noki - Cream
     Knuckles - Amy
     Shadow - Noki
     Second Vote
     Toadette, Noki, Knuckles - Cream
     Cream - Amy
     Amy - Knuckles
***** Chaos is Power *****
Randy perusing some buttons at a stand in Delfino Plaza, "Previously on
Survivor…"
"Just wait a minute!" Amy is shown stepping forward at the challenge.
"When Amy shocked everyone and used her advantage to send her own tribe to a
double tribal, the heat was on the boys at Mushroom," shot of Shadow
pontificating to Knuckles emoly in the jungle.
"On Nights, a big reward turned into a big mess at the Chao Kindergarten," Big
is seen extremely aroused by the chaos. "While Wario made a shocking discovery
on Ring," Wario's mouth agape at Maria sucking her daddy's dick.
"It seemed the reign of Amy and her girls alliance would continue," a dirty-
looking Cream getting hit by a fly at camp while she talks to Amy, "but at
Tribal Council, only one of the boys went," Shadow's torch getting snuffed,
"before there was dissention in the ranks." Cream is shown walking away from
Tribal as loud grunts are heard. Knuckles exhaling deeply.
"EIGHTEEN ARE LEFT…" Randy walking away from the angry-looking Pinata button
monger, "who will be voted out tonight?"
                                Mushroom Tribe
                                    Night 5
===============================================================================
Low diarrhetic ethnic moans and shimmery chimes are heard as the four Mushroom
tribe members re-enter camp. Blue Noki seen struggling to make a fire as Amy
sits in the shelter looking shook as hell.
"For a second I thought I was done for, when i didn't pull out this guy,"
Knuckles whipping out his idol and his dick as emotional music plays. "But…
something told me not to play it. And I guess, some way, I wasn't a fool to
trust T and B-N," camera shows Toadette and Blue Noki crouched low to the
ground whispering as they weave palm fronds.
Noki crouching low and whispering next to the well, "Power is ours now. That
jezebel Amy Rose thought she was the queen chicken around here." She laughs.
"Now it is me and Toadette who will decide."
A wave is shown crashing onto the beach, leaving a Cheep Cheep flopping around
gasping for breath on the sand. Cut to Amy sitting alone by the dying fire.
"So I was blindsided last night, and I made it through but I'm down my right
hand girl," Amy Rose clutching her PIko Piko Hammer tightly, "I can only hope
that we start winning some challenges or my goose is COOKED…" The soundtrack
plays a dubious drum beat. "I have to do something."
The very decimated Mushroom four lounging in their shelter that they built into
one of the Mystic Ruins, "Oh boy, I am so tired!" Noki hides in her shell to
rest.
"Toadette, can I talk with you?" Knuckles flies down to the shore, Toadette and
her stubby legs have a hard time catching up to him.
"I wasn't sure what Knuckles wanted from me, but his smooth red skin just
glistened in the moonlight," Toadette swooning on a log.
"Thanks for not voting me out. You didn't have to do that." Knuckles urbanly
smiles at her.
"Lol XD, it was no big d-" Toadette surprised by Knuckles echidna tongue going
down her throat. They proceed to bang in the ocean.
Ethnic men scream as koopas scatter across the sand.
                                  Ring Tribe
                                     Day 6
===============================================================================
Upbeat, victorious music plays as a helicopter shot shows the Emerald Coast
killer whale brutally chomping through a group of Bloopers.
D.K. looking sickly as Daisy stretches her gooch out like Rosalina taught.
"I don't like how Peach is playing this, but I think it might be time to game
up," Daisy defensively voice-overing as DK is shown glancing at Daisy's oopsy,
before the camera shows Bowser slapping Peach's ass at camp to a gong sound
effect.
A hero flying chao shown fluttering from one branch to another. Wario spreading
out his fat legs in the shelter as DK chews on some sugar cane nearby. He
mutters to DK,"So, we thinking lose this one?" is shown in subtitles.
D.K. tossing a coconut back and forth like a basketball. "So the idea Wario and
I had was to bomb a challenge so that we could take a shot at the princess…"
shot of Peach and Daisy chewing rice. "We've both been fulling like something
unholy going on between she and big Bowser. But for real, though, I just
haven't been 100% these last few days, and I don't know how much I can put into
the challenge," D.K. rubbing the back of his muscled monkey neck.
Eggman returns from fishing in the ocean, "Hoy! I feel like shit! Maria! Bring
me some water." Maria Robotnik donning her sun hat smiles warmly to her AIDS
ridden father.
"This isn't going well, I knew I shouldn't have let D.K. touch my oopsy." Maria
sighs defeatedly as emotional piano music starts to play. "What nobody out here
knows is, I have been a survivor of HIV/AIDS since I was 7 years old. I've
almost died four times, but I tell nobody what's happened to me. I need to stay
strong," Maria digging her toes into the sand. "But I've been living a lie and
now I need to talk to my father."
"Let's get you to the water hole." Maria helps Eggman as he hobbles through
camp earning a glare from fat Wario.
Peach making a face at Daisy as the Robotniks pass by, muttering "Why is
everyone suddenly so sick?" Daisy shaking her head in bewilderment.
Daisy wide-eyed, "He looked like he was about to DIE. Between him and D.K., we
might just die out before we even have to vote!"
"I can't believe the doctor would bang his own daughter. That's sick!" Wario
morally grandstands as he takes a dump in the forest. "The only reason I'm
keeping it on the low is because we need them to have five, that's the
majority, see."
Cut back to Maria and Dr. Eggman at the waterfall, Maria sobbing into her
father's crotch, "I've made a terrible mistake. Daddy, D.K. raped me. What
should we do?"
Dr. Eggman gasps in shock, "We have to keep the peace, the boys think we're
with them."
"Maria can't start screaming rape now! It would foil everything!" Eggman wiping
his sweaty egg head.
A tribe of shy guys roasting a goomba family over a fire is shown
transitionally.
                                 Nights Tribe
                                     Day 6
===============================================================================
The camera aerially zooming in and out of the waves crashing against the Ruins
shore.
"A sinner walks among us, and I will not rest until his torch goes out," Tikal
viciously arranging some rocks to some crashing drum beats, a shot of Big
tending the fire is shown.
"Oh boy, the fire is low, Mr. Sonic, do you know if there's any firewood
around?" Big and his fat stomach sway around in search of something to burn.
Sonic too busy licking Tails' anus in the shelter says, "Nah."
Predatorily eyeing up one of the chaos, "I know what I can use." The cameraman
cuts away as Big tosses a chao into the fire.
"I know this turf, and I have tricks up my sleeve to survive," Big leaning his
fat body against a tree.
Luigi awkwardly gulping, "When one of the chaos are hurt, Tikal rushes in like
a mother." Luigi wipes his mustache, "She scares me."
Tikal and Birdo return from the water well, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Tikal quickly
dumps her canteen on Acid the chao.
"Ever since we got back from the Kindergarten, everything's been real weird
around here!" Tails explains in the middle of the camp.
"I can't stand to be around camp with HIM." Tikal dramatically throwing a
portion of the tribe's rice onto the ground, "I won't eat until he is out of
the game! I would die for my chaos." Rouge bugging her eyes out from inside the
shelter like Tikal is cray.
Rouge is shown dipping into the woods away from the messy scene at tribal. "So
here's the story so far, I think the spotlight is off of me entirely," she's
shown meeting up with Sonic in the woods who is taking a leak. They talk in
hushed tones. "Everybody is sick of this feud between Big and Tikal… Big is too
retarded to make amends and Tikal is inconsolable. I'm positive one of them
goes next. I just gotta figure out who."
"I have no time for this whining around camp," Sonic's leg shaking in sexual
frustration. "I'd never let a girl make that much noise," a clearly highly
edited soundbite playing over Tikal gesticulating dramatically to an
overwhelmed-looking Luigi.
Tails and Birdo are seen walking through the jungle to get the tree-mail, Tails
returns to zer from a poopy break with a hand on his butt, wincing in pain.
"Why do you let him do that to you, child?" Birdo putting an arm around Tails'
shaking body maternally.
"Coming where I come from, I know EXACTLY how Tails feels right now," Birdo on
the verge of tears looking very triggered at the situation. "I pray he gets
away before that sonic dick tears his toosie apart!"
"It's o-kay! Birdo. Let's just read the tree mail."
Rub a dub dub,
Thanks for the grub,
Yay God!
"Huh?" Birdo honks incoherently.
A paratroopa glides away as the music suddenly changes tempo.
                              Immunity Challenge
                                     Day 6
===============================================================================
"Come on in guys!" Randy screams as Nights and Ring file onto their mats.
"Nights and Ring, get your first new look at the new Mushroom tribe, Shadow…
AND Cream voted out last night," wide shot shows how tiny tit the Mushroom
tribe looks next to the other two.
Randy is standing next to a large covered table, "Alright, today's challenge is
the EATING CHALLENGE!" Randy booms, as Peach looks perturbed. "There will be
four heats, you will have thirty seconds to clean your plate. If you do, you
score a point for your tribe," plates of food are shown being devoured by Toad
interns.
"The tribe with the most points wins immunity and a day trip to TWINKLE PARK,
the other two tribes going to tribal council. That's right, TWO." Peach is
shown gasping as Knuckles pounds his fists together to pump himself up. "And
the seventh and eighth person will be voted out of the game."
Close up of Rouge and her nipples gasping.
"Amy, do you regret blowing your advantage load too soon?" Laughing at her,
Randy asks like a dick.
She pouts, "Yeah," Noki gives the camera a gratuitous eye-roll.
"Ring, Nights, each tribe needs to sit out three people, Wario and Tails you
sat out last challenge and can not sit out in back to back challenges."
Camera closes in on Nights, "I know they'll make us eat chaos, I have to sit
out." Tikal clasps her hands together.
"Luigi and I will sit out, we're not feeling our best today," Big rubs at his
large areolas.
Cut to Ring, Maria frowns at her tribe, "Guys, I honestly have some bad poop
cramps today, I don't think I should eat."
D.K. and the Doctor, both still looking deathly ill raise their hands to sit
out.
"Okay, we got Tikal, Luigi, Big, D.K., Eggman, and Maria sitting out," Randy
gestures to the bench. "Everyone send up your first players, Bowser, Blue Noki,
and Tails."
"First dish is...Koopa placenta!" Randy reveals the messy red plates. Bowser
barfs up some fire in disgust.
"Survivors ready… go!" Blue Noki shown immediately stuffing her tiny mouth
full. Bowser quickly forces down the placenta as Tails cringes at the smell,
struggling to take his second bite.
"Come on Tails! You're too slow!" Sonic bellows from behind.
Bowser licks his plate clean demonstrating impressive tongue skills and shows
his tongue to Randy, "Bowser gets the point for Ring and five… four… three…"
Toadette whooping as Noki finishes the last of the placenta just in time, and
sticks her tongue out to Randy haughtily as Tails gags up his bite.
"Noki gets the point for Mushroom! Nights trails with nothing. Next players
up…" Tails mopes back dejectedly.
Sonic scolds Tails, "You're only eating cummies tonight Tails! You need to
learn how to swallow." He rapidly wags his finger at Tails.
Randy clears his throat. "We got Amy Rose, Birdo, and Peach going next. Three
lovely ladies," Randy purrs at them. Birdo blushes. "And your dish is… a
PINECONE!"
"I'm so glad that I practiced eating weird things back home." Birdo feeling
smug about knowing the predictably of reality tv show challenges.
"Survivors ready… GO!" Randy throws a hand up, Birdo immediately covers her
plate with her snout and inhales the pinecone with vacuum suction.
"Ayy what that mouth do, Birdo gets the point for Nights in less than a
second!" Randy announces as Birdo does a little curtsy and Luigi throws his
fists up in celebration in the background.
Camera shows a close-up of Amy struggling to shove individual pieces of the
pinecone in her mouth, "Owww," she whines as her tribe can be heard screaming
at her to continue behind her.
"There was a lot of pressure on me, but luckily I thrive under pressure," Amy
winks at the cameraman revealing a submissive side.
Sudden cut to a close-up of Peach, who is frowning at the pinecone and not
really trying. She turns around to her tribe and shrugs.
"Aaaand Amy gets the point for Mushroom!" Randy shouts as Amy is shown sticking
out her tongue. "Peach, you're out of time, no point for Rings," Randy points
at a pouting Peach. "Mushroom leads 2-1-1."
Camera swirls and ethnic bellows signifying transition, "Next up we got Sonic,
Daisy, and Knuckles, and your dish is…" he whips off the next sheet. "A red
chaos drive! Survivors ready… GO!"
All three castaways confused at how to consume this definitely inorganic
object, Daisy licks it lukewarmly before shoving the whole thing down her
throat.
"I've had to know how to dry-swallow from a young age," Daisy bragging while
brandishing her pill bottle.
Knuckles meanwhile, just starts biting into the glass, not getting hurt as he
swallows the chaos drive.
"I am a power-type, just like the red chaos drive, so I could absorb it
easily," Knuckles explaining the process like teaching a pre-teen how to smoke
weed.
Sonic nervously looking back and forth at Knuckles and Daisy, clueless.
"As a footwear model, I can't risk breaking my teeth on this thing," Sonic
whining. "Sure, this is a million dollars, but that's my career!"
"Daisy and Knuckles get the point, Sonic fails," Randy announces. Sonic throws
the chaos drive onto the ground in rage, shattering it. "Mushroom still leads
with three, Ring at two, Nights trailing with just one," camera cuts to Tikal
praying on the sit-out bench.
"Okay, final round. Toadette, Wario, and Rouge, you're up," Randy calls out.
As the music intensifies, Rouge shown stankly putting a hand on a hip. "Hey
mister. If two tribes are losing, isn't my tribe gonna lose no matter what?
What gives?"
Randy doing some quick frantic counting on his fingers. "That may be true, but
you may change your mind when you see the dish is…" he dramatically pulls the
final sheet, "a whole live CHAO."
Gasps from many of the cast, Tikal's mouth drops open in disgust before she is
ushered away by production bodyguards.
"I wanted to quit this competition right here," Tikal livid at production.
"You're lucky Nights has a path for me."
Rouge's mouth is agape and watering, she begins devouring the screaming child
before Randy even says go.
"Thank god Tikal was distracted bitching at production, I was STARVING," Rouge
wiping the blood off of her mouth and tits.
Meanwhile, Wario making eyes at Toadette, who is clearly not crazy about eating
the chao who is almost as big as she is.
"You're all good, braids," Wario whispers nasally, surprising Toadette. Wario
puts his hands up signifying he isn't gonna eat it. Toadette, realizing the
situation, follows suit.
A few minutes later, after Randy and other production members succeed in
pacifying a hysteric Tikal, Randy turns back to the other castaways, "And in a
fairly anticlimactic ending, Mushroom has done the unthinkable and won the
challenge 3-2-2, meaning they're going to Twinkle Park today while Rings and
Nights go to Tribal council."
The Mushroom tribe erupts into manufactured cheers, they been knew they won for
a few minutes already.
"We did it!" Amy yells triumphantly as the stage clear music from Sonic Heroes
plays.
"We lost the challenge, and in my eyes there's clearly only one person to
blame…" Sonic's melancholy tone turns to rage. "Tails."
"I gave Toadette the little wink wink nudge nudge, saved us both some effort.
I'm thinking that will come back to help me down the line," Wario reclining on
a cliff overlooking the waves.
                         Mushroom Tribe - Reward Trip
                                     Day 6
===============================================================================
Upbeat music with bell tones plays as the Mushroom tribe is seen laughing in
the bumper car room at Twinkle Park.
"So today we for ONE TIME win challenge," Noki looking very rejuvenated. "It
feels good, but I feel… fish with no water at this strange amusement park. I am
woman grown."
After bumper cars, the tribe assembles in the courtyard outside the main castle
of the park. Amy reads a note aloud, "Please enjoy some hoagies and ice cream,
courtesy of Wawa!" she and Toadette cheer like white chicks.
"What is Wawa?" Noki seeming perturbed.
"Wawa did a great job putting this together for us, after that hoagie I feel
like I don't need to eat for another year!" Toadette laughing in product
placement glee.
Amy is shown sitting on one side of the picnic table, looking on as Toadette,
Noki and Knuckles talk and eat jovially.
"It's great to win, but it's only delaying my fate," Amy wandering through the
shadowy rooms of the Twinkle Park Castle, looking devastated. "My world is
ending in this game, I don't know how I can find a way in with those three."
Shot of Noki doing a little twirl after getting a strike in the bowling room.
"Yes!"
Toadette cheers for her friend before getting up and struggling to pick up the
ball herself with her stubby arms, Knuckles gets up to help her.
"I really enjoyed the trip to Twinkle Park today, it was a great chance to
unwind and get to know these girls," Knuckles reclining on the roof of the
castle.
Cut to Knuckles and Toadette in a passionate embrace stumbling into the long
hallway with opposite mirror walls, Knuckles growls on top of the smaller girl.
"You looked real good with that bowling ball."
"Hah hah," Toadette giggles as Knuckles plays with her braid and slips a big
spiky finger inside her. "Hah!" She blushes at the echidna's forwardness.
Knuckles yanks off Toadette's vest and dress, revealing her little pepperoni
titties, and she turns to watch herself getting fucked an infinite amount of
times in the mirror wall.
                                  Ring Tribe
                                     Day 6
===============================================================================
Ominous music plays as a paragoomba is shown fluttering down to pick off one of
a group of young Koopas, however they overpower the paragoomba and he is
brought down as an ethnic lady screams in the soundtrack.
Bowser belches the fire into existence and stomps off into the jungle. Peach
giggles and takes a seat next to Maria as the Doctor puts some water on to
boil.
The Doctor chuckling heartily, "I must say I'm excited to finally lose a
challenge! As far as the vote stands, Maria and I have decided to work with the
three Shell boys, to get rid of Peach," the Doctor stroking his moustache.
"Can't say I disagree, she's just about useless around camp."
Shot changes to Wario and D.K. convening with Bowser in the jungle.
"So far, the plan's going aight," D.K. shrugging while sitting on a stump. "We
lost the challenge, and now it's time for Princess P to go."
Light panflute fades out as Wario sweatily interjects, "I think it needs to be
Maria instead." Little tambourine shake sound effect. There's something off
about that girl."
D.K. throws his arms up in confusion. "But what about the numbas then?"
"I'm telling you guys," Wario ripping ass exasperatedly, "her and the Doctor
need to be split up, that shit is funkier than you want to know about."
Bowser raises a floating eyebrow. "Well, let's see if the princesses want to do
it."
"If we can keep the majority strong and I can keep my slampiece, I'm all for
it!" Bowser giving a thumbs-up to the camera.
"I knew I couldn't trust the crackers, this is ruining my plan. I know what to
do." D.K. crushing a chao fruit in his large hands.
D.K. pulling the Doctor aside en route to the well. "Ay, between you and me, I
heard your dowter's name come up,"
Eggman looks irate, "I won't have it!"
Quick shot of a bunch of infant Kritters scampering through the ferns before
the shot changes to D.K. emerging onto the beach coughing.
"Princess, I need to talk to you." D.K. scrambled to the royal sisters flossing
their gooches with sticks.
D.K. wheezing, with bags under his eyes, "The very SECOND the idea to change
the vote came up, I knew I had to be the first one to snitch, so I wasn't the
last one to snitch."
"What? Am I the vote?" Peach places a gloved hand up to her mouth in shock.
"Yes. Bowser and Wario want you gone bad," D.K. dips out to not look
suspicious.
Daisy, looking much more powerful since ingesting the red chaos drive, racistly
pops some of her prescription medication into her mouth, "Let's see about
that."
"As soon as I heard that, I knew something was fishy," Peach cracking her back.
"I had to take matters into my own hands."
Daisy corners Bowser in the deep part of the forest maze, "Is the vote Peach?"
Daisy cuts to the chase. The camera then split screens to show Peach in her
alternate Daisy costume asking Wario the same question.
Wario sweating. "Waaah. I don't want it to be. You have to trust me princess,
but write down Maria's name tonight, we may be able to pull something off."
"Does Wario, think Daisy is retarded!? I know for sure he's putting my name
down tonight." Peach shakes her pretty little head.
Bowser's dick hardens as begins talking about Peach, "I don't want her to go.
Your sister is hot!"
Daisy giggles coquettishly, "How do you feel about me?" She gives a tug on his
donger.
His penis immediately begins to soften, "You're okay, the vote should probably
be Maria."
Daisy is all like "Bye!" Running away from any further rejection from Daddy
Bowser.
Shot of a chao fruit dramatically falling onto a rock and splitting against a
sunset background.
Peach and Daisy reunite deep in the jungle puss, they sit on a log together.
"So Bowser wants me gone?" Peach pouting as she takes off her brown wig.
Daisy shakes her head with envy, "Why would Bowser write your name down, when
you go so does his meat wallet!"
Peach ties her hair up into a bun for the sports games contemplatively. "That's
what I thought. So Wario is just covering his own tracks."
Close-up of the chao fruit rotting on the ground, it is covered in no-nos
eating it.
Drum beats of the soundtrack speed up as camera shows Peach and Daisy walking
on the path back to camp.
"Hey, Maria, come over here!" Daisy waves her pasty arm at Maria, who was
returning to camp from having some AIDS-related diarrhea. The three ladies pull
up next to a big rock.
"It's hard to know how much I can trust Maria," Peach's voice wavering as the
camera shows Maria and the princesses from afar. "She always seemed a little
stank."
Wailing in the soundtrack as a time lapse of the sun dropping it like it's hot
in the sky is shown, cut to the tribe grabbing their torches and filing out of
camp.
Daisy frantically shoving pills into her mouth, "If my sister goes home tonight
I'm fucked! I know that fat fuck is up to something," ominous shot of Bowser
and Wario, unclear who she's referring to.
D.K. rubbing an ape hand on his infected dick, "I hate to see 'em go, but these
ladies will be the end of me," Peach's tits look extremely perky as she's shown
walking behind Maria.
Eggman wiping sweat off his brow with a handkerchief, "All this scrambling
today. Stop your futile efforts. You'll only make fools of yourselves."
                                 Nights Tribe
                                     Day 6
===============================================================================
Prolonged shot of Birdie gliding through the woods, finally coming to rest on a
large black rock, camera slowly zooms out to reveal it's a sleeping Chain Chomp
over some low drum beats.
Final drum beat is heard as Sonic is seen stomping into tribe grounds, leading
the rest of the Nights tribe. Birdo looking very trans in the sunlight as she
takes up the rear.
"Nice try, everyone," Tail's whiny faggot voice breaks the silence, camera
rests on Sonic turning to glare at him in annoyance. Big chuckles obviously.
Rouge is shown rolling her eyes as she is forced to narrate, "So we lost the
challenge today, both my first loss and our first loss as new Nights, and
immediately the tribe breaks up, Sonic runs off with Tails again," low drum
beat returns as camera shows Sonic dragging the young boy off, "Tikal dips to
pray or whatever," another drum beat as Tikal is shown walking toward her
shrine passive-aggressively, "and Big goes to find another chao to rape-murder,
I can only imagine. This tribe is fracturing," Rouge's eyes dart around
seductively. "I need to choose a side."
Rouge is then shown awkwardly sitting at the unlit fire with Birdo, as Luigi
tries in vain to light it.
"So what are we thinking, boos?" Birdo clears her throat and speaks in a high
pitch.
Luigi turns and shrugs, "Uh, I dunno." Rouge blinks, not showing her cards but
her cleavage.
Birdo presses on outspokenly, "The only way to remove drama from the camp is to
take out Big or Tikal."
"I like Tikal, but Big's a provider," Rouge winces.
"Do I for real want to be limited to Tikal or Big?" Birdo honking scandalously.
"Hell no! The bat girl seems shady and I know Sonic's up to something dark-
sided. But this is an easy vote, one step closer to that million," she brushes
some dirt off her bow.
Pizzicato string music is heard as Big is shown sitting on a large rock by the
shore, casting his line out.
"It's okay if the haters don't like me for being different," Big pouting as he
struggles to hug a chao, "I've been hated my whole life. They can talk about me
now but once I bring all these fishies back, they'll keep me around."
Sonic drags a highly battered Tails out of the jungle toward Big, "Hey, big
guy, we need to talk really quick."
"Stupid Tails lost us the challenge, so now we need to make sure the votes are
there to get Tikal out," Sonic spitting into the sand in annoyance. "She's
useless."
Tails frowning as he and Sonic huddle around Big, "What if all four of them
vote against me though?" he shivers.
Sonic slaps him straight across the face. "Snap out of it, we only need one
more to guarantee the numbers.'
Tails with tears streaming down his face, "I can never do anything right, and
now everyone hates me!"
Dramatic shift in music as Tikal is shown throwing herself on the ground before
her shrine, "I beg of you Nights, bring me salvation!"
The clouds part and Nights zooms down to see Tikal once more, "Don't worry my
child, the battle is won," sparkles fly around everywhere and Nights flies
away.
Tikal with her eyes closed in prayer. "The servers are the 7 chaos. Chaos is
power, power enriched by the heart… the controller is the one that unifies the
chaos," she opens her eyes. "A prayer my grandmother taught me… and seven,
that's the number of people on this tribe."
Shot of the sunlight glowing through the clouds with ethereal music before
camera cuts to the shallow water of the ocean, where Sonic is making rapid hand
gestures to Rouge and Luigi as they wash clothes.
"It's gotta be her," Sonic repeats viciously as the camera shows Tikal sitting
alone in the shelter. "We need to keep the tribe strong."
Luigi awkwardly looks at Rouge, unsure of how to respond. "Ooh yeah!"
"This is a-getting a little hot," Luigi fanning himself with his green hat. "I
don't know what's going on anymore."
Camera shows this conversation continuing from afar before panning to reveal
Big raping another chao in visible distance from camp. Close-up of Tails
watching it all from the fire while sitting next to Birdo, who is cooking out
of the large bucket Big had brought back.
Birdo offers the young boy a burnt morsel of Cheep Cheep. "Hungry, child?"
"My tummy hurts," Tails whines. "It's Big, what he's doing isn't right," he
points over at Big busting a nut in the brown chao in the distance.
Birdo smiles, acknowledging his rape trauma. "Well if you think it ain't right,
there's something you can do." Tails returns her glance looking constipated.
"We need to stick to the plan," Tails in denial yelling at the camera. "If I
get caught lying Sonic will never talk to me again!" he is shown following
Sonic holding his torch.
"Tribal Council is scary, anything could happen," Big wiping some semen off
onto a Cheep Cheep.
Voice-over as Tikal is shown looking hella determined grabbing her torch, "It's
time for judgment day."
                          Tribal Council - Ring Tribe
                                    Night 6
===============================================================================
Shot of a scuttlebug dramatically climbing up one of the wall as the Ring tribe
enters Tribal Council.
"For those of you who haven't done so already, dip ya torch into the flame and
get fire," Randy instructs as Eggman and his dowta lower their torches.
Randy clicks his tongue at the Ring tribe, "So it looks like a few of you are a
little under the weather," camera shows D.K. and the Doctor both looking green
in the face and an ominous shot of Maria smiling. "What's your diagnosis,
Doctor?"
Eggman getting defensive, "We're exposed to the elements out here, of course a
little cold could happen. Not enough to stop me."
"Peach, as far as this epidemic goes, do you fear for your team's strength in
challenges?" Randy prods at the princess.
"Oh, of course it's a concern," Peach diplomatically wiggles a tit toward the
two in question, "but D.K. is a big strong guy, and Eggman is like, a genius!"
D.K. banging his chest to show his strength, "There are much weaker on the
tribe than me, that's fo damn sure," shots of Peach and Maria are shown, as
Wario and Bowser are shown chuckling on one end.
Randy sees an opening, "So Wario, what's the criteria for your vote tonight?"
Feeling very exposed, Wario looking around nervously "People may not see it,
but there's one source of the problems on this tribe… I'm not gonna say it."
Shot of Peach and Daisy looking very stank at this comment with some trilly
panflute accompaniment.
Suddenly, Maria interjects. "Let's not beat around the bush. Tonight's vote has
nothing to do with strength," her breaking voice cuts across Casinopolis. Daisy
shown looking incensed.
"Oh?" Randy coos. "Then what is it about?"
Maria reevaluating, decides to clam up. "You'll have to see the votes to find
out." Wario rolls his eyes.
"Alright, in that case, it's time to vote… Daisy, you're up."
Daisy vengefully writing a name in big letters, "Pummel!"
Bowser stomps over to vote, writing [Peach] "Sorry darling, it was fun while it
lasted," a rising shot of Peach's slim body is shown.
The snot dripping out of Eggman's nose glowing in the fire of tribal council,
he writes down a name thoughtfully.
Wario gives the camera a big tooth smile, "Time to break up this little
honeymoon." He writes a name.
D.K. writing a name down, "You only a discracstion," he chucks the deuces up as
he puts his vote in the urn.
Maria scowling as she writes a vote, "The less they know, the better."
Peach breathily giggles as she writes [Wario] with a big twirly W. "For a
little more room in the shelter."
Randy gets the urn, "If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and you wanna play
it, now would be the time to do so," random shots of Eggman, Wario, and Daisy
looking anxious about the vote are shown.
"Okay, once the votes are read, GTFO. First vote…" [Peach] Peach shakes her
head.
[Peach] "That's two votes Peach," Peach looking down as Wario looks confused.
Randy opens the next vote, [Maria] "That's two votes Peach, one vote Maria,"
Maria is shown discreetly grasping her father's hand.
After a long pause, Randy opens the next vote… [Wario] "That's two votes Peach,
one vote Maria, one vote Wario."
[Wario], Wario's jaw is shown dropping open. "We're tied, two votes Peach, two
votes Wario, one vote Maria, two votes left."
Randy reveals the next vote quickly, [Wario], Daisy is shown smirking at Peach,
the Doctor shown poking at his crotch, close-up on Wario looking blindsided.
"Seventh person voted out…" [Wario] "That's four, and that's enough. Please
bring me your torch."
Wide shot of the girls all looking smug as Wario, dumbfounded, drags his torch
up to Randy
"Wario, the tribe has spoken…" Randy snuffs Wario's torch. "Time for you to
go."
Panflute music picks up again as Randy addresses the tribe, "So if this vote
wasn't based on tribe strength, I hope there was a good reason," camera lingers
on Maria's poker face. "Head back to camp, let's get the Nights Tribe in here."
"Waa waaa. That's all folks. I didn't really need the money, and I had a good
time but fuck that crazy incest bitch and ha daddy too," Wario lazily changing
back into his business suit.
                         Tribal Council - Nights Tribe
                                    Night 6
===============================================================================
Transition to dramatic choral music as the Nights tribe files into Casinopolis.
"If this is your first time at tribal council, ya need some fire, see," he
points at the bonfire in the middle of the casino again, Sonic, Tails, Big,
Rouge and Tikal all light their torches. "In this game, fire represents your
LIFE."
"First time seeing a lot of you here," Randy remarks. "Sonic, what do you think
finally went wrong at the challenge today?"
Sonic clearly holding back anger, "Some people just couldn't hold it down,
Randy," shot lingers on Tails looking ashamed. Rouge scrunching her mouth up
next to him.
Randy notes the sexual tension and changes the subject, "Big, how's camp life?
Do you feel everyone does an equal part to keep the Nights camp going?"
"I've had to be tough for all of us," Big drawls. "I bring in the fishes."
Tikal is shown shaking her head in annoyance.
"How about you, Tikal? What's your role?"
Tikal rests her hands on her orange knee. "I've been keeping up our shrine to
our savior, Nights. She has kept our tribe strong thus far, and it is my belief
she sent us here to Tribal Council tonight for a reason."
Randy raises his eyebrows. "And what reason is that?"
"I'm not playing games, Mr. Marsh. Everyone here knows that a sinner walks
among us," Tikal looking at her tribe with urgency in her eyes. "This is our
chance to purify the Nights Tribe."
Randy looks amused, "Luigi, how do you weigh in on this?"
Luigi clearly not expecting to be asked a question, "Uhh, I'm just gonna pull a
name out of a hat," he gestures to his hat. Birdo putting her face in her
dinosaur paw behind him.
"Sounds like it's time to vote," Randy chuckles. "Big, you're up."
Big totters over to the voting urn and writes [TAKAL] "Bye bye god lady."
Rouge flutters over to vote and gives the camera a painful look, "Sorry, you
dug your own grave on this one."
Luigi snaps his overalls before writing a vote.
Tikal pauses to pray for about a minute at the urn before voting, prompting the
rest of the cast to glare at her from the seating area. She finally writes
[Big] "This is for you, grandmother."
A shot of Birdo's lumpy butt as her vote is not shown, "There is some serious
ugly on this tribe. Sayonara."
Sonic zooms up to the voting pedestal, writing [Tikal] "We're sonic heroes."
Tails gets a love tap on the ass from Sonic as he twirls his tails to propel
himself over to the urn, he sweats and writes a name before the camera cuts to
a torch burning close-up.
"I'll go count the votes," Randy dips to grab the urn. A close-up of Tikal with
her hands clasped again in prayer is followed by a close-up of Big, his cat
testicles dangling over the edge of his stool.
"If anyone has the hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be
the time to do so," Randy says slowly as the camera focuses on Luigi, who is
rubbing the back of his head with a hand revealing a large pit stain.
"All right, once the votes are read the decision is final. First vote…" [TAKAL]
Tikal shown praying again, Sonic smirking next to her.
"Next vote…" [Big] "One vote Tikal, one vote Big."
Randy pulls out the next vote… [Tikal]. "That's two votes Tikal, one vote Big."
A shot of Birdo smiling at the camera next to Tails gulping.
"Next vote…" [Big] "We're tied, two votes Tikal, two votes Big," Big is
starting to hyperventilate.
Randy reveals the next vote. "Next vote," [Big] "That's three votes Big, two
votes Tikal." Sonic's smile disappears, as Tikal opens her eyes with a look of
clarity.
"Eighth person voted out of Survivor: Mystic Ruins…" [Big] "That's four, and
tonight that's enough, please bring me your torch."
Big looks like a sad pedophile, his ears lower and he tears up as he grabs his
torch. "Let's go home, I guess." Luigi looking guilty and Rouge pointedly
looking away from Sonic, who is glaring at Tails, are shown in sequence as Big
walks over to Randy.
"Big… the tribe has spoken," Randy snuffs Big's torch. "Time for you to go."
As Big's fat ass is still visible walking out of the casino, Randy turns back
to the Nights Tribe. "Let's hope you don't starve to death now without the
fisherman, because this tribe is NOT unified," camera lingers on Tails looking
at Sonic mortified. "Head back to camp."
"To be honest, I'm glad they sent me to go on the pre-jury trip with my wife,
here in the Mystic Ruins plural marriage is legal," Big with a smile next to a
chao in a wedding dress and a frowning Froggy.
                            NEXT TIME ON… SURVIVOR.
            The castaways are presented with a do-or-die moment...
   Randy standing in front of the three tribes, "I'm gonna offer you all an
           opportunity right now." Amy's shocked reaction is shown.
                     Sending shock waves through the game.
 "I hate myself! I wanna die!" Tails holding a jagged stone to his wrists as a
                     gloved hand reaches out to stop him.
"She's so sexy and smooth," Knuckles rapping to himself under his breath as he
 glides through the jungle, until he is interrupted by his search ping signal
                        turning to red. "It's closer."
        "It was… terrible," Luigi looking like he'd just seen a ghost.
***** Power is a Number *****
Randy jerking it to a video of Japanese girls puking into each other's mouths,
"Previously on SURVIVOR."
Noki shown whispering "Power is ours now."
Amy shown sitting alone in the Mushroom shelter. "After shooting herself in the
foot with her advantage, Amy found herself in a corner on Mushroom, but her
luck turned around when Mushroom won their first challenge, winning them a trip
to Twinkle Park," a shot of Knuckles railing Toadette in the mirror hallway is
shown.
"Meanwhile, on Ring, the three boys from Shell's coalition with the Doctor and
Maria was tested after Wario's discovery of their incest," Wario shown
convincing Bowser and D.K. to flip the vote, "And the princess sisters saw
their opening," the split screen scene of Daisy and Peach in her Daisy costume
is shown, "to flip the game around and blindside Wario."
"Forced to face the second of the two tribal councils, Nights was torn apart by
an ongoing feud between fish monger Big," Big shown raping the brown chao
savagely, "and the born-again Tikal," shot of Tikal running into camp as Big
throws the chao on the fire, "and despite Sonic's best efforts to save his
ally, even his closest friend Tails turned on him to vote out Big," another
split screen is shown of Big and Wario's torches getting snuffed.
"Another twist awaits the castaways tonight…" Randy listening to loud Brazilian
fart porn now. "Sixteen are left, who will be voted out tonight?"
                                  Ring Tribe
                                    Night 6
===============================================================================
Shot of a solitary Koopa walking in the dark, he retreats into his shell at the
sound of a crashing wave.
Cut to the Ring tribe walking back into camp, Peach leading the way. She plants
her torch down victoriously, Bowser is visible behind her with an expression of
wanting to rape and then eat her.
Bowser snarling in the night-vision cam to ominous music. "That dumb slut lied
to me," percussive sound censors the word 'slut', and he turns his head to spit
in anger, inadvertently lighting a passing Goomba ablaze. "She'll get hers.
Mark my words."
"Those silly boys thought they could make a fool of me," Peach covering her
mouth with a gloved hand to stifle her giggle. "But they're only as strong as
their weakest link, and tonight it was Wario," shot of Bowser and D.K. sitting
on opposite sides of the fire in the dead of night.
Lingering shot of Eggman's big nose quaking as he wheezes in his sleep, keeping
the women of the tribe awake. Daisy forcefully shakes Maria's arm with to come
on a walk with her and Peach on the beach.
"So I guess this is the new plan now going forward," Peach's lukewarm words
caught in captions as she huddles with the ladies on the beach, Daisy is
fervently nodding next to her.
"So at the last minute I convinced my dad to change up the plan, and my name
did come up so I feel like I was right to do so," Maria leaning awkwardly
against a tree trunk before camera cuts to the sisters as she talks about them,
"I want to trust Princess Peach, but her sister Daisy, she seems slippery."
"To show you can trust us," Daisy extends an arm to Maria, she opens her fist
to reveal a pill.
Maria gives Daisy a puzzled expression, "Uhh… no thank you?"
"We probably saved that girl's LIFE in this game, and that's the gratitude she
shows?" Daisy extremely offended, scowling at the cameraman. "What a loser."
"I couldn't believe she didn't take Daisy's pill, I was like," Peach making an
incredulous face, "really?"
"I need to control what substances go into my body, or else I may have another
outbreak," Maria shivering as she sits next to some rocks. "I may have really
fucked myself over there."
Cut back to Bowser and D.K., still sitting at the fire in silence. Bowser
grunts in frustration, getting the ape's attention, then jerks his turtle chin
in the direction of the beach.
"We'll get back in. I'll give those girls twelve hours to fall apart," Bowser's
chauvinism has to be captioned over Eggman's still very loud snoring.
D.K. chuckles, "Yeah, Daisy's a cunt."
"Yeah, she is," Bowser nods.
The Koopa in its shell is shown again, a chao fruit falls off of a tree and
knocks the shell into the ocean.
                                 Nights Tribe
                                    Night 6
===============================================================================
Jarring music plays as a Kritter jumps into a bush with a bunch of Paragoombas
sleeping in it, startling most of them away, but catching and devouring one.
As the Nights tribe returns to camp, Sonic turns to Tails immediately. "You're
coming with me," he grabs the skinny fox boy by the arm and drags him away.
Camera lingers on Tails looking back desperately at Birdo, who honks
disapprovingly.
"So I was left out to dry last night," Sonic looking pissed off, pointing at
the cameraman as he talks. "That IDIOT Tails didn't stick with the plan, and
now we're really in trouble!"
"Victory is mine," Tikal grinning sanctimoniously. "Nights will deliver me this
prize money."
"Thank you all for choosing the side of Nights," Tikal bows to the other
tribemates at the fire. Luigi puts his hands together and bows back awkwardly.
"Looks like we've all chosen a side," Birdo purrs, gesturing to Tikal, Rouge,
and Luigi. Rouge nods.
"Yes, the blue hedgehog is the one who tried to save the chao abuser," Tikal
reminds everyone casually, a shot is shown of Sonic brutalizing Tails with his
dick on some leaves in the jungle.
Luigi clears his throat, "Sonic is a fast guy, though. We might need him for
challenges. What about his little friend?"
General murmuring is heard around the fire as the camera closes in on a burning
ember.
"Tails may be a victim on this tribe, but if he has to go next to keep this new
alliance happy," Birdo throws a paw up. "Sorry, child."
"Batgirl and I seem to have landed in a good spot," Luigi giving the camera a
sly smile. "If I've been given a second chance in this game, I won't fuck it up
this time." 
Scene cuts to deep in the jungle, where Sonic is striking Tails' back with a
thorny tendril of a bush as he tears up his ass. "That'll teach you bitch,
huh?"
"Sonic! Please stop!" Tails wailing in pain.
"What are you gonna tell me, you slippery little faggot, Big voted for
himself?!" Sonic whips Tails again.
"I'm so stupid, I can't believe I thought I could get away with lying to
Sonic," Tails with a black eye, crying by the well.
Cut back to the fire, and zoom out to show Sonic has tired himself out with the
rape and is now sprawled out in the shelter. The rest of the tribe is sitting
around the fire shooting the shit and listening to Birdo open up about her
transition when Tails suddenly bursts into tears and runs off into the jungle
alone.
Luigi looks around at the girls bewildered, "Should someone a-go, uh, see if
he's okay?"
"Tails is having a really tough time out here," Rouge looking unfazed at Tails'
predicament. "I feel bad for the kid."
The camera follows Rouge, Luigi and Birdo walking down the path to the well, to
find Tails standing alone.
"I hate myself! I wanna die!" Tails holding a jagged stone to his wrists as
Luigi's gloved hand reaches out to stop him.
Birdo hushing Tails as she pulls him into a maternal hug, "It's gonna be okay."
Tails sobs into her fake dinosaur titty.
"Like Jesus, when will it end?" Birdo shaking her head.
                                Mushroom Tribe
                                     Day 7
===============================================================================
Uplifting music plays over a beautiful sweeping shot of the coastline at
sunrise.
Noki shown stretching on the shore as she wakes up for the day.
"Our tribe is now strong, like oxen," Blue Noki looks proud as she stands by
some flowers. "Now that we have won, we can do it once again, and if not, we
have that traitorous egg Amy Rose to dispose anyway."
Toadette slowly waking up, she notices a still-sleeping Knuckles' big white
hand resting on her thick ass and smiles.
"I don't know how it happened so fast with me and Knuckles, but he's just been
so charming," Toadette grabbing at her braids bashfully as she blushes. "I
never thought I'd be into a… guy of that background."
Amy shown walking down the path toward tree-mail with determination, Toadette
running along behind her.
"I've noticed Knuckles and Toadette getting closer, and now I really don't see
any options," Amy looking dumpy, dirt smearing her red dress and pink bob. "But
I can't give up now. This is my game."
Toadette reads the tree-mail out loud in her weird raspy voice,
If you think you're next
To walk the plank
Time to jump ship now
To bank the team's collected money, say BANK.
"Like the Weakest Link?" Toadette confused at the meaning of the treemail, as
Amy blinks at the wording.
"Something about that tree-mail threw me off, I can feel it in my bones,"
Toadette watching the seagulls on the beach in concern.
                              Immunity Challenge
                                     Day 7
===============================================================================
The teeny tiny Mushroom tribe enters to their mat in front of Randy.
"Get your first look at the new Ring and Nights tribes, Wario and Big voted out
last night at tribal council," Randy explains as the other two tribes appear,
Noki looks shocked at this result.
"Big reaction from you, Blue Noki," Randy points out as the camera shows a shot
of the Nights tribe.
"I am surprised they deleted fat," Blue Noki flopping her stubby arm in the
direction of the Nights tribe. "He was a strong boy!"
Sonic takes the chance to glare at his tribe as Rouge smiles uncomfortably and
Birdo looks away.
Randy addresses all three tribes, "Before we get to today's challenge, I'm
gonna offer you all an opportunity right now," camera shows Bowser's eyebrows
rising dramatically and Toadette's unsettled expression.
"A one-time chance… to drop your buff and mutiny to a different tribe of your
choosing," Randy nods his head all like yep, really.
Gasps and "oohhhs" through all of the tribes, Peach and Daisy exchange nervous
glances, Rouge leaning forward to look over at the other tribes. Sonic is shown
putting a finger on his chin and tapping a foot in thought.
"Randy, I'm outta here," Amy Rose unceremoniously discards her red buff and
walks over to Nights, her red boots stomping audibly. Rouge hugs her as she
arrives at the mat, before the camera cuts to Toadette grabbing Blue Noki's arm
to give her a mortified look.
"I'm free!" Amy holding onto her big yellow balloon.
Knuckles glances at the two ladies, and curses under his breath. "Sorry girls,
hope you'll understand," he grabs his buff and whips it onto the ground,
following Amy over to Nights, where he slaps Sonic's hand.
Camera closes in on Toadette, who looks utterly nauseous. She peers over at the
other tribes, Nights, then Ring, where Peach waves her hand gently at Toadette
with a warm smile.
Toadette gives Noki a quick look, then takes off her buff. "Time to switch
things up, I guess," Toadette walks over to Ring, where she is received by
Peach and Daisy happily.
Noki clucks a laugh, looking at the other tribes and then down at her mat.
"Looks like it's just me then!" various other castaways laugh. Blue Noki walks
off her mat, and walks right past the Ring mat onto Nights.
"Wuh-oh, looks like Noki's ditching me," Toadette looking peeved in her new
gold buff.
Toadette shown looking dumbfounded over on Rings, trying to make a face at
Noki, but before she can catch Noki's attention, Tails frantically runs over to
the Rings mat.
"Hey, get back here!" Sonic barks at his bottom bitch, Tails collapses onto the
yellow mat in tears. Knuckles whispers into Sonic's ear, and Sonic looks away
from Tails, staying put.
"I'm finally free!" Tails bemoans as he grovels at Bowser's feet.
"So that evens out our tribes nicely at 8 and 8, everyone ready to get to
today's challenge?"
Amy shown being all like "yeah!" before the camera swirls rapidly around the
challenge set, a few minute time lapse as production assistants take apart the
third tribe's setup for the challenge.
"For this challenge, we're bringing out an old fan favorite," Randy wriggles
his eyebrows, and gestures to Officer Barbrady walking in.
"Hello, everybody!" Officer Barbrady waves to the cheering castaways.
"Who knows where we would be without the police," Peach smiling placidly.
"So today's challenge is… Math Mayhem! Each tribe will send one up at a time to
complete a simple math problem," Officer Barbrady gesturing to the podiums on
either side of him, "First to buzz in takes the other out of the challenge, or
if you buzz in incorrectly, you're out. First tribe to knock the entire other
tribe out wins the prize!"
"Wanna know what you're playing for?" Randy entices the castaways. "Who's
hungry?"
Big response from both tribes, "I could eat a horse!" Luigi retorts, garnering
a dark side-glance from Daisy.
"I'm hungry, Randy!" Officer Barbrady interjects.
"Peach, what food are you missing the most?" Randy fishes for an answer.
Peach takes a second to think, "Fiji water," she says with a smile.
Randy frowns. "Well the winning tribe will have… fresh Survivor pizza delivered
to their camp."
D.K. is all like "Ohooo!" while Luigi flashes a big grin among other happy
reactions.
"Okay, first up is…" Officer Barbrady pulls out a list. "Daisy versus… Rogue,"
he mispronounces Rouge's name.
"I'm confident coming into this challenge, when I pushed in high school I had
to get good at math," Daisy trying to sound hood among the trees.
"And… GO!" Barbrady holds up the first problem, 3 X 21.
Daisy buzzes in right quick, "Sixty-three?"
"Daisy gets the point! Rouge, you're really pretty but go take a seat,"
Barbrady motions to the bench. "Next up is Eggman versus Luigi."
Eggman handedly takes out Luigi on some long division, before Sonic snatches
the cat back and gets Nights on the board with his sonic speed against big
Bowser.
Birdo shown sweating as she takes the podium against D.K.
"I grew up homeless, I never went to school," bleak piano music plays as tears
glow on Birdo's magenta face.
Barbrady holds up 32-8, and D.K. scratches his monkey head in bewilderment.
Birdo, floored, buzzes in and enunciates "Twen-ty-four?"
"And there it was, eight years since I transitioned at age 24," Birdo looking
sentimental as the wind blows through the palms. "Funny how life works."
The camera swirls around showing a time lapse as numbers fly across the screen,
when it comes to rest Maria, Peach, Knuckles, and Blue Noki are all on the
bench as well.
"We've gone through the list and we're tied!" Barbrady drawls as he returns to
the top of the list, "Daisy, you're up against Sonic now."
Daisy cracks her knuckles in determination, but when the problem of 56 / 7 came
up, Sonic buzzed right the fuck in saying "Eight," all douchey.
"Who would ever buy in sevens?" Daisy annoyed at the challenge setup.
As Daisy takes a seat on the bench, the Doctor scoffing at the illiterate trans
dinosaur who opposes him. "Prepare to meet your maker."
Cut to Birdo taking a seat. Tails shakily taking the podium as Tikal steps up
again for Nights.
"Our civilization was one of the first to discover mathematics," Tikal
reflecting on her home math teaching taught in base eleven.
Barbrady reveals 64 / 16, Tails confidently buzzes in saying "Four" like a
faggot, eliciting cheers from his new tribe.
"It's up to us, Sonic," Amy Rose grasping Sonic's hand dramatically, cut to her
taking a seat on the bench as Toadette destroys her on an addition problem.
"So the Nights tribe is down to just Sonic," Barbrady squints at his list.
"Ring still has Tails, Eggman, and Toadette."
The Doctor takes the podium against Sonic, "You pesky hedgehog."
"Not so fast," Sonic taunts him, Barbrady reveals 2 + 3 as the question as
Eggman has a coughing fit, allowing Sonic to win the point.
"This can't be!" Eggman wailing in defeat as he walks over to the bench.
Toadette gulping. "It's all up to you Tails," she pats his back as Tails goes
up to the podium.
Barbrady all dramatically hesitates before revealing the question, 1 X 0.
Before Sonic can buzz in, he glances over at Tails, who is revealing his bussy.
"What? Tails…"
As the blood rushes from Sonic's head to his dick, Tails hits his buzzer
screaming "Zero!"
"Rings wins Immunity and Survivor pizza!" Barbrady shouts retardedly, throwing
an arm around the traumatized Tails.
"Again, I was carrying the tribe, and I couldn't do it alone," Sonic punching a
tree in frustration. "They're so worthless."
Tails looking peppy on the sand, "Haha! I beat Sonic!"
                         Ring Tribe - Reward Delivery
                                     Day 7
===============================================================================
Camera zooms into the tribe as the soundtrack plays the ladies singing all
"lalalalala"
A boat zooms up to the beach, delivering the pizzas is none other than Mario!
"Fuck you Bowser!" he flips Bowser off as the turtle laughs at him classistly.
"I think the pizza was a great chance for the tribe to like, calm down," Peach
moving her hands in a circle. "We may have two newcomers, but Toadette's my
girl and Tails just seems happy to be wanted," shot of Tails zipping through
the air spinning his tails, Bowser and D.K. making fun of his gayness. "The
boys even seem pleased."
Wide shot of Peach, Toadette, Tails, Bowser, D.K., and Maria sitting on the
beach together. Close-up of Toadette passing a slice to Maria and grinning.
"I need to stay as invisible as possible in these new surroundings," Toadette
posing like a waitress to appeal to her tribe's white priv.
Daisy shown sitting in the shelter with her own pizza, D.K. points at her from
the beach and nudges Bowser. "How come homegirl got her own pie?"
"Fatass," Bowser laughs with the ape.
"My sister is lactose intolerant," Peach punches Bowser playfully. "Knock it
off."
"Still a greedy bitch," Bowser retorts. Forced laughter from Toadette and
Tails.
"I felt a lot of judgment from the tribe over my being lactose intolerant,"
Daisy wiping the vegan cheese off of her mouth. "It was so unnecessary. Like, I
don't make it a big deal that D.K. is black!"
Eggman takes the last slice of one of the pies and sees a clue underneath,
"What's this?" he quickly nabs it and shoves it in his moustache.
"I must find the idol," Eggman brandishing the clue as he sits on a rock.
"Those princesses are getting awfully comfortable with their friend with the
braids," a shot of the three original Mushroom girls smiling with pizza
together in the shelter flashes, "I need to be prepared."
Some Hammer Bros shown tossing some hammers off of some block platforms in the
sunset as the music rises eerily.
                                 Nights Tribe
                                     Day 7
===============================================================================
Shot of a group of Dark chaos crawling out from a cavern.
Sonic is shown pacing around camp anxiously at a menacing pace as the rest of
the Nights tribe sit around the fire waiting for water to boil.
"We lost again today, and with the tribe switch-ups, it's becoming clear that
with no rape outlet, Sonic has way too much energy to spare," Rouge narrating
as she perches on a branch, her wings fluttering lightly.
Knuckles using a stick to raise the lid off the boiling pot, Sonic runs over
like a shot passing right by Amy Rose with her legs spread out messily. "Is it
ready yet?"
"So I came over here because I figured with Sonic and Tails, we could get
something good goin', namsaying," Knuckles nodding slowly as he explains. "But
Tails is gone now, and Sonic's gone a little whack. So I'm gonna take matters
into my own hands."
As the tribe starts to break up from a dinner of some of Big's big bucket of
fish, suspiciously rising music plays as the camera follows Knuckles
nonchalantly wandering into the jungle, breaking into a run as soon as he's far
enough away, his chaos emerald tracker popping up at the bottom of the screen.
Camera cuts back to Rouge, peering in the direction Knuckles ran.
"Whatever he's after, I want it first," Rouge's tits shake with determination
as her chaos emerald tracker pops up.
Breathtaking shots of the hills and valleys as Knuckles glides around looking
for the idol, suddenly his meter starts flashing green. He comes to rest atop a
hill to size up the area.
"What are you doing here?" Suddenly Rouge appears exposing hella cleavage, her
voice low and seductive.
"Just looking for some peace and quiet," Knuckles trying to play off his idol
hunt.
"Don't let me distract you," Rouge lays down on the windy hill stretching her
midriff, Knuckles stares at her titties.
"I knew the damn thing was close, I just needed to distract him long enough to
spot it," Rouge checking her nails as she leans slyly against a chao fruit
tree. "But I gotta admit, he has some strong-looking hands."
Knuckles, being a strong brother, snaps out of it realizing he wants the cash
more than the puss, and jumps and glides away before Rouge can show ass.
"Like she is fiiii-ine," Knuckles making titty-grabbing motions in the air.
"But I gotta keep my eye on the prize… I cuhn't stop thinkin bout her though!"
"She's so sexy and smooth," Knuckles rapping to himself under his breath as he
glides through the jungle, until he is interrupted by his search ping signal
turning to red. "It's closer." He lands and starts violently digging into the
ground.
He surfaces again with no luck to see Rouge has appeared again. "Thought you
could get rid of me, huh?"
Knuckles gulps, his knees designed too small to hide his rock hard cock.
Low ambient music over a shot of three Koopas picking up a Chao egg and
carrying it away.
The camera pans in on Luigi taking a dump in the forest, trying to get some
peace before the vote.
"I was just trying to relax before this vote," Luigi anxiously twirling his
mustache, "Nothing could have prepared me for what happened next."
"Hey buddy," Sonic menacingly patted Luigi on the head as Luigi took a big
poopies in a hole that he dug.
"Heh," Luigi nervously tries to wipe his butt with a leaf, "What do you need
Sonic?"
Quickly whipping his dick out, "I need to bust a load little man." Sonic
forcefully shoving his dick into Luigi's mouth.
The camera closes in on Amy Rose, peeking through some bushes catching Sonic in
the act.
"I just wish Sonic would take an interest in me!" Amy Rose sadly flashes her
coochie to the cameraman. "This is not what I envisioned when I threw my red
buff away!"
Cut back to camp, a steady drum beat plays as Birdo tends the fire.
"So before the, uh, newcomers arrived," Birdo articulating slowly as she walks
down the beach. "The arrangement was for me to go forward with Tikal," shot of
Tikal scrubbing her Nights shrine, "Luigi," shot of Luigi getting railed by
Sonic, "and Rouge," shot of Rouge getting railed by Knuckles on a flat rock.
"As far as I know, the plan should still be on to vote Sonic out, and I think I
can swing Blue Noki to our side for sure."
"Glad to see you've survived, shell sister," Blue Noki whispers to Birdo as she
joins her at the fire.
"Likewise," Birdo smiles as she adjusts her long stick in the flames. "I really
needed you here, actually. For the vote, would you be down for Sonic?"
Noki blows a raspberry. "But Sonic is our strongest competitor, and besides, we
can just vote out the traitor Amy Rose."
"Trust me, sister, Amy Rose is a Twix Bar next to Sonic. Why do you think that
lil fox boy ran away?" Birdo asserting to Noki, who seems convinced.
Blue Noki crouching to scrape bark off of a branch with a knife, "Birdo says
she has the numbers, and in the game Survivor, power is a number."
"Say, you're not half bad," Sonic wiping some sweat off of his dick as he pulls
out of Luigi. "I think I'll keep you around."
"With Luigi tamed, I think I can bust up the gang that got rid of Big," Sonic
looking highly satisfied sprawling on some leaves.
Sonic leads Luigi back to camp, where Amy Rose coincidentally runs into them.
"Oh, hey Sonic! Who should we vote for tonight?" she cuts to the chase, wanting
to show Sonic her willingness to serve.
"Hmm," Sonic rubs his chin as Knuckles pops out of the woods, trying to look
inconspicuous as he joins the conversation.
"Amy is a trainwreck," Sonic counting off on his fingers. "I hate to say it,
but she's the key to the prize money, nobody would vote for her to win. So with
her, Knuckles, Luigi…"
"Either the god-loving bitch, the bat girl, or the dinosaur, uh… is that a boy
or a girl?" Sonic oblivious to Birdo's gender identity due to his midwestern
upbringing.
Amy Rose laughing heartily, "Who knows? What a freak." Knuckles shrugs.
Luigi gently raises a hand, "The bat girl, she's strong in the challenges. We
should keep her."
Sonic nodding. "All right. Then I've decided."
Ominous shot of Birdo laying an egg out in the jungle to rising ethnic moans,
camera comes to rest on Tikal praying at her shrine as the sun is setting, just
minutes before tribal council.
"What's that?" She is interrupted from her prayer by the sounds of raucous
lovemaking, she peeks behind the shrine to see Knuckles and Rouge in coitus
again.
"Oh!" a foot or so next to them, Tikal spots a little package on the ground.
"How…?" She looks up, and sees Nights winking at her.
"I now have the power to overcome the votes," Tikal voice-over as she
confidently grabs her torch, her idol bulging in her pocket. "But the chao
abuse enabler should be going either way."
"Knuckles whispered a name in my ear as he was giving it to me from behind,"
Rouge glowing from the sex. "This puts me in a tough position."
Sonic walking to tribal with Luigi in tow, "They'll have to go double-time to
keep up with me."
                                Tribal Council
                                    Night 7
===============================================================================
The newly large titty tribe of Nights files into the gold room of Casinopolis,
Randy standing there all gay. "Welcome back Nights, let's get this started.
Noki, Knuckles, Amy, what compelled you to jump to the Nights tribe?"
Amy Rose quickly piping up, "Well the Mushroom tribe was dead to me after they
voted out Cream," Noki clucks angrily in response.
"I refuse to be patronized by a deceiving sandwich," Noki frowns, Knuckles just
shakes his head.
Randy ignores Noki, "Birdo, how do you feel about the newcomers?"
"Well, I choose my own family, so in my eyes, the more, the merrier," Birdo
blinks slowly and luxuriously.
"Luigi, how was the move to your new camp?"
"It was… terrible," Luigi looking like he'd just seen a ghost. Randy doesn't
bother to pry.
"Rouge, what's your criteria for the vote? Worried about voting out a strong
guy last night?"
Rouge still sweaty with afterglow, makes direct eye contact with Luigi.
"Everything can change on a dime, so you need to be careful, boy, girl, or
otherwise," Rouge says slowly and deliberately. Luigi looks puzzled.
"What about you, Sonic?" gong noise in the background as Randy points at the
blue hedgehog.
"I'm tired of waiting, let's get it over with," Sonic quips.
Randy nods in agreement, clearly on the edge of his seat. "Then I guess it's
time to vote. Blue Noki, you're up."
She struggles opening the pen, her vote is obscured, "Sir, you're going to have
to slow down."
Knuckles trots his way up to vote, he kisses his big fingers and points them up
to the sky as he writes a name.
Amy Rose's eyes wide open as she writes a vote, it's not shown. "I'm sorry,
you're a beautiful strong woman," ominous camera shots of Tikal and Birdo.
Sweet shot of Rouge's ass bruised from Knuckles's handiwork as she holds up a
vote, "I hope I was clear enough."
Luigi stumbles up to vote, he makes a dismayed face as he holds up [Blue Noki]
"I have no idea what that meant."
Birdo and her thicc thighs stomp up to vote, [Sonic] "Honey, you are a monster.
get help."
Sonic speeds his way up to vote, "You're too slow!" He says as he quickly
squiggles a name on the parchment.
Panflute music rises to a whine as Tikal strides up to vote, "Begone!"
"I'll go tally the votes," Randy goes to fetch the urn.
Shots are shown of Sonic, Tikal, and Amy Rose's wet mouth.
"If anyone has a Hidden Immunity Idol and you want to play it, now would be the
time to do so," native woman wailing in the background as Luigi is shown
looking pale, followed by Tikal staring at Randy with a serene smile.
"Okay, once the votes are read, the decision is final. First vote…" [Sonic]
"Hmmph," Sonic grunts in his seat.
"Next vote…" [Blue Noki]
Blue Noki looks around with a disgusted expression.
"Third vote…" Randy opens the vote slowly, [Birdo]. Birdo is heard squawking in
surprise. "That's one vote each for Sonic, Blue Noki, and Birdo."
"Next vote…" [Birdo], Birdo shooting a glare at Sonic.
Randy reveals the next vote, [Sonic]. "We're tied, two votes Birdo, two votes
Sonic, one vote Blue Noki." Shot of Tikal relaxing in her seat as Blue Noki
grabs Birdo's paw behind her.
"Next vote…" [Birdo] "That's three votes Birdo, two votes Sonic, one vote Blue
Noki."
The next vote comes up quickly, [Sonic] "We're tied again, three votes Birdo,
three votes sonic, one vote Blue Noki, one vote left."
Music intensifies as the camera closes in on Birdo and Sonic.
"Ninth person voted out of Survivor: Mystic Ruins... " [Birdo] "That's four,
and tonight, that's enough, please bring me your torch."
Birdo holding back tears in anger as she drags her torch over.
"Birdo… the tribe has spoken," Randy snuffs her torch. "Time for you to go."
The trans lady walks out without looking back.
"The Nights tribe has fallen to invaders," Randy smirking. "Let's see how these
changes in management play out. Get back to camp, guhnight."
Birdo sniffling in the elimination phone booth, "I can't help but feel like I
was alienated for who I was, without even knowing it. I hope I represented the
trans dinosaur community well."
                            NEXT TIME ON… SURVIVOR
                    The balance of power… has been shaken.
Amy washing her face in the ocean looking fresh and reborn, "It's my turn now!"
 Toadette voice-over as she leans against the shelter, taking appointments to
       talk game with her. "My vote is a vital resource on this tribe."
 Tails walking through the jungle when suddenly a bag is thrown over his head,
                             "Ahh! Someone help!"
 Sonic dragging Luigi on a makeshift leash, "This is my strategy," Luigi says
                 while getting banged on some dead ass leaves.
***** I Didn't Even See Her Coming *****
Randy with his wife, Sharon, out for a picnic in a flowery clearing.
"Previously on… SURVIVOR!"
Rolling drum sounds as the Mushroom tribe is shown walking away from their mat
one by one. "Three tribes became two after the Mushroom tribe shut it down,
shut it down." Noki gleefully dropping her buff last.
"The new Ring Tribe, now including Toadette and Tails, won a delicious reward
where the newcomers tried to blend in," Toadette and Tails shown joining in on
Bowser and D.K.'s shit talk of Daisy, "and Eggman found a clue to something
even sweeter," Eggman with the clue in his moustache.
"Meanwhile on Nights, Sonic was so lonely after his friend Tails' mutiny that
he found a new friend," shot of Sonic banging Luigi, "while Knuckles and Rouge
set out to find the hidden immunity idol, only to find each other as Tikal ran
away with the prize," shot of Tikal finding the idol next to Knuckles and
Rouge's lovemaking.
"At tribal council, Birdo's trust in her old Nights alliance proved unfounded,
as she was voted out for being too trans," Birdo shown getting her torch
snuffed.
Sharon pops a champagne bottle all like "oh!"
Randy laughs. "Fifteen are left, who will be voted out tonight?"
                                 Nights Tribe
                                    Night 8
===============================================================================
Echoey woodwind tones are heard as the tribe re-enters camp in the dark.
As Tikal immediately dips to her shrine, pissed about being left out of the
vote, the new majority convened around the dying fire.
" So it was a close vote at tribal last night," Knuckles narrating as he
gathers some palm fronds. "I'm not really sure what went down, I'm definitely
more pressed on that thicc bih right now," shot of Rouge laughing in the light
of the fire.
"Now that we've trimmed the fat, we can win the next one," Sonic hyping the
tribe up as he slyly places a hand on Luigi's hip.
" Sonic is such a good leader, I'm so happy I came here to be with him," Amy
Rose stroking her cooch in the jungle.
Camera closes in on Blue Noki trying to sleep in the shelter.
Noki wrapping herself in a blanket, looking like a stank little circle. "I was
wrong to have come to this place. Now my blood is gone, and I'm stuck here with
that smirking harlot," intense sound effect as a shot of Amy hugging Sonic
forcibly is shown.
Time lapse of clouds passing in the night sky.
Luigi and Rouge have a clandestine meeting in the woods, Luigi looking very
deer in headlights in the night-vision cam.
"Why'd you vote for Blue Noki?" Rouge cuts to the point.
"I thought you were telling me to! When you said boys, girls, or the other
option, like, Noki is another species!" Luigi flailing his arms about
exasperatedly.
Rouge shakes her head.
" I may come to regret aligning with this Luigi guy," Rouge sighing defeatedly
as she flies through the sky.
                                  Ring Tribe
                                     Day 8
===============================================================================
Shot of a brood of hatchling Paratroopas following their mother hen Paratroopa
into a big green tube.
Sunny music plays as Tails stretches out his healing butthole. "Good morning
Ring tribe!"
" So I mutinied to this tribe and won the challenge for us yesterday, and won
us pizza!" Tails finally washing the rape off of himself. "It feels great to
finally be accepted."
Peach moaning and clutching her stomach as she awakens, "I think I ate too much
pizza." Daisy awakens next to her nodding in grim agreement, infecting the camp
with hideous gas she has as a result of her vegan cheese.
D.K. scrunching up his monkey mouth in irritation, "She had like three slices,"
he holds up two fingers.
Toadette rises last of the tribe, looking green in the face. She immediately
vomits to the side of the shelter.
" I mean, the other girls were complaining that they had stomach cramps from
eating too much pizza," Toadette looking clearly bloated. "But I don't know,
this feels different, and now is no time for me to be feeling off my game."
Music speeds up tempo as a shot of Peach, Daisy, and Maria walking down the
beach in a line is shown.
" Assuming Maria and her daddy can be trusted," Peach tying her hair up as she
eats a papaya. "Our alliance only needs one more for control. And that one more
should be Toadette, but I need to do some work on her. The working class is
fickle."
An opposing shot of Bowser and D.K. knocking down trees using Bowser's fire
breath, the Doctor appears to help bring the logs back to camp.
" The Doctor looks like a lost cause," Bowser growling in frustration. "His
daughter controls him, and the princesses have her in their clutches. We're
gonna have to employ new strategies to better our chances…" camera lingers
ominously on a shot of Tails walking into the jungle alone before cutting back
to Toadette.
A close-up of a Blooper shooting ink everywhere underwater.
D.K. shown approaching the shelter sheepishly, where Toadette is talking to
Daisy. "Hey, uh, T, can I holla at you for a second?"
Before Toadette can respond, Daisy vicious, "I'm talking to Toadette right
now."
" Some crazy broads," D.K. loosening his tie frustratedly. "How I'm supposed to
get Toadette's vote when she's now property of Daisy?"
Toadette voice-over as she leans against the shelter, taking appointments to
talk game with her. "My vote is a vital resource on this tribe."
Scene transitions to Tails walking through the jungle when suddenly a bag is
thrown over his head, "Ahh! Someone help!" he screams in horror as he is thrown
over a spiky shoulder and taken away blindly.
When Tails' vision is finally restored, he's tied up in a cave, he quivers when
he sees the big, imposing figures of Bowser and D.K. on either side of him.
"What's going on?" Tails asks in a terrified whimper.
"IDK, what's up with you?" Bowser leans down to level with the boy as he
brandishes his lizard cock.
Tails opens his mouth to speak, his words are quickly muffled by Bowser's
member. D.K. hollering with his monkey laugh as he positions himself behind
Tails, adjusting his red tie just so to reveal his giant ape dick.
" Those guys aren't nice," Tails ominously coughing up phlegm.
Sudden shift in music as the Doctor is shown walking off from camp by himself.
" I found this scroll yesterday, and this has been my first chance to get away
from those peasants," the Doctor sitting down on a stump and reading the clue.
"'The protection you covet is in another delicious treat, look for it at the
next Reward challenge your tribe wins," the Doctor looks concerned, "we have to
win this challenge."
                              Immunity Challenge
                                     Day 8
===============================================================================
"Come on in guys!" Randy calls as the eight strong members of the Ring tribe
enter to their mat. "Take your first look at the new Nights tribe, Birdo voted
out last night," nobody really seems surprised at this result.
"Let's get to today's challenge, each tribe will need four divers, one untier
and two puzzle makers. One by one, the divers will have to dive into this deep
water along this pole to retrieve puzzle pieces tied to it at successively
lower depths," shot of a challenge intern's black arm retrieving a bag of
puzzle pieces from 20 ft deep.
"Once all four bags are recovered, the untier will have to untie all of the
bags, freeing the puzzle pieces for the two puzzle makers to complete a
puzzle," Randy finishes explaining as a shot is shown of the puzzle being
completed. "First tribe to complete the puzzle wins Immunity and a trip to the
local racetrack, Route 101 where you will test drive some brand spankin' new
2017 Toyota Camrys!" Peach is shown looking excited as this reward appeals to
her bougie sensibilities.
"Ring tribe, you have one extra player meaning someone has to sit out, who will
it be?" Randy asks.
Cymbal noise as Maria raises her hand.
Camera zooms upward to show the sweltering sun high in the sky before showing
the castaways at their positions.
"Okay, we got Daisy untying the knots for Rings, Tails and Eggman on the
puzzle," Randy explains as Eggman is shown stretching his long skinny legs next
to an uncomfortable-looking Tails. "Luigi untying for Nights, Blue Noki and
Rouge on the puzzle," camera lingers on Luigi looking useless standing on the
beach before showing Bowser and Tikal at the starting line getting ready to
dive.
"Survivors ready… go!"
Tikal gets in the water just before big Bowser, who belly flops in making a big
splash. His massive weight causes him to sink fast enough to catch up to Tikal,
a camera underwater shows them both untying a knot at 5 ft underwater.
Close-up on Tikal untying her knot handily. A wild cheep cheep clamps onto
Bowser's big dické.
"Tikal is back for Nights! Go, Knuckles!"
Bowser is seen torching the cheep cheep on his groin as he emerges from the
water panting, Knuckles zooms past him in the other direction. Bowser finally
returns, Randy throws up an arm gayly "go Toadette!"
Toadette's braids are tied back into a messy bun that wobbles as she jumps into
the water, she struggles to get down to 10 ft deep.
Knuckles blows her a goochie smoochie from his knot as he finishes it and
surfaces with his bag of puzzle pieces, he glides back to the mat. "Go Amy!"
Wide shot shows Amy dashing toward the water confidently before focusing on a
faraway Toadette, her hair all messed up as she comes to the surface with her
bag of puzzle pieces in her mouth.
Amy jumps all like "Waa!" twirling her hammer and dives into the water, the
camera settles on the spot she dove into for a tense moment before she
resurfaces to breathe.
" Fifteen feet was a lot deeper than I thought," Amy with a towel around her
looking post-rape. "But I had to lead my tribe to victory."
Amy looking frustrated as she dips her head back under before camera cuts to
Toadette dropping her puzzle pieces on the mat, "GO Peach!"
Peach giggles as she hops in the water in her pink gold bikini, meanwhile Amy
is shown coming to the surface again.
"I need help!" Amy screams. "Sonic!"
"Amy!" Sonic screams at her in frustration. "Get the fucking bag!" Luigi side-
eyes Sonic nervously from the knot station.
"Sonic is ITCHING to get in this challenge," Randy narrating before the camera
cuts to a close-up of Peach's ass as she swirls up to the surface with her bag.
"Peach is coming back for Ring with their third bag."
Sudden cut to Amy underwater striking her knot with her hammer, she finally
breaks the bag of puzzle pieces free and desperately paddles upward.
Randy starts yelling, "AND AMY IS COMING BACK for Nights! She's trying to make
up her lost time! But Peach is back first GO D.K. RUN!"
D.K.'s glistening muscular back is shown diving into the water similar to
Russell Swan in the Philippines intro.
Amy flops onto her mat gasping for breath, Sonic zips straight into the water
ignoring her.
Dramatic string music playing as D.K. is shown using his big monkey arms to
climb down his team's pole underwater. Sonic trying to run against the pole but
slowing down as he gets closer to the 20 ft marker.
Tense pause in the music as the surface of both poles are shown, after a few
seconds Sonic emerges first with sonic speed eliciting cheers from the Nights
tribe. "And Sonic is back with Nights' last bag! GO Luigi get to untying the
knots!"
Luigi shown sweating as he starts yanking at a very tight knot in the
foreground as D.K. explodes out of the water in the background.
"Rings is still in this! D.K. is coming with the last bag!" Randy announces as
D.K. hits the mat, "GO Daisy!"
Camera closes-up on Daisy's shaking hands franticly loosening her first knot.
Daisy looking pale and clammy, "I ran out of my meds, and the shakes finally
hit me today. Stupid body."
Daisy's fingers flying as she finally unties her first bag and gets started on
her second, camera cuts to Luigi having made very little progress on his knot,
red in the face.
"Luigi STRUGGLING ON THOSE KNOTS!" Randy yells calling attention to Luigi's
shame, he swears under his breath and takes off his gloves to everyone's shock.
This proves useful as his spidery Luigi guy fingers easily dismantle his first
knot, as the camera cuts to Daisy finishing her second knot but looking hella
flustered in her orange shorts.
Luigi making QUICK work of his second knot, falling into a groove. "Luigi is
catching up to Daisy now!" Randy getting excited, this update frazzles Daisy
even more as the camera shows a close-up of her sweaty ass hands slipping on
the knots.
Luigi getting impatient as a heavy drum beat indicates his finishing the second
knot, he burns through his third knot with a green fireball and grabs for his
forth as the music crescendos, Daisy is looking over at him in panic as she
slaps one hand with another, annoyed with her symptoms of withdrawal.
"LUIGI HAS UNTIED ALL OF HIS KNOTS! Blue Noki and Rouge can go on the puzzle!"
Randy calls out as Tails is shown looking hopeless near his puzzle.
Bird's eye shot of Rouge and Blue Noki working on their tabletop puzzle shows
hella cleavage on Rouge. They quickly spill all of their pieces onto the table
before Blue Noki hurriedly starts putting them in place, frowning in
concentration.
"Blue Noki working very quickly on the puzzle! Daisy's gotta step it up for her
tribe to be in this!" Shot of Daisy's mouth being blurred as she yanks the shit
out of one of her knots.
Meanwhile Rouge tries to place a piece on the puzzle, Blue Noki slaps her hand
away. "Hush. This I know."
" I get that Blue Noki would rather cuddle up with a puzzle on a Saturday night
but for really? There's two of us on this puzzle for a reason!" Rouge crossing
her arms.
Daisy growling as she finally unties her last knot, turns to Tails and Eggman
and screams "GO!" Randy makes a wry face at the camera all like 'guess I don't
need to say anything'
Blue Noki places her last few pieces onto the puzzle, it's clearly Birdie from
Sonic Adventure 1. Eggman peers over, his tall legs working to his advantage,
and he and Tails quickly start placing pieces.
Blue Noki throws her hands up and starts jumping up and down in excitement,
"Blue Noki thinks she has it!" whistle sound effect as Randy walks over to
check their puzzle, birds-eye view reveals that Birdie's jewel necklace is for
some reason floating in the sky above him.
"And they do not! This opens the door for Ring!" Randy whips his head back
toward Ring as Blue Noki bangs her fist on the table.
" I thought it was cloud," Blue Noki shrugs as a gentle wind rolls through the
trees in the background.
"Hoy!" Eggman shouts as Tails begins to fly over the puzzle quickly placing
pieces in with his trembling hands.
" The Doctor and I had some great synergy in the challenge today, I really hope
this doesn't mean he's going to violate me," Tails unable to trust anyone in
his life due to trauma.
"We've done it!" Eggman shouts and Randy dashes over.
"Rings thinks they have it… AND THEY DO! RING WINS IMMUNITY AND THE CAMRY TEST
DRIVE!" Randy throws some fingers up as Maria leaps up from the sit-out bench
in elation. The Doctor throws his arms around Tails before Daisy defensively
comes up all excited.
Both tribes shown on their mats, "Close challenge today, that was anyone's
game," Randy says in exhaustion as Blue Noki is shown nodding. "Ring, you're
off to Route 101 now for your test drive, and Nights, I'll see you tonight at
Tribal Council where one more of you will be going home," camera shows Sonic
looking pissed as Amy looks at him thirstily from behind.
" It was tough to watch this one from the sidelines, I was DYING on that
bench," Maria smiling at the camera by some tall grass that is brown from the
baking sunlight.
" Once again some weak links lost the challenge for us, now that I have control
of this tribe it's over for them," Sonic explaining viciously as Blue Noki and
Rouge are shown walking away from the challenge.
                           Rings Tribe - Reward Trip
                                     Day 8
===============================================================================
Celebratory music plays as a helicopter shot shows the raised highway platform
of Route 101. Bowser's green shell is visible as the rest of the tribe look
like ants.
Some natives of the area pop out to meet the castaways, they motion to a parked
line of 2017 Toyota Camrys. Toadette shown laughing in glee as the tribe
cheers.
Tails reads a note handed to him by one of the natives, "Please enjoy test
driving these brand new 2017 Toyota Camrys, in half an hour we'll have a road
race for a sweet bonus reward!" The tribe whooping in response.
" This car has everything I could possibly need!" Daisy digging her bony ass
into the heated driver's seat.
" My people usually can't afford nice things like this, I never thought I'd
have this opportunity," the wind whipping through Toadette's braids as she
drives recklessly down the highway. "Thanks Survivor!"
A Lakitu arrives and holds out his flag to start the road race.
Eggman brandishing his idol clue, the screen panel displaying an image of the
car is visible in the background of the shot. "I have to win this race, that
bonus reward sounds like my ticket to ultimate power."
The race starts, and Eggman and Tails immediately pull ahead of the princesses
to take the lead.
"Get out of my way, you pesky fox!" Eggman barks at Tails, Tails is triggered
due to his earlier rape and is distracted, allowing the Doctor to pass him.
But the Doctor didn't even realize D.K. zooming ahead of him, making the ape
scream he does when he passes you in Mario Kart.
D.K. crosses the finish line moments before the Doctor, he pops out of his
Camry throwing his hands up victoriously as the Lakitu pulls a sheet off a
table to reveal a big chocolate cake.
" I always knew I was a Camry man," D.K. looking fly laying down with his head
rested on a hand.
" To be foiled by that jigaboo was humiliating," the Doctor hanging his head.
"But nothing could have prepared me for what happened next."
Re-edited shots of a flock of Paratroopas flying away in the distance are shown
with the audio of a car crashing into another, Toadette is heard screaming
"wooah!"
Camera is shaky and off-center as it approaches the two-car wreckage, Toadette
is crawling out of her overturned car unharmed.
Toadette with a blanket around her, in the fetal position. "I didn't even see
her coming."
"What's happened?" the Doctor pushes his way through the other castaways to see
what happened. "Who's in there?"
Nurse Gollum arrives on the scene to pull Maria's unconscious body out of her
2017 Toyota Camry using the jaws of life.
"MARIA!" Eggman falls down to his knees, wailing in incestual passion.
                                 Nights Tribe
                                     Day 8
===============================================================================
"Well I'd be saying good job, but…" Sonic being passive-aggressive to the
returning Nights tribe as he pierces the ground with the tribe flag, he bluntly
drags Luigi to the jungle again for a quickie.
" Losing another challenge was really demoralizing," Rouge and her tits lounge
in the low tide, "Tonight's decision will be a tricky one, but thankfully I
have Luigi on my side, and I trust Sonic, Knuckles, and Amy," voice-over as the
three tribe mates in question are shown building the fire.
" Last tribal put me in the majority, but I had to make my move and fast," Amy
washing her face in the ocean looking fresh and reborn, "It's my turn now!"
Low music plays as a shot is shown of a flock of birds flying from one tree to
another, before cutting to Amy Rose, Blue Noki and Knuckles walking through the
jungle to the well.
"We need to be Mushroom strong on this," camera closing in on Noki's stank face
as Amy proselytized to her and Knuckles.
A quick cut to Knuckles and Blue Noki washing their buffs in the nearby sea,
"Mushroom strong my ass!" Noki huffs while Knuckles just awkwardly smirks.
" She is a charlatan," Blue Noki spitting in distaste as she sits on a rock.
"But without the trans dinosaur here anymore, I have only few options. It's a
stretchy place to be in, I must take care," switch to voice-over as Blue Noki
is shown talking to Sonic by the fire.
Sonic burning some rice, "This food takes too slow!" Rouge and Tikal are shown
airing out their gooches in their shelter. Amy Rose saunters over plopping her
ass next to them.
"What's up girlies?" Amy trying to relate to her old tribe mates as she ogled
Sonic as he burned most of their food supply.
Tikal in a hushed tone, "I've been praying to Nights on who to vote." Rouge
rolls her eyes as she brushes some sweat off her booby.
Taking advantage of the dumb Amy Rose whispers, "Let's write down Luigi."
Rouge takes offense, "Look if we're trying to do pussy power, let's just wreck
the team and vote out…" Her voice trails while glancing at Sonic eagerly
chomping on his rice.
" In the game of Survivor sometimes compromise is what you need to make it to
the next day," Amy Rose squatting on the beach as one of the Chaos eats a
peacock and grows feathers.
Luigi and Rouge seen walking down the beach a distance from camp, a shot shows
that Sonic, Knuckles, and Amy are assembled eating the burnt rice in view of
the secret alliance.
Knuckles doing vocal exercises by a big boulder in the jungle, "Sonic, Amy,
Rouge and I came together after I mutinied here, but a brotha always has to
watch his back," a line of ants is shown crawling into a hole. "I wanna make
sure Rouge and I got plenty more time."
"So we go with them?" Luigi asks her, unsurely. "I don't want to mess up this
time."
Rouge shakes her head, biting her lip. "I'll bet Rose is telling them to vote
you right now, champ."
Luigi bristles at this statement. "Whattawe gonna do?"
" After eating my rice, I had to nut again and FAST." Sonic jumping up and
getting ready to run.
Luigi is shown drawing circles in the sand with his gloved finger as Sonic
speeds up to him. Sonic retorts, "I made this for you slave," He brandishes a
poorly tied together leash made out of leaves.
"Oh and slave? Amy wants to vote you out." Sonic spits on Luigi's startled
face.
Sonic dragging Luigi on a makeshift leash, "This is my strategy," Luigi says
while getting banged on some dead ass leaves.
Shot of Amy Rose laying in the hammock as Rouge and Tikal canoodle in the sand
a couple dozen feet away, Amy giggles to herself as they talk in low voices.
" I can see my plan spreading as the afternoon goes on," voice-over of Amy as
the tribe is shown gathering their torches, "People may think Sonic is running
this tribe, but they'll see this watching it back!"
                         Tribal Council - Nights Tribe
                                    Night 8
===============================================================================
The seven remaining Nights member shuffle into the Casinopolis, an old fat
Pinata had just won the jackpot in the main casino room. It mixes with the
ethnic grunts as the tribe pops a squat in front of Randy.
"So Noki, it looks like you really blew the challenge right at the end, do you
think you're in danger?" Randy asks, thinking she done for.
Noki shakes her onion head, "I think there are bigger targets to take out. I am
loyal." She clucks.
"Let me ask this, raise your hand if you feel like you're in danger tonight."
Randy places a hand on his chin.
Only Tikal and Luigi raise their hands. "Tikal, why do you think it could be
you tonight?"
"The evil sun god must have gotten to some people last time, if they can vote
out Birdo, they can also vote out me." Nights appears from the bathroom winking
at Tikal.
"Luigi, same question."
Luigi looks over at Sonic, who is sitting next to him, "You can speak slave,"
Sonic slaps a hesitant Luigi.
"Amy has been telling people to vote me."
Rouge gasps as Amy is all like, "Well, nobody gets between me and my man!"
"I was left out of the last vote Randy, I have to do everything I can," Luigi
looking desperate as Knuckles whips his dreads to look at him quizzically.
"Do you know who wasn't left out of the last vote? It was close there," Randy
digging for information.
Luigi looks for validation from a stone-cold Sonic, he starts sweating. "Uh… it
could have been any of us."
Blue Noki looking frustrated, "Let's not beat around bush. We all know where
the power is on this tribe," she makes a possibly obscene hand gesture at Sonic
and Amy Rose connoting their allegiance. Sonic scowling back at her awkwardly.
"So Sonic, are you and Amy in charge of this tribe like Noki seems to think?"
Randy probes as camera shows a shot of Luigi on his leash.
"Look, I have a vote and she has a vote, but there's five other votes here, how
much power is that?" Sonic defensively.
"I guess we're about to see, it's time to vote. Knuckles, you're up,"
As Knuckles walks up the soundtrack plays a screaming ethnic man. "You played
yourself, too much flip flopping," he writes down a name.
Rouge looking very concerned as her tits bounce over to vote, "I hope this
isn't a mistake."
Bells dramatically play as Amy strides up to the urn and writes [LUIGI] in big
letters. "However you knew about this, that was a sad display."
Tikal whispering to Nights as she makes her final decision, writing down
[Sonic] "If this is the last vote I cast, I'm glad it's for you." Shot of Sonic
tapping his foot is shown.
Noki devilishly smiling, "Goodbye devious hot bagel." [Amy]
Sonic stands up anxiously, eager for another head. He writes a name, re-capping
the pen viciously to a percussive beat in the soundtrack. "You're not gonna see
this one coming. I wish I was more sorry."
Luigi avoiding Amy Rose's glare as he scurries over to vote, his vote remains
hidden as the camera shows his ass.
"I'll go tally the votes," Randy collects the urn. When he gets back, "If
anyone has a Hidden Immunity Idol and you want to play it, now would be the
time to do so.
Camera closes in on Knuckles, and Tikal as the music swells, and as the moment
is about to pass, Luigi turns to look at Sonic looking constipated. "Sir?" he
begs.
Sonic raises an eyebrow and frees Luigi from the leash, the plumber reaches
into his pocket and pulls out his idol, much to everyone's shock. Tikal throws
her face into her hands.
"I'd like to play this idol on myself," Luigi rubs the back of his neck as he
hands Randy the idol.
Randy looks at the cast deadass, "This is a hidden immunity idol, any votes
cast for Luigi will not count. I'll read the votes," cut to Luigi looking very
red in the face again as he clips himself back onto Sonic's leash.
"First vote…" [LUIGI] "Does not count." Luigi looking very vindicated as Tikal
and Blue Noki look nervous, before the camera lingers on Sonic.
"Next vote…" [Sonic] "That's one vote Sonic," Sonic looks around at the tribe
as Luigi's moment deflates.
Randy slowly reveals the next vote… [Amy] "That's one vote Sonic, one vote
Amy." Amy making a disingenuous pout.
"Next vote…" [Amy Rose] "That's two votes Amy, one vote Sonic," Knuckles is
shown holding a straight face as Rouge looks as far away from Luigi as
possible, annoyed.
Randy flips the next vote, [Amy R.] "That's three votes Amy, one vote Sonic,"
Amy suddenly looking very pressed as she looks directly at Sonic, who looks
ahead of himself coolly.
Randy looks at the next vote. "Tenth person voted out of Survivor: Mystic
Ruins…" [Ami] "That's four votes, and that's enough. Bring me your torch,"
Amy's mouth drops open, it takes a moment for her to accept her fate and stand
up. Tikal is shown looking unfazed as Amy shoots a death glance over her
shoulder, bringing her torch over to Randy.
"Amy Rose... the tribe has spoken," he snuffs Amy's torch with gusto. "Time for
you to go."
Amy walks away quickly without looking back. The tribe is mostly unsurprised,
the moment falls like a wet fart.
"Well, you may have unified now, but all I can say is that your biggest
challenge lies ahead…" Randy warns ominously as Blue Noki smiles knowingly.
"Get back to camp, goodnight."
" Gee, I'm bored. Every day is the same old thing. Same place, different day. I
miss the good old days, hanging out with my hero, Sonic, ah... Chasing bad
guys, and blowing them away, ha ha! But now he's gone, and there's nothing left
to do but shop 'til I drop. There was always something good to do when Sonic
was around. I really miss him." Amy like ten minutes later on the train back to
Station Square.
                                  Ring Tribe
                                    Night 8
===============================================================================
Low, melancholy flute music plays as the Ring tribe, except Maria, huddles
under the shelter as the sun sets.
" After the reward, Maria didn't come back with us!" Daisy wiping tears out of
her eyes.
Eggman screaming at production, "What happened to Maria!? Tell me damn it!"
Toadette holding her tummy, "I don't feel good."
" That toad girl was really shaken up after the accident." Bowser smokes a
cigar he stole from the production tent.
Peach looking off into the ocean sees Randy coming in on a boat, "Hey look it's
Randy!"
"IS MARIA WITH HIM!?" Eggman shouts spooking Tails into post traumatic shock.
Randy lands on the beach as the music begins to play a sad violin, "I am here
to tell you that Maria Robotnik died at the hospital," camera shows Toadette
yelping as Peach puts a hand to her mouth in shock, "she can no longer
participate in this game. Sleep tight Rings."
Eggman screams, "No!" fading out as camera cuts to a stunning helicopter shot
of the pyramid in the jungle, with 'In memoriam' displayed on the screen next
to a grayed-out photo of Maria.
                            NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR…
        In a game where anything is possible, the unexpected HAPPENED.
            The Ring tribe is shown dressed in black, in mourning.
      " Death surrounds him," Daisy pointing at Eggman over her shoulder
                                 judgmentally.
  Knuckles looking very disturbed as an artist, "I couldn't believe my urrs."
     But in the face of DEATH, can the castaways handle ONE… MORE… TWIST?
        " Are we swapping AGAIN?" Tails yelling at Randy exasperatedly.
" Things are REALLY gonna heat up now," Bowser salivating as a shot of Peach's
                              thigh gap is shown.
***** Out of the Blue *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
Randy looking swamped at a desk with a bunch of legal documents, "PREVIOUSLY
ON… SURVIVOR."
Sonic shown burning the rice. "At Nights, Sonic took control due to his ties
with Amy and the new power couple of Knuckles and Rouge, but despite the
alliance seeming rigid," Noki shown wrapped up stankly in her blanket, "Cracks
were already starting to form," Rouge and Luigi shown strategizing on the
beach.
Tails shown getting gangraped by Bowser and D.K., "With bonds severing and
forming everywhere, Toadette became a commodity on Ring," Daisy shown shooting
D.K. down from talking to Toadette, "Until they won Immunity, and Toadette got
into an AIDS-related car accident and was charged with vehicular manslaughter
with Maria while D.K. won a big chocolatey reward," D.K. shown with his
chocolate cake as Maria's car smokes in the background.
"At Tribal Council, Luigi felt the heat, leading him to play his hidden
immunity idol," Luigi shown running over to Randy with his idol, "But it was
WASTED, as with the exception of Tikal, the tribe unanimously turned against
Amy Rose," a shot of Amy crying on her way out as Tikal looks hella confused.
"And after the vote, the Ring tribe received word from production that Maria
did not survive her injuries, leaving the Rings tribe with seven," Eggman is
shown wailing in incestual passion.
Randy insisting to a lawyer over the phone that Maria signed away her life to
play, "Thirteen remain! Who's going home tonight?"
                                 Nights Tribe
                                    Night 8
===============================================================================
A big wave crashing in the dark, a dead Cheep Cheep is shown washing up on the
shore.
Cut to Sonic once again leading the tribe back to camp, he whips the flag into
the ground with satisfaction.
" I don't even feel like Rose was a sacrifice, she had so much blood on those
gloves that having her around hurt my game," Sonic laying back in some
sunglasses as Luigi is seen doing laundry in the background. "This is still my
island."
" Well tonight was a bust," Tikal walking back with the rest of the tribe in
the night vision lens. "I guess Nights led me astray. Please understand that I
am trying my best!" Nights is shown androgynously flying in the background
shrugging xer shoulders.
Noki crawling into the shelter with contentment, "Thank you comrades. She
deserve to go much earlier." Tikal is shown sitting awkwardly over to the side.
" I am overjoyed!" Noki shown clapping and dancing as the ocean shimmers
against her wrinkly skin. "Amy Rose bye bye!" She winks at the camera like a
slut.
"Get the grub going slave," Sonic whips Luigi with his long hedgehog dick.
"Yes sir!" Luigi hurriedly gathers some rations to put on the flaccid fire.
Rouge stands nearby with her arms crossed sheltering her tits from the
discomfort of the camp.
" Well, the plan went smoothly, Amy is gone. I have wanted to write her name
down ever since she didn't let me eat a chao." Rouge shown ravenously staring
at Tikal changing one of the chaos leaf diapers. "I just hope that wasn't a
fuck-up."
                                  Ring Tribe
                                     Day 9
===============================================================================
Solemn pan flute is heard along a time-lapse of the sun rising, Eggman is shown
sitting on a log watching the sunrise alone.
" There's nothing worse than a Robotnik alone in this world," Eggman looking
devastated and tired. "I came into this game knowing that if I lost, I'd still
have her. But now, there's nothing to go back to…" he cracks into tears,
"Losing is no longer an option."
Toadette is walking alone to treemail, she looks mortified.
" This is all my fault… I was ready to cut anyone's throat for that mili, but
now I like KILLED someone," Toadette yanking at her braids anxiously. "You
never know what you're capable of."
Toadette returns with Treemail consisting of some dark funeral attire along
with an 'Our condolences' card bought from a Walgreens.
Peach putting on some earrings looking hella goth in her funeral attire, "So
Maria died last night, which is obviously really sad but it SUCKS for my game.
Without her, the Doctor is a loose cannon," laid over a shot of Eggman sobbing
into a tree a short distance from camp, "and I'm not ready to put all of our
eggs in Toadette's basket, I think Daisy might be pushing her too hard," Daisy
is shown crying into a veiled Toadette's shoulder. "I might need a miracle."
Tails rolls out of bed with big bags under his eyes, coughing deeply. "Guys, I
think I caught a cold."
"We can't have someone else die." Bowser insensitively takes a chug of his
canteen.
Grabbing a titty, Peach shouts, "Call an ambulance!"
"Death surrounds him," Daisy pointing at Eggman over her shoulder judgmentally,
Toadette nods hesitantly.
" Game changes on a dime," Daisy jogging down the beach wearing an orange
sweatband. "I don't have time to lose sleep over it. My sister, Toadette, and I
will have to pull the gay little fox over to our side now," ominous cymbal
noise as Tails is shown putting on a tuxedo.
" I'm not going to lie, Maria's bomb ass pussy will be missed." D.K. wipes a
tear away with his red tie. "I am one step closer to the money tho." The
soundtrack plays a dumb cymbal sound effect.
                              Immunity Challenge
                                     Day 9
===============================================================================
Randy is on top of a snowy mountaintop in Ice Cap, wearing a smug expression as
both tribes enter from different sides, "This might be a shocker. Ring, get
your first look at Nights - Amy Rose voted out. And Nights, get your first look
at Ring - Maria died."
Shot of Rouge gasping with emotion and shedding a tear into her cleavage.
"Some big reactions over on Nights, how does it feel to know this game has
claimed a life?" Randy puts his hands together.
Tikal speaks up, "Only death can bring life," shot of Blue Noki nodding in
agreement while weeping.
Music suddenly changes pace, "Okay, and on that note, I have another twist for
you guys," Randy says shiestily, shot of Peach and Daisy looking at each other
nervously.
"Are we swapping AGAIN?" Tails yelling at Randy exasperatedly.
Ethnic faux-drumroll as Randy milks the suspenseful moment… "Everyone drop your
buffs. You are now one tribe."
Huge cheers from both tribes, they join to greet each other between the mats.
Celebratory music as Daisy chucks her buff into the air and whoops somewhat is
shown embracing Blue Noki, Luigi giving D.K. a congenial high-five.
"Your new tribe color is CYAN," Randy throws some new buffs at them.
Blue Noki happily catches her new cyan buff, "It matches my skin." She purses
her lips.
" Nights may have closed a door, but xe opened a window," Tikal looking
revitalized with her cyan buff tied around her tits. "Xer power works in
strange ways. Now two worlds have collided, and anything's possible."
D.K. clapping his hands together, his buff prominent around his neck. "Merge
time baby! It's about time, Big B and I had a lil too much heat on us on that
tribe."
"Time to get to our FIRST individual immunity challenge," Randy gayly pulls a
sheet off of a big stone Mushroom idol, "This is now what you covet, but today
only, it splits in TWO," he pulls the mushroom head off to indicate that, Tails
is all like 'oo'. "So two of you will be safe at Tribal Council tonight."
"Alright, for today's challenge it's a SKI RACE. But if at any point you fall
off of your skis, you're out of the challenge. First two to make it to the
finish line or last two STANDING win Immunity."
At the top of the Mystic Mountain, a ski instructor is all like, "You have to
pizza, then french fries. If you don't you're going to have a bad time." He
points to the double black diamonds on the sign at the top which probably means
very hard.
D.K. looks mortified at this white people sport.
Daisy confidently putting on some boots, "This challenge is perfectly tailored
for me, skiing is just like horse racing. But I don't know if I want to show
that I'm a threat right away."
" What do you mean, have I heard of ski?" Noki raising an eyebrow at a racist
production question, "What would I use these for in homeland, the rocks?" She
laughs heartily.
Camera swirls to show all of the castaways dressed in ski gear, some over their
funeral attire, "Okay, survivors ready?" Randy cocks his pistol, he shoots the
ski instructor in the back. "GO!"
Luigi immediately french fries when he should have pizza'd and falls down on
his gooch first.
"One down, Luigi's out of this challenge," Randy getting in a helicopter to
commentate on this challenge.
"Psh, gotta blast!" Sonic squats and flies down the course in supersonic speed.
Daisy scowls at this and takes off after him while her sister lags behind, not
pressed enough to rush.
Comical shot of Rouge's titties flapping in the wind as she picks up speed in
the french fry position. Knuckles slides in beside her trying to get a peek at
her nip and collides with a tree.
Twisting his long bow-legged ass legs together Eggman falls off and rolls down
the hill. "I'll get you Sonic!"
Randy holds up two fingers while hanging out of the helicopter, "We're down to
ten!" he screams.
Track de-intensifies for a brief shot of Toadette, Tails, D.K., and Noki all
still near the beginning, cautiously pizza-ing. D.K. looks around and is
embarrassed to be in such company, he slides into french fries to speed up and
promptly falls.
Randy's helicopter hovers by Bowser, who's been keeping an impressively steady
pace despite his pear-shaped body, as Peach catches up to him. Bowser whistling
inappropriately, "Nice form, Princess."
She ha-chas him to make him fall. "Peach playing dirty! Bowser is now out."
Shot changes to Eggman in a nearby cavern, somehow having assembled his army of
robots, "Go and kill!" he says in grieving rage.
" Maria was a skiing prodigy, if I can't win this challenge for her I need to
get REVENGE," the Doctor rubbing his hands together.
Tails gasping triggeredly as some of the robot army reaches the group still at
the top, "Oh no! Not more of Eggman's robots!" he quickly assumes the french
fry and whips his tails around to speed down the hill while Toadette and Noki
collided with robots approaching them, falling over and losing all their rings.
"Six left in the running," Randy shouting from his helicopter although nobody
can really hear over the winter winds. "Sonic and Daisy still in the lead!"
Early 2000's guitar music playing as Sonic is shown using his homing attack to
kill several robots, however Daisy is not far behind and is picking up all of
the green chaos drives popping out of their bodies.
" The chaos have the right idea," Daisy looking high as fuck as she runs super
fast.
"Oh Nights please give me strength!" Tikal calls out as Nights is shown flying
around fingering xe's xussy. Xe lazily flies around unable to do much about the
robots, Tikal clumsily zig-zags through a path of them with her eyes closed.
Peach whips her head around, verifying that nobody is around before pulling her
goggles over her eyes and speeding up.
" I've got to make out with this like a robber," Peach winking at the
cameraman.
Cut back to Rouge, french fries-ing so aggressively a titty pops out, being
apprehended by a bunch of the green flying robots from Sonic Heroes. She gets
shot at and instinctively hops up in the air and punts one of them with ha ski,
landing on her dicke sucking knees.
"Rouge, you're out!" Randy points at her, Rouge pouts. Wild change in tempo as
the green robot Rouge kicked flies through the air and strikes Tikal, knocking
her off her footing. "You too Tikal."
Tails being chased by robots, he accelerates hysterically "Please don't rape
me!"
Close-up of Daisy squinting her eyes at the finish line in sight, Sonic killing
one more of the robots just a few yards ahead of her. She speeds into the chaos
drive, but doesn't realize it's actually a purple one and then she zooms off a
little hill into the sky.
"Woah!" Daisy yelps as she glides, she slowly falls into a snowbank.
Sonic quickly passes the finish line busting out into some breakdance moves
being all like, "Too easy!" As the level completion sound effect from Sonic
Adventure 2 plays.
Suddenly Tails' loud screams of rape are heard zooming down the mountain, he
teeters on one ski toward the finish line but not looking where he's going,
slows to a stop just a bit to the side.
" It really felt like I was surrounded by rapists," Tails placidly near camp
with Sonic, Bowser and D.K. all visible in the background.
Before Tails can be un-triggered Peach expertly slips through the final pass
and crosses the finish.
"Sonic and Peach win Immunity!" Randy jumps out of his helicopter dramatically,
shooting his gun upward to reveal a parachute.
Tails is all like "ooh."
Camera swirls around showing the entire new tribe on a new Cyan mat, Randy
slaps the Mushroom idol "Sonic and Peach come on up," he yanks the cap part off
and hands it to Sonic, while Peach frowns at her less-attractive stalk with the
face.
"In light of our recent loss, we've arranged a little get-together at your
merge camp at Nights beach, get back to camp."
" Time to get to work chop-chop," Rouge claps her bat hands together. "Nobody's
safe now, and even with that chick dead there's still more from Rings than from
our tribe."
" Things are REALLY gonna heat up now," Bowser salivating as a shot of Peach's
thigh gap is shown.
                                 Merged Tribe
                                     Day 9
===============================================================================
Shot of a mother Paratroopa pushing her babies from the nest.
" When we got back to camp…" Eggman begins to cry, "Maria's casket was there
surrounded by a large feast." He blows his jewish nose into his new buff.
Sonic leads the tribe in with a disconcerted expression, he looks at the
casket, then at all the new heads, and stands over by the shelter in his tuxedo
next to Luigi and Knuckles.
" I didn't even know this girl and now her corpse is just here in our house,"
Sonic looking very annoyed with the funeral, swirling his drink with his
finger. "Meanwhile some of our tribe is just welcoming them in," severe sound
effect as camera cuts to a shot of Noki giving the newcomers a tour of the
camp.
" Yeah, the dynamic at the new camp definitely started off weird, in addition
to my survivor's guilt it doesn't seem like Knuckles wants to talk to me
anymore," Toadette frowning as the camera cuts to a shot of Knuckles looking
emo with Rouge.
"Does anyone have any words?" Toadette voices anxiously, not really sure how
the subject of the dead bitch is gonna get brought up. Everyone looks
expectantly at Eggman who just sobs into his stick legs.
D.K., eager to change the subject, clears his throat and reads a note from
production, "So I won this big chocolate cake as a reward for the last
challenge, but I wanted to give it to the whole tribe in light of, like, the
funeral."
Polite claps from the tribe, Rouge hugs D.K. awkwardly.
"If you don't mind Mr. Kong, may I cut the cake?" Eggman somberly asking as he
pats D.K. on the back like a brother. D.K. nods fervently, dipping behind the
crowd waiting for cake discreetly.
" So my decision to give up the cake was definitely a social move," D.K.
rubbing his chin mysteriously. "But really, it was to distract them from
something more important."
Camera lingers on Eggman cutting the cake to dramatic music, close-up shows the
sweat dripping down his forehead.
" That fool just gave me the keys to this whole game," Eggman cackling while
sitting on a stump. "I just have to extract it without being seen."
Shot of Tails and Rouge waiting expectantly at the front of the line for cake
as Eggman digs around awkwardly, he gasps when he finally hits something solid
in the center.
"D.K., what are you doing bro?" suddenly Bowser's voice pierces the tension.
The rest of the tribe also gasps once seeing what Big Bowser is talking about.
"Mmm, D.K. let me hit that up after you." Bowser begins masturbating as Peach
screams, while D.K. mounts Maria's corpse and sticks his large cock into her
smushed face.
Shot of Tikal covering her eyes, followed by Noki vomiting.
" That really mixed me up, I really did not know how to respond to that, that
was like whoa." Toadette rubbing her arms as she sits on the beach looking fat.
Noki scrunching up her mouth, "Her juices are COLD." She shivers.
After taking advantage of the confusion to shove the idol into his asshole,
Eggman spins around to see what's up and his jaw hits the FLOOR. "What is the
meaning of this?!"
Daisy getting all up in D.K.'s face, "I do NOT think Maria is in a condition to
give consent."
Suddenly the entire tribe erupts in screaming, Tails is wailing from his fear
of conflict while Sonic gets up in Noki's face, Daisy is pointing her fingers
at everyone yipping like a small dog.
Rouge with a hand on a hip recounting the dramatic scene, "It was basically
Daisy freaking SO LOUD, that even if you wanted to say something, you can't,
she won't listen to you."
Tikal somehow breaks into the middle of it and gathers everyone into a prayer
circle, she's singing "HOW EXCELLENT" repeatedly in a scream.
Tikal then begins speaking in tongues, "Hmm yeh wah hey! Oh wah oh!" Daisy
looks racistly as she holds her sister's hand. "Rest in peace sweet girl,
please Nights cleanse our new tribe of Airam of the sins that have been
committed today. Everyone now bow your heads and chant, it's a good night to
have a good Nights."
Luigi giving a confused smile to the camera, "I didn't really understand what
was really going on either."
Shot of several Koopa shells sliding down a hill. Cut to the big chocolate cake
mostly eaten, the funeral winding down. Noki has been squatting in the ocean
for the last half an hour.
Noki sighing, sounding backed-up "Chocolate doesn't agree with us Nokis."
Daisy, who after the fight found the cough syrup provided at the feast and
drank all of it. "Maria would have wanted this!" She grinds up against Tails
sexually.
" I had to ensure the seven votes see," Daisy crazily holding up seven fingers.
"So we got the four mushroom girls," The camera cuts to Toadette and Noki
laughing in the shelter while Peach stankly sits next to Tails. "I am pretty
sure that we have Eggman, Tails, and I am certain we can pull over crazy
Tikal." Daisy smirks, "Boom. But Peach and I are thinking we may as well try to
string the Shell boys along too, just in case."
Peach and Daisy shown checking each other's make-up waiting for a strategic
gathering near a big rock.
Toadette suddenly slips out of a bush, joining her former tribe mates.
" So the sisters want to make everyone think they're keeping the whole tribe
together," Toadette adjusting her vest as she walks down a path in the woods.
"I don't believe that for a second but I won't say no."
Bowser and D.K. emerge from behind the boulder with Tails for some reason,
while the Doctor emerges from a shit in the jungle. Finally Blue Noki pops out
of the trees.
Noki looks up, her beady eyes darting around at the several unfamiliar faces.
"So I guess it is us to the top eight, no?"
"This will guarantee us the majority," Peach nods before gesturing at Tails,
"Unfortunately his rapist won immunity so we can't go after him."
"Then we vote for his friend, the red skin!" Eggman barking insistently.
Noki interjects, "But the Luigi guy is his woman now." The Ring tribe is unsure
of how to react to this.
Bowser and D.K. exchange a look. "Listen, voting for Luigi is a bad idea, we
found an idol in his bag back before the swap," Bowser spilling the information
with a puff of flame to punctuate.
Noki raises an eyebrow and smirks.
" I know what happened at the last tribal, BUT I think it's time to plant a
knife in the bourgeois." Noki rubs her hands together.
"So we should split the vote then," Toadette counting the people around her on
her stubby fingers.
"Exactly," Peach smiles patronizingly. "Girls on Tikal, boys on Luigi."
" We could possibly have convinced all these civilians into following the
plan," Peach pedantically explaining her strategy with her hair tied up in a
bun. "But it's not foolproof. Even if we pull off the split vote, the other
five from Nights voting together could ruin everything. Good thing it's just a
backup."
Rouge and Knuckles, both looking very bored at the fire, get subtitled. "Wanna
look for the merge idol and bang?"
" Rouge is really hot and wants to work with me in this game? That's amazing."
Rouge is laying on some dead ass leaves as she showcases her roast beef pussy,
Knuckles looking very disturbed as an artist, "I couldn't believe my urrs."
After Knuckles and Rouge finish banging instead of looking for the idol, they
stumble across Sonic using a blindfolded Luigi as an ashtray.
Sonic flicking the ash off of his cigarette, "Things are looking bad, guys."
" I think the Noki has gone back to her friends," Sonic sitting racistly with
his temples resting on his fingers. "If Team Sonic is going to survive, we're
gonna have to find another way," #TeamSonic pops up in the corner of the
screen.
"Who's a-there?" Luigi clueless before choking on more ash.
Rouge crossing her arms making a nervous frown, "Do you think we could get
Tikal on our side?"
Sonic spits, "No way. She's voted for me like three times! I think you guys
might have to… find some things in common with our other tribemates," Knuckles
and Rouge exchange a glance before the camera cuts to D.K. banging his bongo
drum back at camp.
" At first I was like, b you crazy!" Knuckles shaking his head, wiggling his
dreads as he makes a crazy face. "But the more I got to thinkin about it, if I
was stuck in a room with ten crackers and only two other black folks, who would
I be talking to?"
A quick chime tune signifying change is amidst plays as Knuckles and Rouge
sidle up to D.K. playing his bongos, the ape screams with delight as Knuckles
starts to rap along.
Wide shot shows Rouge gesticulating towards the jungle as Peach, Daisy,
Toadette and Noki are tanning on the beach just a few meters away. Suspenseful
rattling sound effect as Daisy turns her head slightly and lifts her glasses to
see D.K. following the showmance into the jungle.
Sudden cut to D.K., Rouge, and Knuckles standing around the well, "Who else is
gonna watch out for us?" Rouge asks a very real question.
" My fellow n words offered a deal to me. It was an offer I cuddn't refuse!"
D.K grins widely.
D.K. nodding happily as he does an urban handshake with Knuckles, "You know Big
B is cool with us too," shot of Bowser stirring rice for the tribe back at camp
is shown.
"Who we vote for?" Knuckles asks him.
Cut back to the beach, Noki trills her lips to express something foreignly.
"Who was that going to the jungle?"
Daisy stone-faced, "Knuckles and the big titty bat… with D.K."
Noki nodding, "Ohhh, Dionne."
" Stupid monkey!" Daisy looking incredulous, "The plan has to shift. D.K. is a
flipper nigger!" She racistly spits.
The girls are all sitting upright now, Daisy talks in a low, but firm voice,
"No need for a split if it's a blindside. We all vote D.K."
Toadette replies with a firm nod, and totters off to get to work.
" Everything's going a bit loco, I hope I can pull this off," voice-over of
Toadette as she meets in the jungle with Eggman.
"I actually wanted to talk to you," the Doctor talking in an uncharacteristic
low, even tone, "I don't blame you for what happened to Maria."
"I know you guys were close," Toadette coos. "It'll be tough for both of us."
"We need to make sure the two of us live to tell the tale," Eggman making an
intense face at the short latina girl as the caption #AIDSCarAccidentAlliance
pops up in the corner.
Toadette reaching up to grasp his hand, "Then I have a plan for you."
Stunning helicopter shot of a flock of miniature phoenixes flying through the
sky, as some Chaos stalk them trying to eat them.
Cut to Daisy cornering Tails by the shelter, "Change of plan, babe."
Tails flying through the jungle canopy looking very unsettled, "I wanna prove
my loyalty to Ring, but I don't know if I feel safe in that alliance either…"
As the setting sun is visible in the background, Tails down on the ground
begging. "Please forgive me."
"You have to make it up to me. Luigi we gonna DP." Sonic devilishly grabs Tails
and props open his butthole.
Luigi sweating uncomfortably, worried of his strategic position being
compromised, but whips out his dicke anyway.
"So, you're gonna tell Daddy Sonic and Daddy Luigi everything you know," Sonic
fills Tails' mouth with dick when the young boy tries to reply.
Dramatic scene transition from Tails working on that dick to Tikal praying at
her Nights shrine, D.K. quietly approaches.
" Covering all the bases, like always," D.K. adjusting his tie, now with a very
extra looking cyan bowtie constructed from his buff attached to it.
"Keep ya eyes closed, I'ma pretend I'm praying with you case anyone sees," D.K.
kneeling down next to Tikal, he whispers "The princesses splitting the vote on
you and Luigi."
" Nights delivered me to the information I needed to the vote, like always,"
Tikal beaming as she stands next to a tree with a basket full of bananas.
Luigi and Rouge sitting on a fallen branch near camp together, Rouge's whispers
picked up in the captions, "So who are they voting for?"
Luigi pretending to scratch at his moustache to hide his lips, "D.K."
Rouge gives a slight exhale in relief, "Then I think we're good no matter
what."
They're abruptly approached by Sonic, Knuckles, and Bowser, the latter
sneering, "And now the ladies have all gone off to scramble."
Sonic putting up his arms around the group to create a football huddle, "We all
on the same page?"
Whispers among the group for a moment until out of nowhere, Noki slips into the
conversation. "Mm, yeah. She's gotta go now, she's very dangerous."
" They are porridge to think my vote is cast in stone," Noki shaking her head
scandalously. "I am a polyamorous player in this game."
" So out of the blue comes Blue Noki," Rouge squeezing her tits calculatedly.
"She's a wild card, who knows if she's spying or actually flipping. I need to
keep an eye on that."
Luigi with a hot blush on his tanning olive-hinted skin, "Everything is really
going off-a the rails, but I don't think I'll be getting a vote tonight."
Laid over the tribe getting in line with their torches, "If this is my last
stand I'm BREAKING the do on the way out," D.K. hollering.
                                Tribal Council
                                    Night 9
===============================================================================
Dramatic drum beats fill the scenery as the big titty Airam tribe fills in the
Casinopolis that now has thirteen seats.
Randy standing ominously as the bonfire in the middle shadows his face nicely.
"Let's get started, Eggman, I am starting with you tonight. Are you grieving?
Is it tough to stay in the game knowing your baby is dead?"
Eggman rocks his egg body in his seat, "It only emboldens me to work harder,
the money is mines." Close-up shows the fire reflecting in his shades, "For
both of us."
"Toadette, did the merge help you move on from the accident?" Randy asks
insensitively.
Toadette making a 'yikes' face at this question, "I mean the funeral was like
three hours ago Randy, give a girl some time!" Eggman is shown smiling at this.
"Anyways, I had a lot of old friends to catch up with," camera lingers on Noki
and Knuckles.
"Rouge, as a woman do you feel safer now that there is room to hide so to
speak?"
"Randy, I am a fucking woman, do not forget me, I will not be underestimated."
Rouge pouts angrily at the misogyny.
Randy changing the subject fast, "Daisy I noticed there are seven here from the
former Ring tribe, and only six from Nights. How does that factor into the
vote?"
Daisy wrapping her hands around her knee, "If we're smart, we'll take advantage
of those numbers," she looks straight at Randy. Shot of Tikal adjusting her
weird tunic dress nervously.
"Can you really trust those 7 to go all the way tho?" Sonic inquisitively
strokes his dickie, only slightly hiding it under his mushroom head Immunity
idol.
Peach giving Sonic a slight glare, "Well it would be seven on six, as Randy's
explaining."
Bowser chiming in sheepishly, "We've seen tribe alliances get made at the merge
before, I think we remember what can happen," Noki blinks at this comment as
she is obviously a recruit.
Randy makes an overwhelmed expression, "Wow. A lot going on in this big tribe,
D.K. how do you reconcile all this information?"
D.K. using the universal sign for money, "It's currency in this game, use it
wisely."
Randy nodding thoughtfully, "On that note it's time to vote, Sonic and Peach
have individual immunity, as always you have the chance to give it to somebody
else."
Both make an 'are you serious?' face at Randy, "All right then. Toadette,
you're up."
Toadette's braids blowing around in a slight breeze as she makes her way to the
urn, "Hate to see you go but I had to go with the group on this one, sorry."
An experimental new camera implemented on the backside of the voting parchment
gives us a direct shot of Rouge's breasts without revealing her vote, "Don't
know if you're going, this vote is to confuse people."
Tails biting on the end of the pen, giving the camera a desperate look and
trying to blink once. Camera shows his ravaged ass as he holds up a vote, "No
choice tonight."
Peach whips her blonde head back to give one last look at everyone before going
to vote, she writes [D.K.] in exquisite cursive, "Can't complain on this call,"
dramatic bell tolls as she closes her vote.
Bowser stomps loudly and deliberately over to the urn, he cackles holding up
his vote, accidentally setting it on fire and forcing him to write it on a new
piece of parchment.
The vocals pause for a moment in the soundtrack as Tikal strides over to vote,
she hesitates before revealing [Luigi] "It's you or me tonight. Sorry."
Luigi whipping off his hat to fan himself as he walks over, he holds up [D.K.]
"I honestly hope it isn't you tonight."
Sonic holding his immunity under his arm, moving with a purpose to the urn, "If
that slut told me the truth we have this locked down," low moaning as Tails is
shown scratching his bussy in discomfort.
Eggman mostly blurred out due to his flashing the idol hidden in his crotch to
the camera, "I found it for us Maria."
Knuckles pumping his fist rhythmically, pointing at the camera as he holds up
[Daisy] and practices a new rap, "I stay knuckled up, I'm in a deep cut."
Daisy hightailing it to the voting booth as if it was a bathroom stall after a
coffee and a cig, "You crossed the wrong girl," she savagely holds up her vote
for [D.K.]
D.K. runs on all fours to the podium, [Daisy] "I have been waiting to see you
go for a few days now, see you later bitch."
Close-up of Noki balling her fist as she makes her slow way over on her short
legs, camera shows dramatic shots of D.K. looking skressed and Daisy looking
pissed as always as Noki writes her vote, pan flute music crescendos and falls
as Randy retrieves the urn.
"If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now would be the
time to do so," Randy wiggles his eyebrows before the camera dramatically shows
successive close-ups of Knckles, Eggman, and Tikal, lingering on the latter for
a few seconds as an ethnic woman is heard screaming bloody murder in the
soundtrack. Tikal blinks and the woman's wails die abruptly, as if her throat
was snapped.
"Okay, person with the most votes will have to leave the Tribal Council area
immediately, I'll read the votes…" Randy takes the top off the urn, he places
it on the podium next to the urn audibly before Luigi is shown gulping next to
Sonic. Peach and Daisy clasp hands; Toadette lays her head on her fist
stoically.
Music intensifying as Randy slowly opens the first vote, "First vote…" [Luigi].
Luigi yelps, looking at Sonic and Rouge frantically. Tikal's serious expression
is shown.
Randy flips the next vote… [D.K.] "That's one vote Luigi, one vote D.K." D.K.
nods, straightening his tie.
Randy pulls out the next vote real fast as the percussion speeds up, [D.K.]
"Two votes D.K., one vote Luigi."
Randy reveals the next vote, [D.K.] "That's three votes D.K.," Randy says
solemnly, D.K. curling his black lips in discomfort.
The next vote is revealed a little slower, [Daisy] "That's three votes D.K.,
one vote Daisy, one vote Luigi," Daisy almost crushes Peach's hand, her sister
pulls back.
Randy pulls out the next one, "Next vote…" [Daisy] "Two votes Daisy." Toadette
shown tilting her head slightly.
Music raises as the next vote is revealed, [Daisy] "We're tied, three votes
Daisy, three votes D.K., one vote Luigi."
Beads of white woman sweat rolling down Daisy's face before camera cuts to the
next vote, [D.K.] "That's four votes D.K., three votes Daisy," Daisy seems to
calm down a bit, "One vote Luigi," he adds rather pointlessly.
Randy flips over another vote, "Next vote... " [Daisy] "We're tied AGAIN, four
votes D.K., four votes Daisy."
Toadette at this point is yanking on her pigtails in suspense, Rouge biting her
lip at the possibility of a tie vote. Back to Randy, "Next vote," [D.K.]
"That's five votes D.K., four votes Daisy, one Luigi," shot of Bowser shrugging
defeatedly at D.K.
Randy pops out the next vote, [Daisy], "We tied AGAIN. Five votes D.K., five
votes Daisy, one vote Luigi, two votes left." Daisy reaches over to shake the
ape's hand, but recoils when she notices he is masturbating anxiously.
Randy pulls out the next vote… [Daisy]. "That's six votes Daisy, five votes
D.K., one vote Luigi, one vote left," music swells showing Tails looking
glazed-over in the eyes, Sonic looking hungry, Daisy with prominently sweat-
stained armpits and finally Noki staring into the flames.
"Eleventh person voted out of Survivor: Mystic Ruins and the first member of
our jury... " [Daisy] "That's seven, and that's enough. Bring me your torch."
Chaotic reactions among the cast, Toadette looks very perturbed despite her
poker face, Peach is glaring daggers at the Doctor while Daisy looks highly
offended. "Really? Me?"
"Yeah you," Randy points at her impolitely.
Daisy embraces her sister for a moment before dragging her torch over, her
death stare back at Bowser and D.K. is shown. D.K. does a wiggly finger wave.
"Daisy… the tribe has spoken," Randy snuffs her torch. "Time for you to go."
Daisy's sunset-colored tank top looking an eerie green color in the blue light
as she walks away from tribal lesbianly.
"Oftentimes the first vote of the merge decides the game," Randy prophesies as
a shot of Bowser grinning is shown, followed by Peach looking forlorn, "But the
question is, whose game did that decide?" Noki making a confused expression at
this sign-out. "Get back to camp, guhnight."
" I can't wait to cast my jury vote and be like Hi, I'm Daisy!" Daisy mutters
through gritted teeth in the elimination phone booth.
                            NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR…
" It's time to change my game plan." Peach narrates while she sits on Bowser's
                          dick in the middle of camp.
 " Those girls trust me, hah." Noki shown sunbathing, "I am the one who holds
                                    cards."
Tikal gasping as she sees a racistly-drawn ancient carving in a cave. "It can't
                                     be!"
" I feel secure with my two daddies," Tails voice over of him being molested by
           Sonic and Luigi in the shelter in the night vision lens.
 
Chapter End Notes
     AN: The votes for Daisy were Bowser, D.K., Sonic, Rouge, Knuckles,
     Tails, Noki
     The votes for D.K. were Peach, Daisy, Toadette, Eggman, Luigi
     The vote for Luigi was Tikal.
***** Without Titties, There is No Paradise *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
Randy learning how to pizza french fries like the castaways did last episode,
“Previously on… SURVIVOR!”
 
Randy smiling like a jackass telling the castaways to drop their buffs. “Two
tribes became one, changing the game once again,” close-up of Noki and Toadette
hugging atop the mountain. “And after Sonic and Peach won immunity,” shots of
Sonic destroying a bunch of floating robots and Peach ha-cha-ing Bowser, “and
the game came to life.”
 
“A funeral for Maria Robotnik set the tribe off to a rough start,” Eggman is
shown finding the idol in the cake as D.K. stuffs Maria’s dead mouth with his
ape dick in the background, followed by Tikal’s prayer circle.
 
Shot of the former Ring tribe plus Noki meeting by the boulder, “The princesses
tried to rally their old tribe to split the vote between Tikal and Luigi, but
when Daisy got paranoid,” shot of Daisy looking stank as hell as D.K. follows
Rouge and Knuckles into the jungle, “their target shifted to D.K.”
 
“Though it looked like team Sonic had their backs against the wall,” Sonic
flicking ash into Luigi’s mouth as Knuckles and Rouge stand nearby, “the change
in target caused the majority to crumble,” shots of the black people alliance
meeting in the jungle, Tails begging Sonic for mercy and Noki popping into the
strategy talk, “causing Daisy’s blindside in a close vote,” Daisy’s torch
getting snuffed as Peach looks mortified behind her.
 
“Twelve are left, who will be voted out tonight?” Randy pizzas instead of
French frying and falls on his gooch.
 
                                  Airam Tribe
                                    Night 9
===============================================================================
Dramatic shot of two newborn chaos crawling by some water, one of them falls in
and starts screaming.
 
Peach taking up the rear of the tribe returning to camp.
 
“My sister is gone,” Peach forlorn on the mystical beach.  "It's time to change
my game plan." Peach narrates while she sits on Bowser's dick in the middle of
camp.
 
D.K. looking around haughtily swinging his canteen strap back and forth on his
muscled body, “So how many was it?” he condescendingly counts up fingers on his
big ape hand. “Interesting.” Bowser cackling in response as he penetrates Peach
by the fire.
 
Shot of Sonic tucking Tails and Luigi into bed on his lap in the shelter as
Noki folds towels nearby, stankly looking away.
 
“With her alternate skin gone looks like the original is folding under the
pressure,” Sonic awkwardly crossing his sticky arms. “Only thing is, now we
gotta find another target.”
 
Toadette’s gamebot eyes glowing in the night vision lens as she leads a
bathroom party of Noki, Eggman, and Peach into the woods.
 
“I had a feeling something was off, but Daisy going home was NOT something I
had anticipated,” Toadette slowly shaking her round head. “I need to pick up
the pieces fast.”
 
“So what happened guys?” Peach fixing up her tousled hair and clearing her
semen-filled throat.
 
“I thought the monkey was going home,” Noki gesticulating angrily, the Doctor
nodding in agreement.
 
“Obviously us four and Daisy were the five votes for D.K., Tails flipped,”
Toadette’s little eyebrows wrinkling in anger as the camera cuts to a shot of
Tails snoring into Sonic’s dicke back at camp.
 
Peach looking very impatient with this conversation, “Okay well we need to
somehow get three of them to flip. How do we do that?”
 
Eggman narrowing his eyes at the princess, “Looks like you’ve already been
working on big Bowser,” he points a slut shaming finger.
 
Shot lingering on Noki with her hands on her hips, looking back and forth
frustratedly at this intensifying stand-off.
 
“Those girls trust me, hah.” Noki shown sunbathing. “I am the one who holds
cards.”
 
The lowkey argument continues until Toadette snaps and yells, “Let’s all just
get some rest guys, talk it out in the morning.” The group parts ways after
Eggman finally pisses.
 
Voiceover of Toadette as she wanders through the jungle in the dark, “That
moment just really stressed me out, for the first time I feel like I’ve lost
control here. And I’m just feeling super dizzy…”
 
Toadette trying to hold her heavy mushroom head in her tiny hand and trips over
a rock, going all “woooah!” as she falls on her cunt.
 
Low rolling drum sounds as vague shots are shown of blood covering some
surrounding plants.
 
Slow contemporary piano music starts to play, “I lost the baby before I even
knew I had it,” camera dramatically cuts to Toadette cradling her bloody
miscarried half-Toad half-echidna fetus in her arms. “It’s like everything I
touch dies.”
 
Toadette continues speaking in voiceover as the camera shows the clouds parting
vaginally in the sky, “Something my mother told me when she taught me how to
cut hair was that sometimes you gotta turn a disaster into a positive,” she
imitates giving her dead miscarriage child a haircut. “And I realized, maybe
this can just save my game.”
 
A silly percussive track plays as Luigi shown giving Tails the dirtiest look in
the shelter, the rest of the tribe getting their shit together to go to the
challenge.
 
“I feel crippled by my bussy competition.” Luigi stankly spits on the ground as
the camera pans to Sonic spanking Tails over his hedgehog knee.
 
Immunity Challenge
Day 10
 
“Come on in guys!” Randy does a lil hula dance
 
The camera swings around a large rolling log set up near Tail’s workshop in the
Mystic Ruins..
 
Randy gaily puts his hands on his hips, “So how are you guys faring?”
 
Tails is all like, “Level up!”
 
“Alright, let’s get to today’s challenge. One boy and one girl will win
immunity today, facing off in twos and threes, the person that does not fall
off will move on to the final round. Last man and woman on the log wins
immunity and reward, want to know what you're playing fah?”
 
The castaways all are like, “Yeah!”
 
“The reward is some delicious KFC.” Noki clucks in response.
 
“We don’t have KFC in my home country, but I heard the mashed potatoes are
delicious.” Noki reads her product placement line.
 
“Let’s draw for spots,” The camera dramatically spins around as an ethnic man
ruins a toilet on the soundtrack.
 
“First up for the boys, D.K. and Bowser.” Randy smiles on the sidelines.
 
“I’m a freaking barrel racer! I got this in the bag.” D.K. bangs his large
titties victoriously.
 
Big Bowser can’t keep up and slips right off.
 
D.K. makes a victorious screech and throws some of his shit at Randy.
 
Dramatic transition as the camera swirls to Blue Noki and Toadette on the log.
 
“Go!” Randy shoots his gun.
 
The both steadily move forward, but Toadette’s large head makes her topple off.
 
“Us Noki are very stable.” Noki brushes some dirt off of her shell.
 
“Up next is Sonic and Knuckles,” Randy claps his butt cheeks together.
 
“Oh boy Sonic is real quick, I'm nervous.” Knuckles is shaking in his boots.
 
“Ready? Start!” Some Mario party music begins to play as Sonic spin dashes.
 
“Knuckles is on the ropes!” Randy claps like a seal.
 
“Whoa,” Knuckles tries to hang on with his big knuckles. Knuckles can’t hold on
for long and is all like “Wrawaraharwa...rats!” as he falls into the dirt.
 
The stage clear music plays as Sonic chirps, “Too easy,”
 
Randy takes out his penis, “Alright it’s time for the three people matches,
ladies first.”
 
Peach in her ponytail and shorts outfit, “I feel like I might need the necklace
tonight, if they can vote out my sister, they can vote out me.” Peach claps her
hands together.
 
Tikal kneels on the log, praying to Nights as Rouge starts a slow pace in her
hooker heels. Peach trips a bit, however she quickly recovers.
 
“Peach has a nice save and it looks like Tikal already slipped off!” Randy pre
ejaculates slightly.
 
“I guess Nights didn’t want me to win immunity today.” Tikal kicks rocks.
 
“It’s a tight race between Rouge and Peach!” Rouge smirks, but quickly twists
her ankle and slips off in slow mo being all like “Ahh!”
 
“Peach moves on to the final round against Noki!”
 
“Did I win?” She giggles and spins around.
 
The camera spins around the challenge arena again as an ethnic man screams on
the track.
 
“Finally we have the three man match, Tails, Eggman, and Luigi.” A jovial gong
sound is played as Sonic predatorily glares at Tails and Luigi’s bussies.
 
Luigi starts walking at a slow pace, Eggman’s egg shaped body makes him go off
balance due to his weight and oblong body.
 
Tails braces himself, “My head is spinning!”
 
Luigi takes a dive suddenly jumping off of the log.
 
Luigi lounging sexily on the beach, “It's too early to become a big threat.”
 
“Tails moves on!”
 
“It's time for the girls finals Noki vs. Peach!”
 
“Good luck!” Peach blows a goochie smoochie at Noki. Noki makes a disgusted
face as Randy shoots his pistol to signify the start of the round.
 
Noki aggressively begins to run on the log, surprising the princess and making
her fall off.
 
As Peach falls into the little pool production set up, Noki retreats in her
shell all like “Oh whoa,”
 
“NOKI WINS IMMUNITY!” Noki pops out her shell and dashes over to Randy to
snatch the top of the mushroom right off the base.
 
“Everything’s coming up Noki,” Noki excitedly grasps onto her Immunity Idol as
she cathartically sharts into the ocean.
 
“Alright, it’s between Sonic, D.K., and Tails for the immunity.”
 
“I’m surprised that Tails did well enough to make it to the finals,” Sonic
stands dramatically at the base of the Mystic Ocean as some waves crash behind
him. “He won’t be good enough to beat me though.”
 
D.K. shown tightening his bandana around his head as if going into battle.
“Survivors ready… GO!”
 
D.K. dramatically pushes back on the log, trying to knock Sonic off balance as
he curls up into a ball.
 
“Woah!” Sonic does the twist but regains his balance.
 
Tails trips on his own two tails and falls off screaming, “Sonic!!” All
faggoty.
 
Close-up of D.K.’s face with beads of sweat running down as he tries to keep up
with Sonic. “Ready to take a tumble boy?” he taunts Sonic.
 
“No thanks, I like running better,” Sonic smirks as he finally speeds up enough
to knock the ape off the log.
 
“SONIC WINS IMMUNITY,” Randy tosses the stone mushroom stalk with a face at
Sonic.
 
“Sonic winning another immunity is good news for me, he’s protected and he
looks like a huge threat,” Luigi blushes as the sun sets giving his olive skin
a nice glow.
 
Randy beams as the Airam tribe stands on their mat, “Noki, Sonic step on up.
You each get to pick not one, but TWO people to join you on the KFC feast.”
 
Sonic smirks, “I pick my boys Luigi and Tails.”
 
Tails grimaces as he earns some glares from Bowser and Eggman while walking
over to Randy.
 
“And who are you picking Noki?”
 
Noki penchantly brings her limbs into her shell, “I pick Toadette...and
uh...Knuckles?”
 
“My choices were very calculated, it’s been a long time since we were all on
Mushroom Beach, now that the war has started we’ve all drifted in different
directions,”
 
                           Airam Tribe - Reward Trip
                                    Day 10
===============================================================================
“I am so grateful that Sonic chose me to eat!” Tails gauntly throwing his stick
arms into the air, “Hopefully this fried chicken will give me the boost I need
in this game.”
 
The six winners were lead in by a group of KFC Pinata workers. A fat green
Pinata Irishly smiled at them, “Drink all the Pepsi you want!”
 
They all sit down on one side of a big table all last supper.
 
Close-up shot of Knuckles digging into some fried chicken with gusto, his
echidna mouth getting all sticky.
 
“I wasn’t gon ask no questions when Miss Noki picked me,” Knuckles licking off
his Shovel Claws.
 
“After losing my baby weight, I desperately needed to eat something filling.”
Toadette is shown pouring a ton of gravy over her mashed potatoes.
 
Luigi wiping some chicken grease off of his mustache, “So who are you guys
comfortable with voting out?” Luigi directly staring at Blue Noki and Toadette.
 
“The lazy princess cunt,” Noki decadently takes a bite out of a biscuit.
 
Grunting aggressively, “I’m not that afraid of her, the spiky dude looks like a
bigger threat to me.” Sonic spits some Pepsi out of his mouth. “Look we'll make
it easy, me and my boys vote big B, you three vote Peach,” he points at
Knuckles and the ladies.
 
“Exactly daddy Sonic we need to split the vote in case of an idol.” Tails
feigns a smile at his captor.
 
Noki nodding bitterly in agreement, “I agree, and the princess has really made
a nice chair out of the turtle’s penis as well,” Toadette looks a little
shocked at the older woman’s vulgar language.
 
“Sounds good, hey Knuckles can I talk to you over there in private?” Toadette
waddled with Knuckles in tow.
 
“What is it Toadette?” Knuckles asked inquisitively as he and Toadette squatted
in some bushes for privacy.
 
 “I just wanted to let you know that I lost the baby this morning.” Toadette
sighed and began to sob into his feathery chest.
 
“I don't know man, I'm very glad that Toadette lost the baby, I'm not dealing
with that for another 18 years!” Knuckles spits blackly.
 
Meanwhile back at the dinner table Sonic had enough of the feast and was ready
to begin draping Luigi and Tails over the decadent picnic table.
 
Noki bent over behind some trees, “I think I am in a delicious beagle of a
position currently. The spiky hedgehog molester does not see me as a threat.”
 
“My tummy, he doesn't feel so good.” Tails grabbed his suddenly engorged
stomach as his anus began to rumble. His screams disturbed some paratroopas
from the nearby trees and a small spiked shell emerged out of Tails’ puckered
butthole. His agony did not end there, another little brown turd rolled out
with some bongos. A quick, little blue blur shout out as Tails screamed into
some mashed potatoes. Finally, a small moustached baby was born.
 
Luigi gulped and asked, “Is that my baby Luigi?”
 
Noki looking very scandalized putting a hand up to her mouth, “And right before
my eye the little fox girl gave life to not one, not two, not three, but four
pups,” Noki has to use both hands to hold up four fingers as she only has three
per hand, “And she wasn’t even showing!”
 
Nurse Gollum quickly arrives in a helicopter and rounds up the babies, her dead
fetus jiggles as she chases the one that looks like Sonic.
 
“Please let me see my babies!” Tails weakly moans as he sprawls out on the
table, Sonic’s hedgehog dickie is visible unfolding in arousal due to Tails’
gaping anus.
 
Nurse Gollum getting back into the helicopter, “Soon emoji.” The baby Luigi’s
shrieks can be heard as the helicopter flies away. Tails shown convulsing into
postpartum sobbing hysterics as Sonic penetrates him.
 
The scene panned back to Toadette and Knuckles banging on some dead ass leaves.
While Sonic and Luigi double penetrated Tails’ bloody afterbirth-covered
boosie. A jovial gong sound effect played as Noki decided to bathe in the KFC
gravy.
 
Sonic performing his little air bounce to show his energy, “This KFC was the
tits! I’m gonna win every fucking challenge now.”
 
Luxurious music plays behind a Luigi voice-over of him and Sonic pounding
Tails’s hole with a chicken wing, “I really liked the popcorn chicken but I
don’t know if I’m ready to be a father.”
 
“I couldn't help being jealous of Tails having so many children while I
couldn't even have one!” Toadette slowly has a tear run down her fat little
face.
 
“Giving birth really opened my eyes in this game.” Tails wistfully stared into
the sunset dramatically. “I can only hope that these men are willing to pay
child support.”
 
                                  Airam Tribe
                                    Day 10
===============================================================================
“Losing today really sucked!” Peach threw some dirt as she sat in the Mystic
ruins. “I really could have used some of that chicken, I'm starving!”
 
DK sat at the base of camp and ate some meager cheesy poofs as well as some
rice.
 
“With half of the tribe not here it's a perfect time for me to hatch my plan.”
Eggman chortled delightfully.
 
As the remaining six sat around the placid fire, Rouge fanned herself with her
hand.
 
“It's definitely a bummer that we can't vote out the Green Man.” Eggman tossed
some twigs into the fire. “I wonder how we can get rid of his Idol?”
 
“My mouth was agape!” Tikal held a chao up to her bosom.
 
“But he already played his idol!” Tikal dumbly revealed as Rouge and her
nipples glared at Tikal.
 
“Fantastic Tikal! Then can we all agree to vote for him?” Eggman stretched out
his stick legs.
 
DK held up a fist in solidarity.
 
“I’ve been ready to see that queer go since DAY ONE,” DK swinging from a
branch.
 
“The doctor must be crazy if he thinks that I'm going to vote out my Luigi
guy!” Rouge heavily applies eyeshadow like a retard.
 
Peach gauntly lounging in the shelter while she sucked Bowser's large dong.
 
“Now that my narc sister is no longer here, I feel free to just slut it up with
BIG B.” The princess takes a long drag of her leaf cigarette. “Without titties
there is no paradise.”
 
D.K. points his big black hand. “It looks like they're back from the reward.”
 
Tails leads the reward hussies back into camp as he is mourning the uncertainty
of his newborn children. “You guys, they took my babies away!” he screams to
the camp, Peach turns her head slowly lifting herself off of Bowser’s dick with
a stank face.
 
Bowser guiltily looks up with a concerned face and is all like “Babies?”
 
Upbeat music plays as text of Tails’ explanation of his birth slowly rises
across the screen like you’re starting a level of Sonic Adventure 2.
 
Fat tears dripping from the Doctor's moustache, “I know how it feels to have
something precious taken away from you.”
 
Rouge hurriedly grabs Luigi by his gloved hand, being like “Bitch we have to
talk!”
 
“I couldn't give a half a tit about Tails and his retard babies, the game is
afoot.” Rouge looking suspicious.
 
In the midst of all the crazy baby drama, Knuckles had pulled over DK in a
hushed tone, “Yo the plan is we're splitting the vote on big Bowser and
Princess Peach.”
 
DK raising an eyebrow incredulously, “Well okay, I’ll vote the Princess.”
 
DK looking very concerned munching on a banana, “Uhcourse I couldn’t say
anything right then but I was like ohhhh,” castanet sound effect censoring DK.
“Bowser’s not going home tonight.”
 
Dramatic percussive noises as Rouge hovers near Luigi in the jungle.
 
Luigi looking very discombobulated explaining the voting plan to Rouge, “So
we’ve got it all figured out, Sonic votes Bowser, Tails votes Bowser, I vote
Bowser, you vote Bowser, Knuckles and the two short girls vote Peach, and DK
votes Peach, so we’re safe in case of an idol and if the vote ties on, I guess
Tails--”
 
Rouge cuts Luigi off, “That’s not what’s happening.”
 
“Then Knuckles--”
 
“It’s you.” Rouge looking Luigi dead in the eye.
 
Rippling gong sound effect as Luigi’s eyes narrow.
 
Nurse Gollum returns to camp with Tails’ four abominations in her arms,
“They’re vaccinated! Toodles.”
 
Tails throws himself on the floor grateful that his children have been returned
to him.
 
“I knew the game of Survivor would change my life, but nothing could have
prepared me for this,” tears streaming down Tails’ face.
 
Lilting xylophone music as Peach and Toadette are seen fashioning diapers for
the children out of new buffs. Peach giggles lightly as the turtle looking baby
burps flames near her tit, “Settle down Tanya Ann.”
 
“My lovely babies have four different daddies, that much is clear,” Tails
unabashed at his bottom slut actions while holding his mixed monkey baby in his
lap. “DK agreed to name this angel Foxxy Kong, I’m really excited for her to
find her roots in the real world with the Kong family,” laid over a shot of DK
teaching the child basketball using a coconut on the beach.
 
DK patting Foxxy Kong on the head, “I think I could get used to this little
baby girl.”
 
Tikal excitedly grabbing Baby Luigi into her motherly arms as the chaos sniff
the babies inquisitively.
 
“Nights loves children most of all, I think keeping those pure of soul close
will help me find the path to victory,” Tikal trying to teach Sonic Jr. to read
scripture.
 
Bowser snarls as he explodes fire out of his mouth being like “I already got 7
kids I don't need another bitch.” Tanya Ann Koopa runs over to him screaming
“Daddy!”
 
The scene transitions to Peach and Toadette in ankle-deep water at the base of
the Mystic Ruins.
 
Toadette washes her hands, “We need to vote Bowser, the vote is getting split.”
 
“But I don't want to do that, his dick is just soooo good,” Peach you know
pouts, “the Doctor is voting Luigi!”
 
Toadette shaking her head in frustration, “This girl thinks the million dollars
is gonna be handed to her on a silver platter. We don’t have all the votes she
thinks we do!”
 
“After my narc sister left, Big Bowser's the next person that I don't want to
go down. I think that this game is tearing me apart.” Peach frowns making
herself look old and wrinkly.
 
The scene shifts with a dramatic grunt to Bowser and D.K. drinking their water
from their canteens, “It’s probably going to be you or Peach tonight.”
 
“Why can’t we just vote out green L?” Bowser grunted.
 
“I don’t understand we have myself, D.K., the Princess, Tikal, Eggman, Booby
Rouge and Toadette are most likely voting that way. What’s the big deal?”
Bowser scratched his chin as Tanya Ann Koopa desperately tries to get his
attention.
 
“We could still try,” D.K. gives off a large grin.
 
“There wasn’t much time left before we had to go,” Noki clutches her pearls, “I
had to make a move.”
 
“I am sorry if I am interrupting your prayer service,” Noki tepidly spoke as
she entered the Nights shrine.
 
Tikal’s tapioca skin tone matched the current sunset, “What is it child?”
 
“I was wondering if I could pray with you before Tribal.” Noki explained.
 
“The Noki kind are very spiritual,” Noki clasps her hands in intense prayer for
her Sun god.
 
“Ever since that monkey lied to me while pretending to be faithful to Nights,
Noki respectfully praying next to me really warmed my heart,” Voiceover of
Tikal carrying her torch to tribal. “I know which sinner needs to be cast out.”
 
                                Tribal Council
                                   Night 10
===============================================================================
The remaining 12 Castaways waltzed into the casino placing their torches behind
them.
“Introducing the jury, voted out at the last Tribal Council, Daisy.” Daisy
looking considerably less dirty as she shoots the remaining contestants a dirty
look.
 
“So Sonic how does it feel to win a second immunity in a row?” Randy asked as
the soundtrack played an ethnic man screaming his urethra off.
“Well Mr. Marsh it feels correct to win, these people are too slow!”
 
Randy smiles, turning to Tails with his four babies hanging off his titties.
“Tails, I see the Airam tribe has gained four members today, how does it feel
being the second Survivor mother?”
 
Tails gives a warm grin, “These children have not five, but twelve parents on
this tribe, I think this diverse environment will be good for them.”
 
“Noki, what do you want to impress upon these babies?”
 
Noki smiles knowingly, “They will need to be circumferenced.”
 
Peach nods her head furiously.
 
Randy sucks some air in, “So with so many people left in the game, who feels
like they are in danger tonight?”
 
Everyone but Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, and the immunity holders raise their
hands.
 
“Tails, do you think the tribe wouldn’t want to have a mother abandon four
kids?”
 
Tails hesitates, “...Yes.” Bowser shown rolling his eyes behind Tails.
 
“Why the stank reaction Daddy Bowser?” Randy pries.
 
“Tails knows he’s in no danger tonight. We all know it’s one of three people,”
Bowser glancing over towards Sonic. “Or two.”
 
Luigi retroactively shits his overalls.
 
Peach dramatically stands up, “This is my year, I'm not going home!”
 
The camera closes in on Toadette’s spooked face.
 
“Alright with that it's time to vote, Sonic you're up first.”
 
Dramatic music plays as Sonic strides up to vote. He snickers as his vote is
obscured.
 
Toadette waddles up to vote, “This is a strategic move, see ya.” She holds up
[Bowser] written down on the parchment.
 
Noki is up next to vote and she animatedly writes down [Peach] silently.
 
Tails flies up to vote with Baby Luigi and Sonic Jr. sucking on his nips. “This
is my revenge!” As he rips off the top of the pen.
 
Bowser drags his fat ass up to the voting stand, “Bye fag,”
 
DK niggardly whispers, “This is for you brotha.”
 
Luigi nervously wipes his mustache before voting.
 
Triumphantly swinging her blonde ponytail towards the camera, “I do what I want
Toadette.” [Luigi] Peach holds up with a few fingers.
 
Sighing Eggman writes down a name as the soundtrack plays an ominous hum.
 
Tikal walks up to vote nonchalantly, “I hope this has helped your future
modeling career,” The camera pans on to Luigi to Peach.
 
Rouge scratches a titty and cursively signs a name.
 
Knuckles blackly votes.
 
“I'll go tally the votes.”
 
The soundtrack begins to play an ominous hum as Randy goes to collect the
votes.
 
“Once the votes are read the decision is final the person who has the most
votes needs to get the fuck out. If anybody has a hidden immunity idol now is
the time to step up!”
 The camera pans to Eggman, Knuckles, and Tikal who all just sit there and
don't move, blam.
 
Okay I'll read the votes. First vote,
 
[Luigi]
 
Luigi looks a bit perturbed.
 
“Next vote,”
 
[Bowser]
 
Randy quickly flips the next vote,
 
[Peach]
 
“We’re tied up, one vote a piece.” Peach appearing blazed as fuck and just
smirks at her sister on the jury. “Next vote,”
 
[Luigi]
 
Randy quickly picks up the next vote and flips it around,
 
[Luigi]
 
Luigi anxiously sighs and glances to Rouge, she returns a worried look.
 
[Bowser]
 
Bowser securely grips Peach’s ass.
 
[Bowser]
 
Shot of the Doctor giving the tribe some stank side-eye.
 
[Peach]
 
Randy looks at the cast devilishly, shaking his head as he flips over the next
vote.
 
[Peach] “We’re at three votes each for Luigi, Bowser, and Peach,” Randy says
slowly as Luigi holds his face in his hands, Peach looking over at the Doctor
nervously as the camera closes in on Rouge trying to look inconspicuous in the
middle of it all.
 
[Peach], blindside music ramps up as Peach sits up straight, eliciting a moan
from Bowser whose dicke she was on.
 
[Bowser], “That’s four votes Peach, four votes Bowser, three votes Luigi, one
vote left,” Randy lists off in gay suspense. Camera closes in on Luigi looking
like he needs to fart.
 
“Twelfth person voted out and the second member of our jury…” [Big B] Peach
climaxes on Bowser’s sharp dick as he looks around stankly.
 
“Sorry babygirl but I gotta go,” Bowser shocks everyone by placing Peach down
on her stool chivalrously. Rouge is shown narrowing her eyes from behind.
 
“Bring me your torch,” Randy commands him, “Bowser, the tribe has spoken.”
 
On his way out the door Bowser turns around and sets fire to the roof of the
Casinopolis all like “RAAA.”
 
“On Survivor, when battle lines are drawn, it's not about who goes home. It's
about who survives and the new lines that are drawn. Now get the fuck out,”
Randy and the castaways all flee to avoid perishing in the fire.
 
Bowser stankly on the phone with Bowser Jr. “Yeah I got voted out, you better
pick daddy up, slave.” He angrily hangs up the phone and crosses his large
daddy arms.
 
                            NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR.
                                        
Shot of Tikal rising up into the air to commune with Nights. “I’m going ghost!”
                                        
      Rouge grabs her stomach all like gudi gudi, “I don’t feel so good…”
                                        
“Time to sink my teeth in to my next mans.” Voiceover of Peach lounging sexily
                          in the arms of Dr. Eggman.
                                        
“It’s about time I turn the tables,” Tails rubbing Sonic’s very tight bussy in
                            the night vision lens.
Chapter End Notes
     the votes are as follows
     Bowser- Sonic, Tails, Luigi, Toadette, Rouge
     Peach- Noki, Tikal, Knuckles, D.K.
     Luigi- Eggman, Peach, Bowser
***** My Body My Choice *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
Randy peeking at you through some bushes, "PREVIOUSLY ON SURVIVOR."
The mushroom girls and Eggman are scrambling in the night vision, "With Daisy
gone, Peach felt exposed, and Toadette lost control of the game and her
uterus," Toadette miscarrying on the leaves.
"At the log racing immunity challenge, Sonic and Noki came out victorious,"
D.K. is shown toppling into the water, "Allowing each of them to take two
friends to a KFC reward, splitting the camp in half for the afternoon."
"At camp, the Doctor targeted Luigi," the Doctor looking very pressed at the
fire while Peach's head bobs on Bowser's dick in the background, "While at the
KFC reward, the winners plotted to split the vote between Peach and Bowser,
before Tails' bussy split open revealing 4 pups," the grotesque scene of Sonic
raping Tails with his water breaking everywhere.
"At Tribal Council, Team Sonic's plan came to fruition, with Bowser blindsided
in a close vote," shot of the Casinopolis burning as Eggman walks away stankly.
"ELEVEN ARE LEFT… who's gonna get voted off tonight?!" Randy backing away
spookily.
                                  Airam Tribe
                                   Night 10
===============================================================================
Light flute music over some nice wave visuals, cut to Sonic, Tails, Knuckles,
and Luigi leading the tribe back to camp, each carrying one of the babies.
As Tails settles into the shelter curling up around his children, Peach is
shown sitting on the other side of the shelter staring blankly ahead.
"Tonight was a close call for me," Peach appearing sad and anorexia slumped
over on a log. "Why couldn't Luigi get voted out? D.K. and Toadette have some
explaining to do." The camera cuts to Toadette and D.K. laughing together as
D.K. takes a swig of his Dasani water.
Peach with her hand on her hip in the night vision with Toadette, "What the
fuck T? Why were there only three votes on Luigi?"
Stammering Toadette spits out, "It would have tied! I knew it wasn't you girl,"
she tries to reach up to Peach's very tall shoulder to level with her.
"I almost went home T!" Peach exasperated, "All you and D.K. or hell even Blue
Noki had to do was vote Luigi!" Peach crosses her arms defiantly.
"Peach is such a dumb slut," Toadette furrowing her brow. "She needs to look at
the big picture, we need to take an L or two to make it to day 39."
"Toadette ain't all that," Peach angrily rolling a leaf up to smoke Daisy's
leftover prescriptions, "She just wanted to break up my final twos." The
soundtrack plays an ominous drum beat.
Dazzling time lapse of the sun setting behind the Peruvian? mountains and the
stars all coming out, close-up on Eggman looking exhausted sitting in the
shelter, shot abruptly cuts to Tanya Ann Koopa SCREAMING in Tails' gooch. Goofy
sound effect plays as Tails tries to feed her some milk, "She misses ha daddy,"
he gives the other tribe members a weary smile.
Eggman spitting vitriolically looking very underslept on a stump, "I hate these
kids, especially the black one," Foxxy Kong is shown shitting in the fire as
drum beats accent the Doctor's racism.
Loud sharting noise before Baby Luigi starts sobbing, the rest of the tribe is
seen rolling around frustratedly as they try to sleep.
Noki yelping, scandalized, "Who's in heat here?!" she jumps up to see who she
had collided with in her movement. "This is why we build two separate
shelters!"
"That's just my knee, sorry," the Doctor breathes back sweatily.
Rouge explaining the situation with heavy bags under her eyes, "Tails'
miraculous birth makes the shelter a bit of a...clusterfuck if you will." The
camera cuts back to D.K shoving old bags of Cheesy Poofs in his ears. "It's
already annoying that Tikal insists on us not devouring the whole box of
chaos."
More silly percussive music as the sun is seen peeking over the horizon bout to
rise, Tails yelps as Sonic Jr. bites his titty, "Oh hello! Not so hard please,"
Tails tries to readjust his child and the little hedgehog starts wailing.
Sonic angrily jumps up from his slumber, "I know what will stop the children
from screaming!" Sonic quickly grabs Sonic Jr. and bites his head off. Some of
Sonic Jr's blood squirts on to Toadette's face, most of the women and Luigi all
start screaming.
Peach laying on the beach donning sunglasses serenely, "It was really a
gruesome scene, like we're all hungry but I can't believe Sonic went there."
"I may have overreacted slightly, in my dream I saw my son growing up to become
faster and more powerful than I," Sonic looking perturbed as NiGHTS winks in
the background.
"It's about time I turn the tables," Tails rubbing Sonic's very tight bussy in
the night vision lens.
Gasps from the shelter as Tails molested Sonic for a change. Sonic looking very
perturbed screams "I told you not to touch it!" He vigorously grabs Tales by
the dicky and forces it into the fire.
Cut back to Peach on the beach, "And then next thing you know, Sonic's dragging
Tails into the fire by his DICK," Peach takes off her sunglasses. "I guess
Tails is a hermaphrodite."
Nurse Gollum runs out with a wet towel despite it being higher than a first
degree burn. Tails' dické falls off.
Rouge looking very distressed in the night vision, "The camp was just a toxic
place to be at tonight, so I asked my mans to come on a walk with me."
Rouge grabs her stomach all like gudi gudi, "I don't feel so good…" Rouge
complaining as Knuckles places a hand on her fine ass, "I'm just so nauseous!"
"Sounds like you need some dicke medicine," Knuckles wiggles his eyebrows at
her and gestures at a vacant pile of dead leaves nearby in the jungle.
Rouge's vagina burps excitedly at the idea of being penetrated by Knuckles'
spiky red dick again.
"Let me loosen you up with something," Knuckles reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the IDOL, and slips it right into Rouge's sideways oopsy revealing
her Blasian heritage.
"Daddy!" Rouge wails as some intense tribal chanting is heard.
The camera dramatically cuts to Foxxy Kong biting on one of Toadette's braids.
"I'm still really pissed off about my miscarriage, I'm having a really heavy p
because of it now." Toadette points to her bloody vag hanging down below her
little pink vest. "Knuckles won't even touch me anymore. I just feel so
broken." Cellos play as Toadette is shown strolling down the beach alone.
A group of goombas chirping is heard as the scene transitions.
                                  Airam Tribe
                                    Day 11
===============================================================================
Brighton the Sun rises over the camp as Twila the moon makes a stank face at
him. Cut to Peach's stank expression as she sips some coffee glancing at the
sleeping children, big bags under her eyes hanging on her pale face.
"Liven up tribe," Sonic says to everyone all queen Jesus, "We have work to do
today."
Shot of Rouge opening her eyes showing her titties as she lays in the shelter,
"Work?"
"After Sonic and I settled our argument from last night, he had a really good
idea to expand the shelter to accommodate the babies," Tails seen dutifully
fluttering around the jungle collecting wood as he carries Foxxy Kong in one
arm.
Upbeat rhythmic music plays as Knuckles is seen breaking some logs, Rouge is
adjusting some palm fronds and Blue Noki is even helping her, as Sonic
instructs Luigi how to build like his daddy.
"So just some bars here… so they can breathe and whatever…"
"This looks like a cage, Sonic."
"Improving the shelter was a really good bonding experience for most of the
tribe, it was cool that everyone got together to help the children," Sonic all
sentimental like he didn't just kill one of the children.
Knuckles looking a bit pompous and sweaty, "SOME people just didn't want to
help."
Sharp cut to D.K.'s gigantic body sprawled across the sand, Toadette stankly
tossing a palm frond onto the stack and then going to wash her poonanny, and
the Doctor sitting pointedly alone by the fire, until Peach joins him.
"I'm sooo tired," Peach lies as she sits her skinny ass very close to Eggman.
"They want us to do all this work for these animals, they're just like Tikal."
Eggman is unfazed by Peach's advances and extends a long pencilly arm around
her, "Don't fret, they'll fall apart sooner than you think."
"Time to sink my teeth in to my next mans." Voiceover of Peach lounging sexily
in the arms of Dr. Eggman.
Playful lute music is overlaid a Tikal confessional, "It's day eleven and
there's eleven people left just as there are eleven Commandments to the NiGHTS
religion" the camera shifts to Tikal carving an eleventh line into a chao fruit
tree.
"So it's been 3 days since I was supposed to have my period, and it's just
really weird that I haven't had it yet." Rouge shown walking it to the medical
tent. "Nurse Gollum was nice enough to give me a pregnancy test."
Excusing herself to the rest of her tribe, Rouge whips out her test as she
takes a wicked piss all over it.
The small stick turns blue with a + 3 on it signifying that Rouge is in fact
pregnant.
"This is not good." Rouge spins around without a Chaos Emerald to lift up and
she anxiously blinks into the camera.
Intense percussion music plays as Rouge dashes off to Dr. Eggman who's picking
his teeth with some bamboo.
"Doctor, I need your help."
Cut to deep in the jungle, Eggman has created some stirrups using vines and
Rouge is laid back reclining on some dead ass leaves.
"It's really a simple procedure, and lucky for both of us," the Doctor grinning
still looking kinda bloody, "I brought this coat hanger as my luxury item."
Close-up of Rouge's face screaming in pain, clearly going for a sexual angle as
sweat drips onto her breasts.
"Nurse Luigi, hand me the scalpel," Eggman commands as Luigi emerges from
behind a tree with some medical tools.
"Push, Rouge!" Luigi cries over her screams.
A flushing sound is heard coming from Rouge's bloody oopsy, and out pops a
little echidna fetus with wings.
"Fantastic," the Doctor gives a toothy smile, "but wait, what's that it's
holding? NURSE LUIGI, TWEEZERS!"
Luigi hands Eggman the tweezers and uses them to pry… Knuckles' IDOL out of the
dead fetus undeveloped arms.
Both men gasp, as Rouge grows up and gets over the pussy pain.
"Hey, what are you doing with that?!" Rouge snatches the idol out of the
Doctor's hands. "All the world's jewels are MINE to keep!"
The camera focuses in on Sonic's little blue face peeking through the bushes.
"I saw something in the jungle that deeply troubled me, a life DIED out there."
Sonic crosses his arms and speeds off to tattle.
Knuckles is taking a dump in the ocean as Sonic spin dashes over to him.
"Yo one of your slaves just got an abortion from the Doctor!" Sonic explains
while giving a thumbs down.
"But Toadette already had her miscarriage?"
"It's the bat girl."
Low gong sound as Knuckles is shown with his mouth AGAPE.
"That was the LAST thing I ever expected from her," Knuckles knelt down in
prayer at the NiGHTS shrine, "to take a life of a child like that… is
unspeakable. I couldn't believe my urrs."
"SHE KILLED MY BABY!" Knuckles shouting at Sonic as he stomps toward camp, shot
of Noki turning her head in surprise as she changes Baby Luigi's diaper.
"From the moment she did that…" Knuckles punching the ground dramatically. "Me
and her are OVER!"
Tails flutters down from above the extended shelter project where he was
working on the roof as D.K. and Peach lazily look up at the commotion from the
inside, "What happened Knuckles?" Tails asking with concern.
Music intensifies as Toadette is seen returning to camp from changing her Diva
cup, just in time to hear Knuckles shouting "Rouge fucking killed our child!"
"After going through what I've gone through here…" Toadette looking devastated
at this turn of events, tears streaming down her chubby face. "I can't BELIEVE
what Rouge has done. She's a coward and a MONSTER."
"I'm really disappointed in Rouge," Tails looking very judgmental holding Foxxy
Kong in one arm and Tanya Ann Koopa in the other. "She couldn't even carry her
child to TERM."
Noki looking very bemused chewing on something, "Ehh, I don't really blame
Rouge for murdering child. One less mouth we will have to fill," she rolls her
eyes.
"That's the lowest I have ever felt in my life," Voiceover of Rouge to walking
slowly up to a kneeling Tikal at the Nights shelter. "I just needed some
spiritual guidance desperately."
"Oh, good morning Rouge," Tikal warmly smiles as some of the chaos jump into
defensive karate positions.
"Can you teach me the ways of Nights? I uh, think I really messed something
up." Nights twirls down and hugs Rouge as she begins post abortion cry.
Ethereal music playing as the sunlight shines behind Tikal's head, "Rouge
approached me, very distraught because she thought she had sinned in the eyes
of our lord NiGHTS," Tikal gives the camera a big smile, "but our mother is
very forgiving, she accepts all, unless you masturbate or harm a chao."
Rouge dramatically throwing her body down on the ground before NiGHTS, "Please,
save me NiGHTS, I have wronged in the past but I am ready to let you into my
heart."
Shot of Tikal rising up into the air to commune with Nights. "I'm going ghost!"
NiGHTS embraces Tikal, then floats down to the ground where she seductively
lifts Rouge's head up and kisses her STRAIGHT on the lips, Tikal is all like
"oooh" behind them.
"To be honest this is weird as fuck," Rouge whispering in the night-vision cam
so that NiGHTS can't hear her, "but if I have to open my pussy for some purple
goddess bitch for the million dollars SO BE IT."
"Seeing Rouge be touched by NiGHTS really brought me back," Tikal with
cathartic tears streaming down her aged face, "I remember when I was first
touched by her. I may have judged Rouge before but seeing her growth makes me
truly happy."
A dwarf red bulborb is shown gobbling up Pikmins as tribal men scream as the
camera pans to the challenge.
                              Immunity Challenge
                                    Day 11
===============================================================================
Shimmery tones as the castaways walk in to the challenge arena where a bunch of
Ukikis are holding covered platters.
Randy stands there faggotly and is all like "Are you ready for your next
individual immunity challenge?"
The castaways are all like "woo!" in response, except Knuckles who raises his
hand stankly.
"Actually Randy, I would like to address something first," Knuckles cracks his
knuckles, shot of Toadette's mouth popping open in surprise.
"Go ahead Knuckles," Randy allows it expecting drama.
Knuckles steps forward, "Rouge, you took my child's life without even asking
me, you a disgrace. I can no longer trust you in this game and I want my idol
back."
Rouge's face gets HOT with embarrassment as Peach can be heard lightly
whispering "Busted" picked up in captions.
"Can he do that, Randy?" Rouge sputtering looking very distressed, "He gave me
the idol, he put it in my pussy."
"It's the least you could do," Tails retorts coldly.
"Everyone was just being so STANK, I don't know what came over me," Rouge
hunching over defeatedly, her titties sagging. "Somehow I thought giving the
idol back would take the target off me…"
Rouge dejectedly pulls the idol out of her loose pussy, it's a little bloody.
Knuckles grabs it and spits on her boot. Generally agreeable reactions among
the tribe, camera comes to rest on Tikal. Shot of Randy all like 'ooh.'
"Now onto today's challenge, we're playing Strawberry Shortfuse! Pick a monkey
with a cake to stay in the game. Choose a monkey with a bomb, and you're out!
The last two players standing win immunity, AND reward… a nice meal aboard the
space colony ARK!"
The castaways are all like "woahhh," Sonic and Knuckles give each other a high-
ten.
"Alright, Sonic, you go first." Randy does a shimmy shake.
Sonic grabs a monkey and gives a tug on their dicke, it reveals a BOMB.
"Kaboom! Sonic is already out."
Some lilting tribal music plays as the camera swirls around to a shot of Luigi
nervously looking at all the cakes, he nervously pokes at one and it explodes.
Randy laughing, "Luigi, you're out!"
Cut to Rouge selecting a cake, she nervously grabs a handful and it don't
explode, "Yes!" she pumps her bat fist.
A cool island song plays over a montage of Knuckles, Toadette, D.K., and Tikal
all selecting bombs.
Camera swirls around again showing shots of Eggman, Tails, Peach, and Noki
enjoying delicious slices of cake in sequence.
Randy claps as the Ukikis shuffle around again with new cakes and bombs under
the plates. "Round 2! Rouge you're up again."
Rouge sluggishly picks a plate and opens up a BOMB, "Rats!" She explodes.
The Doctor biting his tongue as he eyes the remaining cakes scrutinously, he
walks up to one and gayly picks some frosting off with his finger, it don't
explode. "Yush!" he jumps up and down.
Tails flies over to a cake and hesitates like a pussy before choosing one, it
explodes and gets cake on his prolapsed tussy.
"Peach, you're up," Randy calls out as he licks some exploded cake off of his
arm, Peach confidently steps forward.
"You know what they say, luck has a pussy or whatever," Peach looking very
haughty reclining in her sunglasses.
"I pick this one Randy!" she puts a hand on her hip and confidently dips a fork
into it, shot of Noki looking very anxious before it does NOT explode.
Not quite understanding, Noki runs head first into the last cake, it explodes
and she's all like "wooah!"
"PEACH AND EGGMAN WIN IMMUNITY!" Randy hands the halfs of the immunity idol to
Peach and the Doctor, "also, surprise you get to pick one person to come with
you!"
Peach puts a finger on her lip and turns to her new daddy, "How about Noki?"
Eggman adjusting his glasses, "This was a key win for me, Peach made a good
move in suggesting Noki. She's really a free agent in this game."
Noki looking overjoyed near a bush of flowers, "I'm so excited to be
astronautress!"
"Okay get back to camp everyone," Randy gets in a helicopter and dips as
everyone files out.
"I really needed this one," voice-over of Rouge as she is seen walking in the
line of people going back to camp, "I'm gonna need a miracle or I'm outta
here!"
                                  Reward Trip
                                    Day 11
===============================================================================
Dramatic low-toned ethnic chanting as Peach, the Doctor, and Noki are led deep
into the pyramid in the jungle by their native guide Omochao.
"Thank you Omochao but I can lead us from here, I built this fucking place
after all," Eggman dismisses the small gay robot brusquely, Peach is instantly
turned on by his taking control over the situation and links her small, thin
arm onto his also thin arm.
Noki voiceover as the three are seen approaching the teleporter, "So the Doctor
hits a button on the machine, and we are all just WHOOOSH!"
Peach, Noki and the Doctor emerge into a stunning space landscape on the moon,
there's meteors flying around everywhere and shit and it's very technologically
developed, there is a large picnic table situated in a big crater with a bunch
of cooked guinea pigs sitting on a platter.
Peach reads a note left on the table, "This authentic Peruvian feast is for
you, please enjoy the Space Colony ARK!"
Noki voice-over as the three chow down on some guinea pigs, "Last week it was
KFC, this time some lovely little hamsters, what is it gonna be next week?"
Shot of Noki dipping her guinea pig into some spicy sauce with gusto as Peach
subtly lays one of her hands on the Doctor's thigh under the picnic table.
"This place is super atmospheric," Peach ties up her hair, raising her arms
making her titties super pushed up, "but I feel like the Doctor's dick is
REALLY gonna be out of this world."
Long shot of Noki curled up under the picnic table taking a nap as Peach and
the Doctor giggle scandalously as they dip into the Space Station.
"Where are you taking me Doctor?" Peach says as she aggressively grabs his
dick.
"Believe it or not, there's something else I need from this place other than
Peach's sweet poontang," the Doctor's glasses glinting as a meteor falls behind
him.
"Come down here," the Doctor whispers raspily as he leads her down a hallway
into a dark closet-type room.
"Ooh, I can't see," Peach leaning submissively against a wall, the Doctor flips
a lightswitch and a fridge is for some reason in the middle of the room.
"What's that?"
"This is how we're gonna fix everything, not only the rest of the game, but
what has… already come to pass," he grins at Peach, holding her small face in
his hand. "You really do look so much like her."
Peach looking very uncomfortable at the incest of the situation, she breaks the
tension by unzipping his pants and going down on him right there.
"I don't really know what the fuck he was talking about to be honest, but that
dick was pretty bomb," Peach freshening up in one of the ARK bathrooms.
"This changes everything," Eggman with his magical fridge tucked under his arm,
"It's too late for any of them now."
                                  Airam Tribe
                                    Day 11
===============================================================================
Two male Koopas are shown tackling each other in a fight for dominance, cut to
Sonic leading the tribe back to camp where the extensions to the shelter are
nearly complete; Baby Luigi, Tanya Ann and Foxxy are all like "Guu~" from
hunger inside their cages.
Sonic in the jungle all crouched down low, "So I lost one today, big deal.
Everyone is so riled up about Rouge's abortion that I don't even think they'll
notice."
Rouge smiles at Foxxy Kong, who is still crying from hunger, and approaches her
with a chao fruit. Out of nowhere Tails pops in her way, his arms outstretched
to protect her.
"Don't touch her, you MURDERER," Tails cries gayly.
Rouge gasps scandalized, "I don't want to eat her! What the fuck? I didn't do
nothing!"
Tails begins angrily barking at her, Rouge looks desperately at the shelter for
support only to be met with Knuckles and Sonic glaring at her stankly, so she
dips sheepishly into the woods. Cut to Toadette scowling at her from the beach
as she does laundry.
"I think Tails was coming in a little bit hot, I may have to teach him a lesson
later." Luigi's Italian dick hardening as he reveals his switch tendencies.
"I knew Peach didn't have to worry, these people are ready to EAT one of their
own," Toadette kicking the sand around. "We just have to lay low for a bit."
Rouge looking very girl sitting alone at lunch walking slowly through the
jungle when she bumps into Luigi taking a dump.
Luigi squints his Italian eyes at her, "So it wasn't your idol after all?"
"I wish," Rouge sighs. "I think this is the end of the line."
Luigi rubs his mustache, "Yeah you're probably fucked."
Rouge's titties perk up as she has an idea, "But the thing is Luigi, they'd be
idiots to let Knuckles get any further with the idol in his pocket, how bou
dah?"
Luigi nodding thoughtfully, "How about that."
"I'm tired of this injustice, time to stop being a victim and put my big girl
panties on," Rouge with renewed determination, "besides, it's MY BODY MY CHOICE
anyway," #MyBodyMyChoice pops up in the corner of the screen.
Gorgeous shot of an elegant orca whale destroying the fuck out of a bridge, cut
to D.K. lazing in the shelter again, teaching Foxxy Kong how to patty cake.
Shadows advance on the father and daughter and the shadow of Sonic's spiky
silhouette is clearly visible in the shot.
"Listen, big D," Sonic gesticulates at D.K., who looks slightly uncomfortable
at this new nickname. Tails and Knuckles are standing behind Sonic in Speed
formation. "There's a new spot open in Team Sonic now that little miss titties
shat the bed," Sonic gives a sideways glance at Knuckles.
D.K. raises a brow incredulously, "Sho nuff, I'll do whatever," he places Foxxy
on his knee. "My closest ally is gone now, who do you want me to write down?"
Sonic scoffs, "Rouge, obviously."
D.K. looking troubled as he climbs a tree, "I'm really not trying to commit no
black-on-black here, but I don't know if I can turn the tides on this one."
Knuckles consumed with rage as he glides around, "I need to make sure that
lying slut is out of my SIGHT."
Scene transitions to Sonic and Knuckles approaching Tikal as she meditates by
the shore.
"So I guess Tikal isn't black, but her and Knuckles definitely have some common
ethnicity," Sonic nodding whitely. "So we figured it was better if he
approached her."
"Wouldn't NiGHTS disapprove of the murder of an innocent?" Knuckles holding up
a Chao as an example.
"Hmm, let me ask." Tikal bows down and whispers some chants to herself and
NiGHTS floats down to be all like, "Yo ask again later."
"Just glad we're on the same page here Tikal," Knuckles relates to her by
placing a hand on her orange shoulder.
Tikal looks at Knuckles directly in the eye, "Thank you, Knuckles."
"There is a touch of destiny in his eye," Tikal doing some yoga in a small
clearing.
"Hey look they're back from reward!" Luigi points his big Italian hand at Peach
sexily walking back into camp.
Toadette immediately flashes an M signal to Peach and Noki and they scatter
into the jungle.
The three ladies convene by a little creek, "Ladies, I think we can get control
of this game back," she looks pointedly at Noki not sure if she's really with
them, "the vote is Rouge."
"Why should we get rid of someone nobody can stand right now? Shouldn't we use
her as a vote?" Peach checking her nails looking unimpressed. "Besides, I think
it's time to throw the big monkey under the bus."
Peach sitting up straight glaring vengefully into the camera, "I know D.K. must
have written my name down last night, he would never vote for Bowser."
The camera cuts to Rouge and Luigi approaching near the pile of deadass leaves,
Eggman is suspiciously covering something large with the leaves.
"This is my last stand, we need the votes against Knucks." Rouge begins to cry
and ruin her eyeliner.
"After I helped to kill the cancer inside her I really feel some trust with
Rouge," the Doctor looking around in the jungle paranoidly.
"I could get my new baby girl to vote with us." Eggman chortles.
"I think Tails is too angry with you to flip." Luigi frowns. "Toadette also
seems pissed, and who knows about Noki."
"Knuckles is such a nigga," Rouge kicks rocks.
"Speaking of which, what about D.K.?" the Doctor points out. Dramatic change in
the music as Rouge squints her eyes.
An ethnic man grunts angrily as the camera flashes to D.K.'s big smile. "What's
the plan shorty?"
Rouge walking next to D.K. down a path in the jungle, "Knucks."
D.K.'s smile fades. "Damn we really determined to take out one of our OWN kind
tonight."
"Trick put a baby in me and is finna tell me what to do with it, damn!" Rouge
places a hand on her hip.
"Why don't we all just vote for Blue Noki? Can't no one trust her blue ass,"
D.K. getting defensive as a shot of Blue Noki tending to the fire is shown.
Rouge making a sideways face, "Okay then."
Rouge shrugging as she flutters next to a mango tree, "At least it ain't a vote
for me."
As D.K. and Rouge dip and split, Knuckles ambushes D.K. "What you doing talking
to her, fool."
"Why you gotta be on all up on her shit, just vote Noki or like I don't know
Luigi damn." D.K. sighs.
"Rouge is a SLUT, D.K." Knuckles spits furiously.
"If one of us falls we all fall, who else is gonna take one of us to the end?"
D.K. sounding very woke, "I'm writing down Blue Noki in solidarity."
Hard cut to Blue Noki giving hard poker face as she is being ganged up on by
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and now Luigi in tow undercover.
"We really trust you Noki," Tails assures her airily with a childish smile.
"Yes, yes, my vote is for her," Noki waving her hand. "Trust."
Noki shaking her head impatiently, "I am a surprise they still think I believe
I'm not the lower totem head."
Shot of Noki humming a tune to herself as she takes a walk to the NiGHTs
shrine, she finds Tikal there in prayer, who opens her eyes to greet her.
"It's me Noki, Tikal. I want to ask NiGHTS for a good digestion after that
wonderful feast," Noki getting on her knees.
Tikal coos, "Ooh, what was your favorite part?"
"I really liked the sauces," Noki nods with gusto. "The camp feels like evil
right now, everyone wanting to crucify Roog," Noki mispronounces Rouge's name.
Tikal frowns looking pained, "She is a troubled soul, she needs time to heal."
Tikal glances up at the sky and the shot cuts to a Paratroopa gliding serenely
over the sea.
#AIDSCarAccidentAlliance briefly flashes in the corner of the screen as
Toadette and the Doctor are seen returning from the well carrying a large
bucket of water.
"All I'm saying, T, is that we might want to consider keeping a big target like
her in the game," the Doctor whispering feverishly.
Toadette grunting to carry her half of the bucket, "This is bigger than the
game. You may know this, you may not, but I once cared very deeply for
Knuckles, and I don't think he deserves to go home today."
"Hearing Knuckles might be in danger made me remember his dick felt good in my
tussy, and besides, if we're gonna roll with Team Sonic, I'm gonna have to find
a crack and hop in," Toadette adjusting her little vest, "and I can give
Knuckles a SON."
Returning to camp, Eggman goes to lay down with Peach on the beach as Toadette
straddles herself over Knuckles laying in the shelter. "I'll keep your baby,
daddy" Toadette's mushroom braid lightly brushes against Knuckles' red face.
"I'm good T, get off me. My dicke soff." Knuckles gets up and flies away to be
alone. Toadette frowns in sexual frustration.
"Like whatever dude," Toadette looking pissed off tearing some leaves off of
some trees, "Guess I won't tell you to play your idol tonight."
Cut to Peach and the Doctor laying in the sand, "It's Rouge or Knuckles and
nobody will vote for the abortion story in the end, vote Knuckles," the Doctor
very slow and deliberate, a shot of shown of Knuckles sitting in a tree alone
gothly.
Peach smiles back at him, "I'm voting for D.K., he lied to me."
"Wh-wh-wh-wh-why?" the Doctor stutters.
Suddenly Tails is heard from up a few meters above camp screaming for everyone,
"It's time to go to tribal!"
Voice-over of Eggman as he grabs his torch, "God damnit, I didn't have the time
to convince the Princess, that could have lost me the game."
Voice-over of Rouge looking uncertain filing off to tribal, "I wish I was still
fucking pregnant, looks like I traded the million for a cute and skinny 30s."
Voice-over of Knuckles still looking pissed off, "Bitch thinks she's gonna kill
my unborn child and run off with the money? We'll see about that bat girl."
Voice-over of Peach taking up the rear, "I'm not changing my vote, I don't give
a FUCK. I have the necklace."
                                Tribal Council
                                   Night 11
===============================================================================
A low croaking vocal sound stretches into the echoey chime sound effect of
tribal council, the final eleven all walk into the burned ruins of the
Casinopolis with their torches.
It spookily starts raining as everyone takes their seats, "Ooh, the island is
angry," Randy whitely observes with a wry smile.
"Let's welcome in the jury, Daisy and last person voted out at tribal council,
Bowser." Randy narrates as Bowser menacingly blows some fire towards the
remaining castaways.
"Knuckles, it looks like there's more bad feelings in the tribe, what
happened?" Randy gets down to business.
"Oh it's much mo than bad feelings Randy, Rouge murdered my unborn son without
my consent," Knuckles coming in very hot, a little damp from the rain. Shot of
Rouge looking very uncomfortable in the back corner.
Randy chooses to silence Rouge, instead asking Tails "So I heard there's some
new construction at camp for the little ones?"
Tails gives a big smile, Sonic squeezes his ass reassuringly before speaking
for his slave, "We may have lost one last night, but we gained three! We all
needed a little more room in the shelter."
Randy raises an eyebrow, "Three? I thought there were four babies?"
Tails audibly gulps as a wave of silence spreads through the tribal council.
Rouge sees an opening, "See, I'm not the only baby killer sitting here tonight,
but who am I to judge anyway?" Shot of Tikal nodding complicitly is shown.
Out of nowhere, Peach very stankly interjects, "Yeah, well D.K. is a LIAR. Do
NOT trust him." She stands up and walks over to the Doctor, whispering into his
mustache.
Randy with his mouth agape, "Wow, fake!"
D.K. looking scandalized, "Oh, so that's how we're gonna be?" D.K. stands up
and tries to huddle Knuckles and Rouge together, who both look very unwilling.
The captions pick up Knuckles spitting, "No. NO."
Suddenly, Sonic, Tails and Luigi are all standing, panflute music plays as they
are all seen mobbing Toadette, captions of someone whispering "Tell them
there's no choice," Sonic is seen aggressively pressed to Toadette's ear before
he turns to rape Luigi, Toadette then scuttles over to Peach and the Doctor,
who are being accosted by Knuckles.
Shot of Randy with his face in his hands.
The Doctor, who doesn't seem to be capable of whispering very well, is flapping
his arms at Knuckles all "I don't know!"
Knuckles narrowing his eyes, "Yeah well I don't know either."
Toadette scowling at Knuckles, "You really don't know," she turns her back on
Knuckles and starts whispering with Peach.
In the midst of all the chaos, Tikal and Blue Noki are still just sitting down
several seats apart, they share a glance and Blue Noki just shrugs, Tikal
mouths something not picked up in captioning.
D.K. is still trying to fuck with Rouge, the captions pick up him repeating,
"I'm sticking widdit, I'm staying. I'm staying." Rouge is shaking her head in
frustration.
Everyone's starting to sit down now, but then Sonic darts over to Toadette, all
like "You promise?" Toadette's braids bobbing as she nods. Peach looks really
pissed about this.
Randy still gawking as Sonic sits back down, "Okay, is everyone ready to vote
now?"
"Yes I'm ready," Toadette hella defensive.
"Okay then, Tails, you're up first."
Tails looks very flustered and moist as the rain starts pouring down on him, he
looks very rape victim as he holds up [Rouge] "You did this to yourself."
Eggman looking very fashion with the rain dripping down his bald head,
[Knuckles] "It's about time we had a little re-shuffle," he chuckles deviously.
Toadette squeezing the rain out of her braid as she walks over to the urn, she
scribbles down a name that isn't shown, "I'm not sorry to be taking you out of
the game, honestly."
Sonic dashing up to vote spinning his legs around wildly, he scrawls [Rouge] in
cursive and draws a star next to it. "You shoulda seen this one coming when we
took out Amy Rose."
Noki brushes the water off of her skirt as she totters over to the urn, she
holds up a vote, "I have heard many more than one plan this day, but this one
seems the bester."
Luigi looking petrified as he strides over to vote, he holds up a shakily
written vote [Knuckles] "I hope this a-works."
D.K. bounding over to vote on all fours, he holds up a vote as the camera shows
a shot of his monkey ass, "Sticking to my guns on this one."
Angrily stomping up to vote, Peach whips her ponytail at the camera, [DK] "You
should have voted out the weasley little green faggot, your loss." She folds
her vote and sticks it in the urn.
Knuckles powerfully stomps over to the urn, he silently holds up [Rouge] with
an intense glare at the camera.
"Oh praise be to NiGHTS!" Tikal screams as she votes, the camera cuts back to
D.K. looking MAD bugged out at her pagan religion.
Rouge forlornly glides over to the booth, she is shown holding up [Knucks]
"Well, you win some, you lose some. Guess I'll go home and not be pregnant,"
she shrugs and deposits her vote.
Whining female tribal droning voices are heard as Rouge's titties bounce back
to her seat and Randy's just like, "I'll go count the votes."
When he returns with the urn, the tribal voices crescendo, "If anyone has a
hidden immunity idol and you would like to play it," the thunder cracks, "now
would be the time to do so."
Rising panflute tones as Eggman's soaking mustache is shown, Rouge looks down
defeatedly, shot of Knuckles gripping his seat… and suddenly, with another
crack of thunder, TIKAL stands up, "Randy, NiGHTS has conveyed to me that the
time to use this power is now."
Toadette's eyes bug out as Tikal passes by her, shot of Sonic shaking his head
in laughter and Rouge looking very confused next to him. Once up at the podium,
Tikal pulls the idol out of her pocket and turns to face everyone.
"NiGHTS has always taught that charity is the best way to spread the light of
her grace, and so I'm choosing to save this girl the only way I can," she
exhales. "Rouge, this idol is for you."
"ME?!" Rouge jump up out of her seat and snatches that idol before Tikal can
change her mind. "Guess I'm playing this on myself Randy! Thanks T!" she gives
Tikal a big hug and a smooch on the cheek.
Randy looks at the girls incredulously, "This is indeed a Hidden Immunity Idol,
any votes cast for Rouge WILL NOT COUNT," Rouge giving the BIGGEST shit-eating
grin sitting pretty on her stool, her titties pushed out.
Toadette whips her braids around, "KNUCKS," Knuckles nods and hops up, "Randy I
would ALSO like to play this idol, but on MYSELFS." He hands the idol to Randy.
"This is ALSO a Hidden Immunity Idol, any votes cast for Knuckles will not
count eithah," Randy looking very overwhelmed by everything going on, "I guess
I'll read the votes now."
Tails nervously coils his tails around his twink body as Randy opens the urn.
"First vote…
[Rouge] "Does not count," Rouge lays a thankful hand on Tikal's orange
shoulder,
[Rouge] "Does not count."
Randy smirks as an old tribal chief takes a large dump and screams into the
microphone.
Next vote… [Rouge] "Does not count," a shot of Knuckles with his eyes closed in
frustration is shown. Rouge is still looking hella haughty.
[Rouge] "Does not count," this one has a little star on it. Shot of Blue Noki
looking perturbed.
Randy looking very serious, "Next vote…" [Knuckles] "Does not count," Knuckles
punches the air all like "yes!" in vindication.
[Knuckles] "Does not count," Luigi is looking a little out of sorts, but Rouge
doesn't give a fuck because she's safe.
Loud drum beat as Randy flips over the next vote, [Knuckles] "Does not count,
so we still have no votes for anybody, only four votes left in this urn," cut
to a close-up of Peach looking very pleased, D.K. tugging on his tie nervously,
and Noki looking somewhat aghast.
Rhythm of the tribal drums slows down as Randy dramatically reveals the next
vote, [DK] "One vote D.K.," Peach is shown pursing her lips in satisfaction.
"Next vote," Randy opens it shittily, [Blue Noki] "That's one vote D.K., one
vote Blue Noki," long shot of the entire tribe looking very confused, Noki
starting to hyperventilate in the front row.
Randy flips over the next vote, [Sonic] "That's one vote D.K., one vote Blue
Noki, one vote Sonic, one vote left," Sonic whips his head around, extreme
close ups of Tails and Luigi both mortified as if their life is about to end.
"Thirteenth person voted out and third member of our jury…" Randy takes a hella
long time to reveal the last vote, and rightfully so cuz it was a doozy,
[Sonic], "That's two votes and that's enough, please bring me your torch."
Sonic grabs a hold of Tails and forcibly shoves his tounge in his tussy. He
throws him down and begins to do the same to Luigi, however has a tougher time
getting off Luigi's overalls. Shot of Blue Noki with her mouth AGAPE as
Knuckles is staring at Rouge.
Randy taps his foot, "For someone so speedy, you're SURE taking a long time to
get your torch."
Sonic stankly rushes over to Randy, all like "Whatever, I'm too cool,"
"Sonic, the tribe has spoken," Randy snuffs his torch as ethnic men go
"Ohhh..." in the soundtrack. "It's time for you to go." Sonic looking bluer
than ever in the lighting on the path away from tribal.
Randy turns back to the tribe, his eyes wide open. "After that upset, I'd say
this game's puss is wide open," shot of Rouge with her eyes glistening, "Get
back to camp."
Sonic looking shell-shocked sitting in the rain, "Wow, I hope they all die."
                            NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR…
Tails glowing in the sunlight, "I haven't been thinking enough about Tails, and
it's time to play this game for TAILS."
Tikal looking very intense as she stands in the tree position, "The time is
nigh for the arrival of our savior."
And things get a little TOO HOT at camp,
Voice-over of D.K. as he is shown stop, drop and rolling near the ocean, "I
KNEW the white people would pull this shit eventually."
 
Chapter End Notes
     AN: The votes were as follows
     Rouge *canceled out* - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Toadette
     Knuckles *canceled out* - Rouge, Luigi, Eggman
     Sonic - Noki, Tikal
     D.K. - Peach
     Noki - D.K.
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